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What the actual FUCK
Christopher Moore
Ayden King
how does an orc know what a menu is? have they been to mcdonalds? xD
Alexander Myers
She married le reddit man. They used IVF and a surrogate mother.
Jayden Sanchez
Seriously, are there restaurants in Mordor? Cotton Candy stands?
Elijah Torres
You may be surprised to learn this, but nobody in Middle Earth spoke English, and the books/movie are a translation.
Christopher Green
Why would they have a word that translated to "menu"?
Michael Nguyen
There is an orc word that means “list of items available for the upcoming meal”
Kayden Ross
Jace Gray
you may be suprised to learn this but middle earth ain't real
Oliver Morgan
It’s pre-roman european history.