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get ready for church edition

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Breeding young fertile arseholes with my fat paki cock edition

>as far as everyone I went to school with is concerned I simply fell off the face of the earth and probably became an international man of crime or a spy or something

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Who saw Pubes' meltdown today?

>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-45219285
poor paul.

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ntth for wrestling lad is a nonce

He has multiple meltdowns daily. Which one are you referring?
isn't he dm?

>breed arseholes
Third world education

I'm drunk as fuck
Lads pls. give me some voice work to do. I'm a depressed, out of work, extremely minor actor. Simple as.

>isn't he dm?
nah same gimmick

To me to... oh no he's ded ain't he.

Maybe the nonce hunters are nonces themselfs just way over compensating and struggling with cognitive dissonence and trying to hide their own nonce behavior

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Paki in my College class literally had no idea women had periods. What do they teach these retards in Pakistan?

Every effort in paki schools is made to stop them from shitting in the street. Clearly a failed initiative.

pack of tangy cheese with a can of monster ultra. proper saturday.
can you replace all of Benny's voice in New Vegas?
bloody confusing innit
maybe they are one in the same and it's a concerted effort to ruin the threads?

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Most likely lad. Very weird hobby innit.

Lads how do I stop my fat retard gf from standing on my cat's tail and saying 'oops didn't mean to I try my best :('

didnt one of these groups find out their own lad had been noncing recently?

PHWWWOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
Nicole on Babestation 2 atm - fucking hell what a babe

Kick her fat arse to the kerb

>Benny
Give me a couple of choice quotes and what you'd like to hear them done like

She can end up paralysing your cat, that's a continuation of kitty's spinal cord
Warn her one more time not to do it ever again, accident or not
If she does it one more time, break up with that fat bitch

something a sneaky noncer would say.

>31 years old
>NEET for 10 years
>this is my future

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Do a Timothy Byrne impersonation.

not even joking lad's close the the perfect female specimen
only negative is the fake tits, but they're bretty gud as far as fake tits go
9/10 easily

look after yout kitter and dump the fat slag.

looking up nonces on the uk database site and there's some crackers

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I don't want to mock a poor fella down on his luck

Gonna kill u rn stay way from me bird ya wally poofta

What fucking nonsense is this, anyone who allows they self to be tret like such deserve nowt nahm sayn

Reads like a noncy retort if I say so myself...

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>ya wally poofta

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literally all of them, ya dig?
dump her

He'll not know. Go on.

hope the road trip skin in fortnite is good

Done a u turn, think these nonce spam posters are mostly 18 year olds

Spazzes

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A no to dubtrack is a no to nonces

Simple as

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too old for you then, dm

it's paedogeddon out there right now lads

don't let your children out on their own

Lads, I went to the offie to buy some cans but it turned out it wasn't an offie at all but a pedo disguised as an offie.

Be careful out there.

youtube.com/watch?v=-GpzFgoPDn0
not his type

Yes, please, Princess Bean.

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Its alright, they never leave the dungeon anyway

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is this show cringe or based
think i might just watch futurama again

that show any good? need something to watch after I finish the Sharpe india episodes

I'm quite enjoying it, lads. Very funny in moments and fills the Futurama void in my life.

take a look at this, what is it?

just a hillside?

look again

there's a child there, no more than a blue speck.

but the fact is - if you showed this picture to a paedophile, they'll actually try to attack it in an attempt to reach the child

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Nonce posting has gotten out of control (well over 80% of posts)

Its time for a comeback

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>2am

oh fuck me thought it was bout 11

>2am

I fucking swear I was about to start leaning Japanese 10 minutes ago, at midnight.

A farmer got so old that he couldn't work the fields anymore. So he would spend the day just sitting on the porch. His son, still working the farm, would look up from time to time and see his father sitting there. "He's of no use any more," the son thought to himself, "he doesn't do anything!" One day the son got so frustrated by this, that he built a wooden coffin, dragged it over to the porch, and told his father to get in. Without saying anything, the father climbed inside.

After closing the lid, the son dragged the coffin to the edge of the farm where there was a high cliff. As he approached the drop, he heard a light tapping on the lid from inside the coffin. He opened it up. Still lying there peacefully, the father looked up at his son. "I know you are going to throw me over the cliff, but before you do, may I suggest something?" "What is it?" replied the son. "Throw me over the cliff, if you like," said the father, "but save this good wooden coffin. Your children might need to use it."

why dont you sit in a dark room for awhile and think about what a terrible person you are?

i already do that every night. What did I ever do to you, though?

we believe that pedophiles are using an area of the internet the size of Ireland

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I'm always confused by this part. Were they aware it was for brass eye or did they think it was serious?

Just put some pasta on

11 minutes on the boil
bit of pesto
bit of cheese
simple as

they thought it was serious, and tried taking chris morris to court when they were humiliated on national television.

Lineker knew it was bants
labour mp was serious

This is the one thing we didn't want to happen.

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At 2am? Ya wally poofta just use catchup

nice. hope it's a nice pesto.
should you really be eating this late though? what's the point if you're going to sleep soon?

im actually mental lad proper raving loony me

You're a two pin din plug

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>bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-45233347
think we should just leave tombs sealed lads. I don't wanna get killed by out of date egyptian cheese disease

>a yank will repost this on Jow Forums thinking it's serious

DM is a wally poofter

Me lad ah like tooyouse brown sauce n salt on me pasta propa lads meal thatis

ate a whole pack of doritos. what am i like?

LEARNING JAPANESE I THINK IM LEARNING JAPANESE I REALLY THINK SO

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Reminder that the word incel is meant to demoralise you and make you want to sudoku.

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>The discovery is significant as there has been no previous evidence of Ancient Egyptian cheese production
oh my god wow

A society grows great when old men plant trees, the shades of which they will never sit it.

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This shit scares me. Imagine if some cunt opened an ancient sex doll buried under the pyramids and airborne super aids was let into the world. PHWOAR.

please dont link the BBC or I'll have to suffer more stupid headlines like this

>Why did Vikings have 'Allah' embroidered into funeral clothes?

Is that a song?

originally this time

>'We are real': Saudi feminists launch online radio
>Fighting sexism in comic book covers
absolute state of the BBC

>Why did Vikings have 'Allah' embroidered into funeral clothes?
because of the varangian guard you fucking muppets

Wot are you fookan like MENTAL

It's ok to be underage fren you can just admit it.

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no lad its because sweden has ALWAYS had an islamic influence, sweden has always had diversity!

Fucking hell....
Surely Andy McNabb and the MP could tell their parts were bullshit

"Disguised as a lion"

>It's ok to be underage fren
haaa nonce

Here's the original
youtube.com/watch?v=rIHWuz7_cJ0
:^)

LAKASEH JUST WOKE UP AND LAKASEH WAS SLEEPIN' LET YA KNOW LATER
*CUT*
HELLLO GUYS LAKASEH WAS SLEEPIN' EARLIER GON'OUT FOR WALK NOW
*CUT*
AND FOR MY TEA I'M HAVING EGG AND MOUNTAIN DEW
*CUT*
AND FOR MY SUPPER I'M HAVING EGG SAUSAGE AND BLACK PUDDING
*CUT*
NI NI PAL CYA IN MORN

I'm 22 mate.

I'm sure you are user.

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What the fuck was that lmao.

>moth crawls on me
>for the rest of the night constantly feel moths crawling on me that aren't there

A ring-a-ding-ding
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kek
Lee is living a comfy life in a way though. Blissful ignorance.

excuse me sweety

*wobbles head*

africaresource.com/rasta/articles/the-ancient-celts-and-vikings-were-black-people-by-dr-clyde-winters/

Dont want to alarm you lads, but I heard a knock on my window. I'm gunna check it out.

we wuz VIKANGZ n sheeeeiiiiiiitttttt

shit, guess us whites are responsible for YET MORE genocide

It seems comfy I'd like to know his reason for not working, though. He seems perfectly capable. No social issues either so he's not autistic.

we told you we'd find you sunshine

>DARK JUSTICE
>OPEN UP YOU FACKIN NONCE

SOMEONE'S KNOCKIN AT YA DOOR
SOMEONE'S RINGIN THE BELL
Orgiinalllllly

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