/r9gay/ #421 - I'm fuckin' bout-a bout it

originally what are your interests

what an original comment haha

go read last breads pastebin to satisfy yourself

I don't have any interests if we're being honest. I'd say video games but I rarely if ever enjoy them.
All comments are original.
What was the last pastebin about?

i'm a very rare type of gayboi
my tastes are vydia, anime and crossdressing. it's so difficult to find people who understands me

>What was the last pastebin about?
an user posting his messages with the king of cling

i have no idea who the artist is but here is more

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Well guess I have to go read it. Thanks user

pastebin.com/kyDGx0fw

need advice from someone with a boyfriend
>is it possible to give them a blowjob while they play videogames
>will they let you
>could i convince them to just ask me whenever they wanted it

people talk about prison gay but at least I ain't out here puttin no woman ass on no dude

>woman ass
muscular ass are large and powerful you prison gay loser

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Where do I get a friend or bf like the clingy on in this pastebin?

why are you so invested in forcing this crap on everyone

on the internet, keep a sharp eye peeled for low self esteem, anxiety, and a love of shitty anime

>user claims a 2d ass is feminine
>show proof
>now im forcing
lol

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>yfw this is what old-school furries were like
>yfw this is why everyone hated them

most of you are furries though

I like all of those things though.

he's loose, would be fun to see him plowed

>Yes
>Why not?
It's easier to just initiate it yourself, he's not always going to be in the mood.

>my tastes are vydia, anime and crossdressing
you are as unique as water on the earth

me on the right
u on left

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alright im going to go try then

at least it's interesting to see the bara thing unfold into full-fledged autism :(

Thanks user! Work was hard, but I'm almost halfway done my seven day stretch.

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>bara
disgusting, guys are supposed to be girly

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>girly
>not sad as fuck

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These threads are so slow i don't even know why we make them anymore.

>9 posters
out of habit. 1 thread per day isn't all that terrible

inb4 Jow Forums's slow and dead because shitscord sucked everyone up

Goodnight /r9gay/! I hope you get all of the love and cuddles you deserve.

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i am drunk

who else is drunk? just got back from the bar

tfw no alcohol at home

tfw no sad bf to drive off a bridge with

>tfw i know that the number of colors i deserve is 0

i meant cuddles not colors no white guy deserves to have to have a non-white bf

someone post r9gay discord link bls

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the discords are dead as well, the one that is non degenerate is dead as fuck even though it has over 66 people but only 3 people are active per day and they only come around to complain.
one leaves and they just start planning to convince them to come back even though nobody ever talks

*snap*
this is now /r9dyke/

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God I would cut off both of my nuts without painkillers for that to happen

It would be nice to be a cute girl but being a manly guy or a cute guy would be nice as well.
It would be nice to give birth to someones child though

PG2suxg ;)
this 100% isn't outdated or ironic in any way

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>It would be nice to give birth to someones child though
It would be nice not to have the urge of sticking a gun in my mouth and blowing my fucking head off every 2 seconds because of GD, but yes, that would also be nice.

>It would be nice not to have the urge of sticking a gun in my mouth and blowing my fucking head off every 2 seconds because of GD, but yes, that would also be nice.
edgy

>tfw can't stop thinking about a bf
>tfw no chance getting a bf
>tfw tfw

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you can be my bf if you're in bongland
>tfw probably in shetland isles

Damn, I am from scandi so I gotta do what my ancestors did, raid the anglos if I want the booty.

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plunder my north-eastern shores user

>tfw I want to touch and play with cowboy bf's beard so much

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Post Doritos Yuri.

Okay
>tfw no bf because no bf

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Don't give up hope. It's a fact that there are other northern European guys lurking around here.

I am the only one from sweden...

bf anons, any tips on getting bf?

No you're not. I spoke to another Swede a few threads ago. And yes, I made sure it wasn't you.

Hmm Hmm, right. Wonder where he is.

Please don't summon them. I haven't seen a single bfposter yet.

jag alskar dig user

Well he said he would start lurking around here more often, so the opportunity is still there.

Hej bor du i stockholm? Snalla svara!

Nej, jag bor inte i sverige

only staying there for 3 months, i live in the US

>Tfw no sad bf to get sloshed with
Your my only friend Wild Turkey

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How wide is the cardboard of a toilet paper roll? Is that wide? My dicks about that wide.

>tfw no suicide pact bf to take cyanide with and die in each others arms

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H-how to get rid of butt acne scars? There ain't many scars but I just want a good looking butt.

There isn't a standard size.

Is it true that the cuter the boy the faster he ghosts you? That's what it seems like to me.

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cute=young=retarded

is my bdsm switch bf here yet?

>Main thing he cares about is him being a switch and into bdsm

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Sad and depressed boys are the best.
I want to hug a crying boy while he tells me how he feels everything is hopeless.

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Another fetishist, fucks sake. I hate people like you the most.

hold me ;___;

I won't cry, I've never been one to cry very much but I need to be held.

Where is wheelchair-kun? I want to kiss him!

Fetishist?
I just find crying boys cute, I want to be the one that's abused if you wanna talk about sexual things.
And I'm suicidal too, but I don't cry much so I like watching others cry because it kind of helps in a way.

Yeah, same, the only times I cried was when I last talked with my ex-bf, and I get teared up when I see friends willing to sacrifice themselves for either their friends for the greater good. Just imagine having friends that you both care about and care enough for you to do anything.

I now hate you even more.
>I'm suicidal as well lol xd
>I want to be the one that's abused if you wanna talk about sexual things.
Please just off yourself then, disgusting piece of shit.

thats not very nice way to speak to a s a d b o i

>Hey look I am very sad lol
>I probably like, have the depression or something
>Dude i was so sad last night i thought about killing myself! omg!
>s a d b o i s unite! haha am i rite?
I've seen enough of people like you around to know that you are all worthless annoying shits.

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Than just ignore him. Why be so aggressive and presumptive?

you are right, they are just whining attention seeking dorks, only way they can receive love and attention

Because I hate annoying fucks like him. People like him are why people don't take sad people seriously anymore.

THIS IS A HAPPY SPACE ONLY, CHECK YOUR SAD PRIVILEGE AND LEAVE YOUR NEGATIVE VIBES AT THE DOOR

But he's taking sad people seriously and trying to comfort them...

I'm pretty sure that people don't take depressive anymore because of histrionic, edgy teenage girls.

>But he's taking sad people seriously and trying to comfort them...
this is true, he just wanted to cheer them up

>But he's taking sad people seriously and trying to comfort them...
Yeah sure ''taking them seriously''. This place has really gone downhill compared to the first thread. And the first thread was already shit.

You're right, I'm a piece of shit.
And while I am suicidal, it's not that bad. I'm a neet so it comes with the territory. Never even attempted suicide.
I know there's people in this thread, like in the pastebin a guy posted last thread that talk about being depressed and suicidal all the time.
But for me that's not really a thing, I don't really talk about being depressed, at least with my friends, sorry if I bothered you.
I rarely post here anything since I don't know how to insert myself into conversations, and posts like these remind me that I should stick to lurking.

Yeah fuck these faggots, the real sad people dont talk about it so much. They try to hide it.

don't be a bitter groastie(gay roastie)

sorry for being a 21y old groastie

idfk what he's talking about, i'm basically retarded compared to even two years ago
fuck this curse