Tfw like giant bimbo breasts and gf has itty bitty tiddies

>tfw like giant bimbo breasts and gf has itty bitty tiddies
Is it even worth it brahs?

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My gf has big boobs and I would switch them for anything. They're fucking amazing.

My gf has nice teedies too. Who cares so long as they're at least a handfull and her ass is juicy? Getting that is half the point?

just ask her to shit on you once in a while and you'll get over it

Honestly, this

Give her to me you goddamn unappreciative idiot.

either buy fake tits or pull on her nipples until they grow.

or get her pregnant.

>Tfw no gf

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No better feeling than sweaty saggy udders hanging in your face while she rides you

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Suck her tiddies every night until she starts lactating. Maybe do some bdsm shit where you slap her titties a lot, apparently light repeated trauma makes your body deposit fat in those areas for protection.

this guy knows

>apparently light repeated trauma makes your body deposit fat in those areas for protection.
I need some kind of sauce on this, sounds like bs

As someone who dated a girl that liked getting her ass beat to the point of bruising on a regular basis, I don't think this is true.

I wish I could afford fake tits

Because when you had a gf with tits like this its hard to accept some chestlet

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I really like girls with kinda weird faces like this

I used to be one of those "any tits I can hold are nice tits" men. But then I actually dated a titcow. Other girls just look and feel flat to me now, there's no going back.

yeah after having a few small and a few big I definitely don't like settling for small tits anymore

once dated a girl with 38 JJs. i think about this time of my life daily

she's since had a reduction

>tfw like small tits
>always end up with girls that have big tits
Could be worse

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

There was this study on ?german? soldiers who were doing lots of rifle drilling where they would constantly be hitting the breast area on the shouldering side and that it caused breast growth in guys who had higher est. I think there have been follow up studies that have shown similar results in other areas of the body.

Tbh I'm not really trying to convince you of anything so I can't be bothered to link you to anything. Look it up if you are interested.

test

She'll never have the body you want.
Suggest threesomes with titcows.

force her to get surgery
drop the ego and realise fake tits are decent

Smol titties are great tho. I like being able to firmly grasp a tiddy in one hand. Plus perky tiddy with nice perky nips > saggy balloons. Damn I'm gettin a chubby now

i mostly only jerk to titty monsters but would rather date girls with average size tits or lower, B or C is ideal.

>tfw no smol tiddy punk gf
Big tiddy gf is so 2017

I’ve had small and big. Big titties or go the fuck home.
>tfw current gf has a body like naomi banxxx or a skinnier maserati

what the actual fuck is wrong with people like op, user?

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>she's since had a reduction

Absolute crime against humanity

I feel you OP, I too need big titties in my life.
My gf got kinda medium ones, and some titcow girl is telling me to come over. I'm gonna go some day anons.

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this

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>have 6'1 gf with DD's
>losing interest in her in favour of 5'4 girl with B's

worth it imo

Jow Forums ruined me. My gf has smol tiddies and all these high test threads and tit cows posted make me want to fug a titcow.

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