>be me, 20 year old antisocial NEET
>my boomer guitar teacher who I still keep in contact with despite having not done official paid lessons with him since I was 17 tells me that he joined a band again, invites me to their next gig
>have no friends to go with
>they play new age country but my guitar teacher throws in fancy lead blues and shred guitar work to make it 100x better
>family likes new age country
>literally show up to their gig with my mom and her boyfriend
>people start dancing
>her boyfriend leaves the venue cause he's a boomer (61) and it's too chaotic for him I guess, mom who is 33 follows
>stranded on dance floor while normalfags flail about and spill beer
>bump into a literal 9/10 and she spills her drink all over me
>trying to stutter out an apology, but she just grabs me and starts dancing
>try my best to dance too
>cock and balls literally an inch from her vagina, tits pressed up against me
>grab her ass instinctively because I think that's what normalfags do, she laughs more
>keep dancing for like ten minutes and then let her go, she waves bye bye as I walk out to head home with my mom and her boyfriend
I can't believe this. I just had to go outside all along. You fuckers lied to me.
You lied to me
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Congrats you're a fucking normalfag now leave
My virginity remains untouched.
touching a girl's ass is already too much
yeah i started realising that. i got a job at 20 at a restaurant after not having one since i was 18 and im meeting a lot of high school girls who seem interested in me. although i dont have the nerve to ask any of them for their phone numbers, so its not going anywhere
yeah no shit, never listen to advice on here, retard
Sorry OP but all I got from that was
>mums boyfriend
>30 year gap between your mum and her bf.
So how rich is he user?
I really dont remember luke pulling a blaster out on dagobah. Was it when he first met yoda?
>takes advice from a bunch of betas and bots
yes op it's our fault
No.
Good for you user. I hope you make it.
I'm realizing that.
>dads girlfriend
He makes close to 200k a year.
I really don't know. It's been years since I saw the original trilogy.
>I can't believe this. I just had to go outside all along. You fuckers lied to me.
Yeah, it's really that easy my dude. Also, why didn't you get her number?
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF YOU AUTISTS.
you didn't score, bro
>make 200k a year
>dont have a gf 30 years younger than me
fuck what is his secret?
also every time i rewatch the original trilogy, i end up picking up on things i didnt notice before
>mom who is 33 follows
So she had you when she was 13?
Also did you get her number or go out on a date?
If not it just sounds like you rubbed against a random girl and didn't do anything substantial.
>she had you when she was 13
hmmm your mum must have a huge thing for older guys
I know.
He's still attractive for a 61 year old boomer. Other than that, I'm not sure.
I was literally a rape baby and taken care of for the longest time solely by my grandparents until my mom got somewhat on her feet.
It was substantial for me.
>be me, 20 year old antisocial NEET
>mom who is 33 follows
Ehh, user? How old was your mother when she gave birth to you?
Shit sorry user i didnt read the text where you explained it
Get off Jow Forums right now..........if you don't......I
I've been working various jobs for a year now, trust me all you need to do to talk to people is say "hi how are you doing" and often you can just spawn a conversation from it. My current job is almost nothing but that
It's actually Fairly easy, but can be a bit awkward when people don't want to talk
>mom who is 33
wtf are you like 12?
no, but thats how old she was when she got pregnant with OP
>Not going up to your teacher after the gig and hanging with the band
>Not catching some sloppy seconds after the band was done with some drunk roastie
Fucking whew lad. Missed opportunity there.
Why didn't she get an abortion then? That's even more retarded
>expecting a girl who got pregnant at 12 to be smart
it would be cool to have a teenage son at this point in my life though
Im like 2 years younger then your mom, whats her number senpai?
>be me, 20
>mom who is 33
She had you at 13? What the fuck
Sometimes, it really is that easy user
I hope this gives you a bit of confidence and happiness to try again
no shit you dumb polluted fag
You probably could have asked for her number and it wouldn't have been too weird, in that situation
"i'd like to see you again, what's your number"
>tfw I go out constantly and nothing like this ever happens to me
>tfw it's not that easy at all
Guess I'm just cursed
going out dancing is fun, girls like to have fun just twisting and turning. i go once or twice a week for some female company. havent worked up the courage to do any real dating besides get their snaps or an odd hangout
It'd probably be more likely if you went to a club or something
>an odd hangout
hangout. have a good time. at the end of it, ask her out again
If your'e socially capable enough to hang out, you can probably do thatwithout seeming weird or creepy. You got this m8
You're only a wizard if you are a 30 year old virgin moron.
Fucking casual
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Not op.
Nah, she was too drunk, she was just looking for grab ass feels
for some reason i remembered him pulling his lightsaber out instead
been a while
Unless you're short and ugly I didn't lie to you
You memed yourself Chad.
You are a Chad. I am a failed normie and go out every other week and pretty much never touch a woman.
>she just grabs me and starts dancing
Obviously you've got a nice face and Chad genetics, if I did that she would vomit in my face in disgust.
your mom is 13 years older than you? well ok then
>you fuckers lied to me
You went to r9k for advice/help? You stupid nigger
OP should fuck his mom if she's hot