Tfw mostly straight but crave dick

Yeah imagine that stench just invading your mind, o-only a total fag would get off to that haha.

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got one better for you
>cumming from the smell alone

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That's really hot to imagine.

I'd suck a futa dick
thought I wouldn't suck a man's or even a tranny's dick

but if a girl bodyswapped with me then I'd suck her (my) dick

any other reasoning is gay

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I'd be satisfied with cloning myself and sucking my dick.

same, but just so I could get my dick sucked afterwards, and I'd probably be good at it. Though I wouldn't enjoy it as much as if it was a girl's mind inside me

Man I wish my dick looked like that. It must be amazing to have such a huge dick.

Is your dick big enough that you wouldn't be sucking it and think, "man this dick isn't that great?"

>What is bisexuality

Just admit it, OP. You are bisexual. It's more common than you think. Pretty sure plenty of guys go both ways, like they'll fuck a girl but they'll also suck a dick. I see it more with woman though desu. I've known quite a few girls that would fuck a guy but they were always commenting about how certain girls were hot and how they didn't mind having sex or making out with another girl.

my 5in dildo satisfys me, my clones 6in long dick would be fine. Its not the fact that its a dick its the fact that its a whole package
>dick
>balls
>guy/futa/ ect

My dick is small but its cute as hell, I'd love to suck it, but mostly because its attached to me and I'm awesome.

>Let guys fuck me in the asshole until I prolapse
>Let multiple guys cum inside of my cock battered rectum
>Gulp down gallons of semen
>No homo
>Still straight :)

Whatever, I just call myself straight because I would never actually fuck a man. Only fantasize about big smelly cocks entering all my holes and filling me up.

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this thread is full of flaming faggots, yall need to stop watching to fucked up porn you're watching and go on nofap

You're just angry and pent up from nofap I bet.
If only you had a qt boy to suck your pent up load out of you, no homo.

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>go on nofap
When I go on nofap I start getting involuntary erections to any gay shit and have dreams about it.
t. 2 weeks nofap

did nofap for 6 months, no porn as well. Your meme doesn't work im just a fag

>this thread is full of flaming faggots
>says yall
Hey there tex how about you take my ass for a ride

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The key to overcoming faggotry is to accept it, but realize its not worth acting on. If that's really what you want anyway. Its kind of like junk food and dieting, you never stop liking ice cream, being healthy just becomes more of a priority and ice cream loses its importance.

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I mean, I guess you don't have to act on it and can just fap to the idea and pictures of it. Lots of people do that.

I'm going out on my first date next Friday with a guy i've known online for about 3 years. I'm going to eat the whole tub of icecream

Yeah it seems like the perfect balance. Dick is nice, but guys don't give me those pair bonding romantic feels that girls do. Much rather fap to a dick than a vag though, yuck.

since theres a bunch of fags here, is sucking dick actually good? Cause everytime i jack off, i fantasize sucking off a big musky dick, but idk if i would like it irl.

Absolutely. Sucking cock is lovely.

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only way to know for sure is to try it yourself, sucking dick is very polarizing

actual fag here, it is but only if done correctly.
>taste of precum
>feeling it pulse with his heart
>seeing him react
>the good smell
>peeling his foreskin down with your tongue
>playing with his balls
>deep throating and getting a nose full of his pubes with his balls on your chin
>feeling his cum all over your tongue and being so horny that you swallow and suck trying to pull more out even though it taste awful
>pulling off and kissing the head of his dick while he rubs the top of your head and says "jesus you are good"

are you that user that likes to be degraded

repulsive so glad im not a chick or a fag

also if any of you guys have questions im an actual fag and can answer your questions. Yes this is attentionwhoring

and yet here you are in a thread about dicks lmao. That is infact what a straight man would do he would go into a thread that was bisexual or gay and read a green text about sucking dick...
you gay as fuck dude

Yeah I've been here all day, didn't really have anything better to do.

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Why do you like that? What's the appeal?

not him but it makes the guy you are talking to feel more manly and in control. Its like you are there little toy instead of partner which isn't as sexy

>>getting a nose full of his pubes

it smells really good, you would think it wouldn't but its literally just 100% sweat and body odor.

>nothing better to do than slut it up on r9k

>You say that like it's a bad thing to do

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why does cock smell so good? this seems to be such a common fetish on here but i dont see cocksmell get the same love elsewhere

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Honestly i want to try , just i never leave my house or anything so im kinda nervous to go meet up with someone and do it

It's sex pheromones. Since you're a gay your dumb fag brain thinks it's a girl and gets off to the smell that's supposed to arouse women and make procreation easier.

in general guys smell wonderful but the cock doesn't get much air so its fucking strong

It will go away. Try jerking off to vanilla straight porn. It amazed me how turned on I got in constract to the sissy garbage I thought (or the jews pushed me) I was into.

i dunno i feel like girls are way less into it than guys. maybe its cuz every time we jerk off we smell it so we associate it with the good times

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Going outside works much better. I feel straight as long as I'm around real girls. Porn just makes me crave cock (and big asses).

if you're gonna be prison gay can't you at least want to fuck traps and sissies instead of becoming some agp weirdo?

>the jews
lmao if all it takes to control you is a few porn pictures you are just fucked user. You came to these threads, you jerked off to them, its nobodys fault but your own.
And you are to weak and spinless to admit it let alone keep yourself from being controlled by the jews.

Cock is just objectively hotter than vagina. How many straight guys complain about the smell of vagina? They fucking reek and are ugly. While cock is so hot even guys who aren't attracted to men like them, the same can't be said for vagina.

I don't care about the smell. Getting pubes pressed against your face isn't fun.

>sissy or trap
when i look up sissy on pornmd its just really masculine guys in pink lipstip. That's not hot at all.
>traps
the ones who can actually be called traps look like women which defeats the purpose of chasing after men.

If i wanted a girly guy i would just go date a woman

I must be the opposite, I fucking get turned on seeing or knowing about cocksluts craving for dick. I wish I could throat fuck one.

yeah i agree men have the sexier genits but i'd say women have the sexier bodies and faces in general. straight guys love cock and straight women love other women's bodies, futa uprising when?

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It makes sense for a mostly straight woman to crave dick. why is this noteworthy?

>Being attracted to girly guys is gay, I'll just be attracted to penises instead

Am I following you correctly?

>ywn help your futa friend out with your ass
i wait for the future

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goddamn furry fucks, can we nuke furry nation please?

>tfw Jow Forums but have normal penis
What enrages me more is that I will always have an average penis. Completely in the middle of the mean. I know it often makes no difference in pleasure for the other party but damnit, I want to have a huge cock for ME. Fucking kill me.

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you didn't read any of what i posted

>yeah i agree men have the sexier genits but i'd say women have the sexier bodies and faces in general.

Agreed. I feel like vagina would be better in person because of having the full female package, but I don't see how guys can fap to just vagina.

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>I know it often makes no difference in pleasure for the other party

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>Jow Forums
>normal penis
this really doesn't make you any less hot though.

Cock worship is amazing.
>ywn have a qt appreciate your manhood

it really doesn't smell all that good and taste like a mixture of copper and just skin. Its smell ranges from nothing to so bad you want to throw up.

Maybe its a cope maybe not. It still fucking kills me and I am utterly terrified and frightened about sex because of it

I would absolutely give up my physique and all the work Ive put into it if I just added another 3 inches to my dick. I want to die

Mods are probably the only thing keeping this board from just being a trap and cock rating board.

traps arent gay kid

men who put on a dress but still have testicles, a cock, and are not on any form of hrt are not straight?
We aren't talking about mtf trannies user you know that right?
The whole purpose of the word trap is to trick a straight guy into being gay

Traps are gay, BUT just having a trap fetish doesnt make you a homosexual.

>doesn't smell that good
That's just BO user
I presume most people here are white or with white girls. White people have more apocrine sweat glands, which is what's responsible for the compounds that cause BO

That's the thing though i had my first girlfriend wash her pussy so i could eat her out and it just smelled like nothing at all, if she doesn't wash it for like a day and i eat her out she just stinks, and if she tried to "surprise" me i sure as fuck was not going down on her because it would smell fucking horrible.

Looking back i think she might of just had some weird kink

>tfw waiting for sluts to post their slut desires and erp
>just getting retards that argues

>Its smell ranges from nothing to so bad you want to throw up.

Yeah the way guys talk about vag it seems like you're lucky if it smells like nothing. I'm pretty sure I like girls, but I'm very skeptical about vaginas.

Welcome to this board

post your discord and i'll add you big guy

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this is why u people need to post discords and/or locations when tryna fish for sluts

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where is r9k gay discord

Yeah just wash before oral
Oddly my gf likes my musky dick odor though (if its not been ripening too long)

you don't want to be a part of it.
>no self posting
>no lewd outside of dm
>the ones who talk the most are depressed fags who just go on and on about how they want to die or how they don't want to do anything but they wish they had a boyfriend to do things for them
its just awful, the moment someone leaves the discord comes alive and trys to get them back and then goes right back into just whining

Which one of these cocks do you identify with more?

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I dumped her and im leaning more towards guys these days. The last few girls i've dated have been just awful and the last guy i dated was great but he had to leave for the marines so we decided to just break it off.

This comes off really bitter, im not saying girls are bad or anything just that i've had bad luck

please link ^-^ or any other good gay discords

i really want to feel this position
>guys cock peeking from behind you and pressing against your balls+dick but still being longer
diamonds

I'm straight as fuck, but these threads always make me want to rub my cock all over your fag faces.

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nothing homo about dominating fags user, thats actually asserting your straightness if anything

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>Tfw no angry straight guy to make you his bitch

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I immediatley recognized where that pic was from...
thats probably not a good thing

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It's how the Romans did it, and they were pretty cool.

exactly! and just think of how happy you'll be making your cute little cockslut. nothing gay about bringing more happiness into the world

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It's pretty distinctive.

pls link good homo discord
I want c o c k

>the romans and greeks got to come home and fuck tons of bottoms, dump their genes into a wife, and then go back to war
>christianity came and fucked that up
>christian fags on Jow Forums still worship rome and greece but only the parts they like and that they will acknlowedge in the moment
i just want to go to war and come home to my personal buttslave