Fuck you fit.com/forums

You ruined my life and embarrassed me in front of a girl
>finally chat up a qtpuh2t in the squat rack next to me
>she's practically 2 plate
>she gets really into our conversation and finally we turn back to our racks
>she starts squatting and i notice it's more than what i can do
>try to match her but fail on my first set
>she gives me a weird look
>i run to the bathroom
>when i come out i see her friend snickering at me
>she tells me she has to go and leaves really fast
Fucking thanks you pieces of shit. Fuck you fuck you. At least Jow Forums doesn't get my hopes up and lie to my face.

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We told you to squats and oats, you wouldn't listen

if you are a man, then you should be able to outlift 99% of girls
and you should reach 2 plates within a year of lifting maximum

so if you're a beginner, she will understand
otherwise you've been fucking around too much

You fuck up and you blame Jow Forums

we never told you to lift for girls, and we sure as hell never told you to get your ass kicked by a woman... man, you must be feeling pretty humiliated right now

I reached 2.5 plate squat within 2 months of starting squatting. Squat more user.

>be chicken-legged DYEL
>act like a retard and try ego-lifting more than you can actually lift
>get btfo
>blame Jow Forums

You should reach 2 plate squat in the first 2 months of lifting

>qtpuh2t
what the fuck

>lifting for girls.

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>2 pl8s in first year
my start weight was 1.5 pl8 lmao i hit 3pl8 after 6 months

OPs picture is the start of a porno. haha

Any beginer should be able to ATG squat 4pl8 their first day. Ive only been lifting for 1 month and can already do 8pl8.

>>she starts squatting and i notice it's more than what i can do
>>try to match her but fail on my first set

>not leveraging your lower squat into a conversation about how she can help improve your form or some shit
>not handing her the upper hand on the subject, immediately playing to her ego and ingratiating you in her eyes

You're never going to make it, bro.

That's towards the end when the kid fucks his aunt lmao

go back to Jow Forums and never come back

Imagine typing this

it feels so good aunt diane

In all seriousness 2pl8 is easy to get to but everyone will hit lmao3pl8 at different rates because lmaoCNS

>Jow Forums

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Are you a dyel lmao. I was squatting 12pl8 in 2 weeks. Kek

Choo choo time to hop on the Jow Forums blametrain. Next stop: Butthurt Valley.

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Your image signals a patrician taste in cinematography

Well he's not MY nephew!

Lmao 12plate is gay tyer

Yea stop that sorta shit OP. Jow Forums definitely didn't encourage you to ego lift to compete with a fucking roastie lol.

My gf is into motorbikes and idiots have had accidents trying to prove they're as good as her when she's just fucking casually commuting. Men are stupid.

The aunt Diane scene at the end is the only good part of this porn. The rest was really disappointing.

My moms name is Dianne so I can't get into it... good scene though objectively

and its so fkn brief though. what a let down.

it's truly porn kino

>well might as well keep it in the family

I love you for this

What are you talking about? You failed to do the single thing Jow Forums told you to do. You couldn't lift when it counted.