Could you please suggest me some "starting calisthenics" routine for beginners? I know i won't become jacked...

Money.

Ding ding

What if your gf loves you but you are not sure to love her back anymore?

Lick her ass. I took that for granted when I was in a relationship, that I was with a chick who would let me put my tongue in her asshole any time I wanted.

Now that we broke up I really miss it. I was so stupid for not living in her crack when I had the chance.

you sick fuck kys

But i do, and she licks mine. I feel that I'm staying with her only for the sex tho, and even that is declining

Thank you guys

step 1 be a female
step 2 realize you can make a fuck ton of money off lonely betas by dressing up and posing like this
step 3 continue doing so and incorporate it into your life and whine when people call you a whore for doing it

She kills incels if you catch my drift

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I have a gf and I'm not a virgin since i was 18 tho.

I still enjoy looking at sluts being sluts

>flat chest
>virgin killer
that's a burlap sack

Just get a female dog and you can have the best of both worlds :^)

She can't pull it off at all.

Weak men encourage it

The dog could net you a nice gf

This bitch I know from uni looks exactly like this whore.
I always catch uni bitch mirin but shes a completely vapid, entitled bitch. She has the personality of a pool of dog barf.
Should I go for it?

she looks like her? i would.

A generation of beta shut ins who have never felt real intimacy or sexuality due to obtaining stimuli for these desires through the internet (in this case through hentai). As a result, they find sexuality not in human sexuality but in the simulacrum of sexuality that is hentai pornography. Once this permeated enough of the social fabric women began to simulate the already simulated behavior in order to gain money/status.

Actually, looking at this whores ig, uni bitch looks a lot like her but is significantly prettier, about 2 whole points.

But poo poo comes from there

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Literally me.

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>female

Mfw she's been posting nudes on her facebook

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Can we talk about calistenix ffs?

poast uni slut

Whoa, is it private? I didn't think Facebook allowed this.

>100$ for her nudes on patreon

fucking thot

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Na hers is public, probs not lewd enough to be taken down

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fuck you you ruined my nofap with this

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the things i would do to this smegma enigma

You'll be a dumb motherfucker like me and get head from a hambeast before realizing you have a good girl then have this constant feeling of regret around her. GL man.

Jesus that is fucking tiny.

Uhm sweaty those swaters are for girls with tits

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>females

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How can I get a bf like him?

Has anyone actually done this program? If so, how were the results? I am considering buying a set of gymnast rings to try it out.

sadly she has a vagina

Disgusting

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>ywn have a weighlifting gf that takes a swig of bourbon before competitions

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IKTF

go to r/bodyweightfitness and follow their recommended routine. if you search for it on youtube you should have people doing and/or explaining said workout.

Such a perfect body and face.
I don't care if she's a slut, I want her.

beta orbiters thirsty as fuck and thus enabling this kind of behavior

r/bodyweightfitness

It's leddit yeah but they pretty much have everything you need so you don't have to pay thenx for a shit tier program.

what if i dont have access to pull up bar

go to a playground, take your shirt off, and excersize. preferably during school hours.

this,

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Get one for a doorframe

I can't find her nudes help

>females

That is one freaky bitch.