What the actual FUCK

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how does an orc know what a menu is? have they been to mcdonalds? xD

She married le reddit man. They used IVF and a surrogate mother.

Seriously, are there restaurants in Mordor? Cotton Candy stands?

You may be surprised to learn this, but nobody in Middle Earth spoke English, and the books/movie are a translation.

Why would they have a word that translated to "menu"?

There is an orc word that means “list of items available for the upcoming meal”

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you may be suprised to learn this but middle earth ain't real

It’s pre-roman european history.