Occupation

What does Jow Forums do for a living?

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I'm a NEET at the moment. I quit my job a little while ago, but I was a java servlet dev.

I live off of my parents money.

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Im not living im surviving user

Ever since I retired people mistake me for a 6 year old girl

IT specialist for 430 euros

Want to die ofc

So we've got 1 worker and someone who might get paid to die
What prevents Jow Forums from working?

NEETbux since 1997

>NEETbux since 1997
how old are you? 40?

39 actualy

How much does that add up to?

270 Euros a month, free housing, medicalcare, free public transport, and groceries once a week.

>What does Jow Forums do for a living?
Nothing
I masturbate to anime

Excessive amounts of antidepressants I guess

Retail management.
Friendless and a virgin. It's a miracle I got the job I have.

software developer at a crypto currency company

90k with stock options

its pretty sweet but can be stressful

>tfw mediocre software dev

app monkey at a printer company. 100k with fully stocked pantry, stock purchase program, and shitloads of weird technology
I got a manager fired for being incompetent and now I just do whatever I want because he's not breathing down my neck to get some shit done that he promised would be out the door a year ago

Wageslaving At McDonalds
I dont know How much more i can take before i snap

what do you mean? i only have 2 yrs of experience and i dont live in silicon valley where everyone makes over 140k

plus living out there is so ridiculously expensive you go through that 140k pretty quickly

Im a CSR at Domino's Pizza

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I put the boxes in the vans at ungodly hours in the morning

I put files inside of folders then put those folders into filing cabinets at a firehouse.

Nothing, I get 567e after rent, water, electricity, internet and phone.
I could order pizza delivered to me everyday of the month and I'd still have like 50e left

I get more benefits because I fucked my brain with drugs

I make robots.

Ironic isn't it?

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