Roll dubs for pill

Roll dubs for pill.
Only one of each exist.
If no claims they shall be given to hungry orphans.

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Gonna go with invisibility. Blue is tempting but if you keep selling the exact same kind of silver bar every week you might look suspicious.

They yellow pill would be the greatest thing ever, I'd never have to work again and I hate when people stare at me in public so I could solve that problem. Spying on random people would be fun too.

Fuck it, rolling for blue. Infinite money that's recognized anywhere I could ever go sounds pretty fucking good. Idgaf that it's a metaphor for cucks, rather live big than doing drugs, watching women in showers, or being immune to shit.

Invisibility so don't get anxious in public any more.

Give me the blue pill your mktherhrjjdjd

>i dont do drugs
>only $10,013 per year isn't that much
>i can steal anything i please
>vague pill as it doesn't detail what it defines as "cancers"
if black pill is a pill of immortality then sure i'll take that. otherwise i'll just take the yellow pill.

black pill all the way, it's a pretty insane power. Still things that can fuck you up while aging but it sure does help.

a lb of silver is only $215. That's only $11k a year, plus you gotta put forth effort to sell it.

invisibility probably, i can think of some good uses, and also fish oil is healhty

Black pill.

Googragalino

Give me that yellow pill or I will scream.

rollan for yellow

Fucking nigger Christ, one more roll.

I lied, this is definitely my last roll.

>and also fish oil is healthy
kek

Quads for the bluepill

Rolling for no pill just to spite OP if I get dubs

Red pill so I can finally enjoy my youth.

gonna have to go with invisibility pill
>join CIA
>become best spook the world has ever seen

Going for red pill again. Fuck my life. Give me the ability!

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Red pill me, please. I need it

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Last roll. Give me red pill

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>effort to sell it
if you cant fucking use the internet to sell silver then you shouldnt be on Jow Forums you lazy fuck

I'm going with the black pill honestly, because my family has history of cancer.

Rollerollerollerino
>the fitness gram pacer test is a multi stage aerobic capacity test

Gonna go with the blue pill. Could fund so much with that. However it could totally fuck up the silver market

They see me rollin'.
Originaloroginaloriginal

Different Apu-poster here. Gib red pill pls.

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Ok here you go!
3 pills remain.

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Blue pill yolo

An original roll for an original thread. Yellow, please.

Yellow pill gimme the yellow pill

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Gimme da blue pill BAYBEE!

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You stole my dubs fuckhead!!!

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You snooze you lose son

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the fuck does it matter if you get addicted if you got the silver bar you can afford it.

Since yellow is taken I guess I'll go for blue

Fucking ruthless.

I'll take the black pill and find a multimillionaire with cancer that I can sell it to.

I will take the blue pill. Even if I cant use the money to improve my life I know my parents could sure use the money. Or maybe my brother since he is having a kid this year.

Imma roll for the blue pill just to show you lads how its done

Blue, black, yellow and red have now been claimed. Enjoy those pills you earned them.

But look! I've got FOUR more.

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While im on my winning streak might aswel snatch red of your hands

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Cancer one pls i could make millions finding the ingridients and mass produce the cure to cancer

How are you going to launder the money...

Gimme that red pill son

Why would you need to launder it, is there a law against acquiring money magically?

rolly polly fell of the holly 7534773547

Yellow as another user said I can steal a shit ton of money

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>red pill
>they don't cause addiction or damage but you feel nothing from drugs now

>blue pill
>silver suddenly becomes common and worthless

>yellow pill
>have to get naked for full invisibility

>black pill
>body cancer no longer occurs
>get congestive heart failure and other organ failures

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yellow > blue > red > black

I dont know how to roll cuz im the newest new fag

come back when you graduate high school you fucking underaged loser

I'd definitely go with blue here. Two identities, if I manage to screw something up with one I can always just revert to the other and not have to face the consequences of my actions.

Oh come on, I was one digit off. That has to count for something, right?

No i want to have a bad life now

Red pill. I could live in a really fancy apartment in a cool neighborhood in an expensive city, like san fransisco. Who the fuck cares about shrinking or invisibility

The power level on this is all fucked up. The choice is either fairly wealthy, healthy, or the most powerful being in the world.