Hey femanon, you're... how old?

I just want to go fucking primal and do what I'm meant to do

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sure thing. see you in 9 years

im 31 want to be my gf oh btw im not financially stable haha im such a loser haha pls be my gf

24 should be the absolute MINIMUM age to give birth.

Having said that, 35-36 is the cutoff point if you don't want retarded kids

>30
>Past age of prime breeding years

No Thanks

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You know what? If I had a bf and we really loved each other I would do it. Even if it was a sexual thing. I know my stuff is also weird so who cares.

it's not a sexual thing
i just like putting pillows under my arms and pretending i'm a bird and i want to enjoy that with my partner

you are such afucking weirdo. no wonder you dont have a 3.14 pie

good luck finding a financially independent stronk woman whos desperate to be a mommy at 22

Pls no bully, I know I am weird and pathetic.

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>most guys are just degenerates that only want sex.
why do women always say this shit? as a guy who can relate heavily to other guys because we are the same sex, i can almost say with absolute certainty that the vast majority are not "just wanting sex".

sex is overrated, masturbation is basically the same damn thing but slower. if it was just sex guys wanted they could just get a fleshlight or a sex doll and probably spend way less money and time.

saying guys are "just looking for sex" is a really cheap cop-out so that you don't have to admit you are being overly selective. i hear it used all the times by the likes of """fembots"""" who want to believe that they ARE robots and are not alone simply because they are too selective. by saying this, you almost admit that you've been approached multiple times and denied them. but it's okay, right? "they only wanted sex?". poor you, huh, always getting catcalled by people who just want sex. please do yourself a favor and quit playing the victim card. grow up, nobody wants to be in a relationship with a mental child.

okay im sorry freeend. no more bully bully.
tell me about some of your weird fetishes.

rude user, but i guess its true i dunno, i just want a partner to have fun with and love

I'm 19 and a virgin so it's not like I've missed the opportunity
Definitely not getting preggo until I have a university degree

I never said I was not too selective. I am saying that I am too selective, I dont want that kind of guys.

Its weird its oral sex related stuff

you're a fucking man pretending to be a girl. end yourself

Are nipples truly an erogenous zone or is it only a meme? I don't feel any stimuli from mine

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Ok. You obviously know me better than I do so it must be true.

>good luck finding a financially independent stronk woman whos desperate to be a mommy at 22

Why on earth would any man want a financially independent (aka ready to divorce you at any time), "stronk" (aka mouthy feminist) woman?

Now I'll take a table waiting, meek and quiet young 22 y/o old qt who's desperate to be a mom at the drop of a pin.

enjoy being used you little piggy bank

pure meme, I feel nothing as well

My my last girlfriend favorite thing for me to do was suck her nips with light teeth bititng. So I'm pretty sure it's a real thing

Ive noticed dudes enjoy their nips sucked way more than women. maybe its just a weird porn thing men believe.

Like what? Do you want somebody to eat out your asshole or something? Or go down on you while you have your period? Be more specific!

I... mean the other way around, user.
me giving oral sex, swallowing semen and... that kind of stuff. The most embarrasing thing is I would like to try to get "facefucked"

I'm sure that's not an issue for most men
I'd facefuck you any day :^)

>posts vanilla shit
>gets trips
Why is Kek such a fucking pleb?

Ha. I'm 30, I have so many neice and nephews that I had to help raise there's no fucking way I would have a kid. I can barley afford to feed myself and my dog.

Pull out, it will save your life anons.

But it is weird and unlady-like to like that.

Wow its my first time with trips!

what do you do for a living that you can barely afford to live alone

You're allowed to be like that with the man you love, in the privacy of your own home.

>tfw no semen swallowing facefuck gf who is embarrassed she likes it

It is 2018 facefucking is like first date stuff

You are very cute and I would like to HUG you

>21
>assumed to be a lesbian
>depression
>lose interest in bonding with others
>get sick
>now unable to bear children
here we are.

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I'm a furry so I could make actual wings for you two to wear in bed.

How have you femanons never had a bf? All you have to do is go outside and 10/10 times an autist will go after you

Never gonna give birth. Babies are gross. I'd rather baby my future husband. I wish I could actually sell my uterus for science. Not rent it. I never want to be pregnant.

that's kind of depressing..

what if femanon wants a gf

Ellen? El F?

22, and never had a boyfriend

I'm sure there's autistic lesbians out there as well, maybe less than anons, but there are.

I know but tfwnobf.

It cant be. Normal people arent like that.

Yeah, it is.

25 and children are gross

25 and I'm too much of a child for a relationship

You realize that this is what every man unironically dreams of having, right?

>me giving oral sex, swallowing semen and... that kind of stuff. The most embarrasing thing is I would like to try to get "facefucked

user above me is correct most men live for this

But liking that is associated with being easy or a loose woman. And guys dont like that.

>just wait around until I'm ready to get off the cock carousel

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Most females are.

Depends if your doing that with your bf or every guy you meet upon first meeting them. Personally if that was my gf and she was only doing that with me I would be fucking thrilled to be with her. But then again it depends on who you ask.

All females here on Jow Forums are lesbians?

No. I am only attracted to males and their penises.

Or all all females on Jow Forums traps

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Most people are. I'm afraid of having a kid that will resent me for giving birth to them.

Oops

>By the time a woman hits 30, nearly all of her ovarian eggs are gone for good, according a new study that says women who put off childbearing for too long could have difficulty ever conceiving.

>The study published by the University of St. Andrews and Edinburgh University in Scotland found that women have lost 90 percent of their eggs by the time they are 30 years old, and only have about 3 percent remaining by the time they are 40.

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24
I haven't had a period since I was 17, so I can't you fucking cattle.

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What about adoption?

I never really felt anything when I touched them myself, but my boyfriend really likes sucking on them and now I have started to feel turned on when he starts to touch them.

>he is literally training you
What a fucking legend

How did my mom get pregnant with me while on birth control at the age of 36 then?

she wasn't on birth control. she knew her time was running out and decided to trap a man

She already had two kids at 22 by choice and didn't want anymore. I was the accident.