Stupid myths you believed as a child?

Stupid myths you believed as a child?

>if you ate a watermelon seed, it would grow in your stomach

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>there is someone out there for everyone
Believed this for too long..

God
>tips

If you study and work hard you will eventually reach your goals in life.

>i just get bullied because others are jealous at me

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That there was a Boogeyman in my basement

>If a girl makes fun of you it's because she like you

>you will do great things when you get older
JUST

There is though. Nobody is unique enough to not have SOMEONE out there that matches them good enough.

Then why are there so many perpetually single males? Because just cause they aren't unique doesn't mean they are attractive to anyone.

That I would be judged by my actions and not my physical appearance.

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>everyone outside of america lived in a slum or a warzone
>smoking weed melted your brain

>if you put a tooth in water overnight, it'll turn into a coin
>all lions are male, tigers female, and they marry each other
>object oriented programming allows you to create reusable components

Because that someone is already dead, or yet to be born

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>all lions are male, tigers female, and they marry each other

This is genuinely adorable.

Probably because the good match is in a different city, state, country, ect. And the person looking for a match can't or doesn't want to go through the trouble of finding that person. It's highly improbable that there is not a single human on this Earth that would not be into you

that rugrats episode scared the shit out of me when i was little.
that show was just so trippy in general.

You get happier as you age.

thats funny because unless you grew up in a gated community you most likely were living in a slum

That your dick will get bigger as you get older

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>women just get pregnant randomly f they're married

what the fuck did he mean by this? literally too high to understand.

Yeah I believed this meme too. It never got bigger.

Mine at least doubled in size. Are you serious?

>tfw mom told me my dad's sister was making fun of my dick when I was an infant.

>his dick is kinda smol'

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>a man loses part of his penis to fertilize an egg
>men stop having children when they run out of penis to spare
>urine was stored in the scrotum
>women lactating was just an elaborate prank to confuse me

>Charging your phone next to your bed causes cancer.
Didn't stop me from doing it though.

I never remembered a really big change. My dick is kinda small yeah. Not as small as pic related though

>you will be happy
>the grass is always greener on the other side
>better days are coming

>Not all woomans are whores
Ty,mom

but what if your soulmate lived hundreds of years ago? or will live hundreds of years after you die?

Very original sad boi rn

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>Your parents care about you

kiIl yourself sIut

>youre just a Iate bloomer

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>If you're nice people will be nice in return
So glad schools over

I believed my cat was a camera robot utilized by girls in my class to see my penis. For this reason I always avoided changing in front of the cat

Isaac Newton died a virgin. So did Marcel Proust and Nick Drake. There wasn't anyone out there for them.

There right, everywhere else is a shithole

>you can be successful if you keep trying

>it gets better

no it doesn't

I never believed any myths. Aside from santa when I was really little, but I figured that out real quick. Thanks by the way, mom and dad. Christmas at home was always pretty decent.

>All women aren't whores.
>Talking calmly to screaming people will calm them down.
>Being genuinely kind with no ulterior motive to people means they will treat you the same.
>Most people are good.
>Being hardworking isn't punished by society.
>If you are kind, diligent, chaste, and loving to others you will be happier.
>Karma is real.

>People are born gay.
>Race-mixed people are superior.
>Blacks have big penises

Gay hapa here.

>Once you go to college you'll make friends and find a girl
>Death is something that you should want to avoid
>Everything has a way of working out eventually
>Mew was underneath the truck
>Your family will always support you

That I was immortal and can't die.

piss was stored in your balls

If I eat enough carrots, one day I won't have to wear these shitty glasses.

It's been 24 years and I've seen no improvement. I think I'll be a bug-eyed nerd forever.

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>if you jerk off too much you'll grow hair in your palms.
>if your hand is larger than your face you have AIDS

just get eye surgery

When I was a lil kid I thought the inside of my body was a big open space with my inside junk just floting around, and swalloing gum was a nono and would get stuck at the bottom of my feet and eventually if I ate enough my feet wold be too heavy to move.