Be me

>be me
>27 yo NEET
>browsing Jow Forums in "the hole" as my dad calls it
>dad storms in for our weekly chat-up
>"son you're wasting your life"
>oh boy, here we go again.jpg
>lectures me about using my talents
>ask him what my skills are
>silence.exe
>says, learn a trade or work full time or else you can't live with us anymore
>REEEEEEE internally
>proceeds to tell me stuff about heating/cooling
>*minimize the futa porn

literally shaking

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i mean ya, your kinda pathetic if you just leech of your parents and do nothing all day

NO "Kinda" you are pathetic At least try to improve you fucking waste of space. waste of oxygen

Fucking normalfaggots the both of you. Getting a job or learning a trade isn't that fucking easy especially if you are 27 years old with extremely limited real world experience. Combine that with probable bullying from peers and social exclusion it really makes you never want to leave your comfort zone, aka "the hole" in this scenario.

gif very much related. Should be the fate of all normies

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Stop being a lazyfuck, you retard

Lad I just walked into the social warfare and said i'll do this mta course... Look around for options Even IF it wasnt though the welfare system I still can do online courses from home......,....

holy shit, you dissagree with someone your automatically a normie. shut the fuck up, you know your pathetic hahah
I work nightshift guard at an art museum, i never see anyone and i dont have to be a burden on my parents.

You shouldnt of waited until you were 27 to do something with your life, saying its hard to learn a trade at 27 is not a valid excuse.
your parents should of kicked you out sooner

Whining fucking bitch... B-but I don't wana learn I want to fap to 2d grills all day every day and bitch when a concerned family member try's to talk to me WAHH-waAHAHAH WAH
> Grow the fuck up

Ok, it's not easy to get a job as a NEET. But spending your days in front of a screen in a poorly lit room while life passes you by is still pathetic.

These ideas aren't contradictory.

> Ok, it's not easy to get a job as a NEET
I was in the same boat till One day I said to my self I cant keep doing this to people trying to take care of me I have a few problems and Still now a days to learn a skill you dont even have to go out side.

hahahahahahha wtf
i was in the exact same boat at 18, to socially anxious to do anything with my life. intead i spent all day on my computer learning programming, and eventually starting my own business and making money from it. you just wasted 10 years jerking off all day on the chan

you have no excuses.
late in life after making money i broke out my comfot zone and bit more, traveled the world, went to parties. now im much less awkward and weird and life is almost good. you should try it

you forget what board you are on

Nah. Your blissfulness indicates you are a normalfaggot

You do realize I am not OP right?

OP's situation isn't the same as mine. I live on my own, have a full time job with substantial overtime.

desu, i dont know if there is a single normie on r9k. like how would you even find this place, and then want to stay here?

Jow Forums is kinda popular and infamous, but the only thing thats well known is /b/. even if you as a normalfag wander onto b, then want to stay on b your probs a bit weird, then stay on Jow Forums long enough to explor other boards id be very surprised if you watch 13 reasons why and play cod. but then to go to r9k and chill with incels and neets all day, like what normie would ever do that

but who knows im probs still a normie

>dad storms in for our weekly chat
>tell him I'm moving out
>"how? you just sit in your room all day lol"
>sell some of my bitcoin
>move out
>bitcoin goes up x100 what I sold it for
>pissed $500k away
>living off selling futa furry porn to sustain my degeneracy

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> watch 13 reasons
shit
> play cod
Stop when people stop playing bo1 zombies

love posts like this

stupid spoiled richfags getting shit on is great

mightta found the biggest normie on r9k

if you even thought 13 reasons why was a good idea to put on, and to finish, you and I should not share the same board

Ok have a go at how you think I spend my time and who you think i am user

Also explain to me why putting on a show that came highly recommended is a bad idea.
Oh so I can do that when It's anime?
> Really I like your logic

wtf are you saying dude? are you autistic? maybe you do belong here

how would i have any idea who you are and how you spend your time when the only information i have is a tv show you didnt find enjoyable
idk bro watching shitty normie shows on normieflix all night?

nah i dont hate you user, you seem like a good guy. what some non normie media you enjoy
?

Lad unline some others here I can already tell why you spend time here. It's because you are a fool. really How often have you been told you sad and annoying? I bet even your teachers and parents told you that right. kek
Have you ever even agreed with someone when you didnt get it>
Oh anime ok some one say good me watch huuhuh
Show on netflix owhh normie fgt only like this kekekek
Grow the fuck you annoy you can sit around talking shit when someone watches a tv show are you really that big of a fool?

most anime is normie too lol
the majority of shows and anime are business making ventures, they make shows that appeal to the widest audience in order to make as much money as they can. the widest audience is of course not me. the widest audience is normies.

because a show is rated high by a normie does not mean its a good show.

but again user, i dont hate ya. i dont mind normies on this board, i dont like using it as a derogatory word. sorry for offending you

watch what ever tv you like man
have a good day

nvm that user I was the one who got mad mb.
I think this means it's time for me to get of and get some sleep

night night friendo

i can only understand like half of this
sorry for making fun of you, i want to spread happyness on r9k. watch whatever ya want

I want to make you verrry happy.

If you're unemployable just employ yourself in a small way and keep improving bit by bit till you can support yourself.