Do you think you could've survived 9/11 using your fitness skills? Maybe climbing down the beams?

On the way down, rage soo hard that the concrete melts and you land in a soft pool of liquid then back stroke away while women jump in to suck your cock!!!FACT!!!

Look at the picture
I bet you could've gone from floor to floor breaking the windows one by one. The Space in between isn't even that big. Or you could've grabbed the beams and slid down like on a fire pole.

Very windy outsideat that height. You'd need to be Spiderman to pull that off.
However.....
Would it have been possible to smash through the roofs on each floor and eventually reach ground?
Or do some 007 Goldeneye movements through the vents?

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Ok. Riddle me this.
You break the window from the outside, then use your spidie strength to go down a level. How do you then break the window from the outside to get back into the next floor?

Makeshift pole bro. I'd break the first window then I'd get a broom and some duct tape and attach something like a screw driver or knife to it's end. Now I swing that thing to break the window underneath, throw the broom in, and climb another level.

Smashing the floor... mhm, interesting idea especially if you have lots and lots of people. There must be a cable tunnels or some shit. Or break apart the toilets.

Not bad.
My idea would be to get some rope, tie a business chair (there'd be one on every level) throw the chair out the window and snap the rope back in when the chair is in range and wipe out the window level below.
Reel it in, untie the chair. Rinse and repeat for 1000 floors.

Would it have been possible to use the elevator shaft as an escape?
Go ninja warrior inside the shaft?

If you had a kettle bell in your office for quick workouts you could use that as well. Rope up the bell, tie one end to something fixed and swing the bell out of the window.

Would there have been a point on each floor that could be broken by bear hands, just enough, to jump down to the floor below.

Maybe but the smoke must have been off the charts. If you manage to improvise some break or something maybe you could slide down, but then sooner or later you'd end up on another elevator.

>jump
>deadlift yourself away to a safe area a few miles north
everyone should be able to lift their bodyweight

Okay this is epic

should have placed a blowup pool at the bottom

lol

Why wasn't anyone fit enough to fight off the hijackers?

jews*

a decade and a half later, the west is embracing and deepthroating muslims
no one would have believed this could happen when the towers went down

Because prior to 9/11, plane hijackings were rare but more commonplace, but hijackers would demand money or something, and the plane would land somewhere. The passengers probably had no idea they were getting flown into a building
If you try to hijack a plane nowadays, you're probably going to get beaten to death

They did in one of the planes

They tried, halfassedly, in United flight 93.

I go to the basement and beat up the jew planting thermite charges on the base of the building
abcnews.go.com/2020/story?id=123885&page=1

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Based and redpilled

>art project

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>bb18
>huh what's this?
>fuse holders

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I wouldn't have needed fit skills to avoid being a wagecuck that worked there

>halfassedly

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big brother 18

kek

Reminder that Ryan Dawson’s movie Empire Unmasked is the most accurate 9/11 information you’ll ever get that does away with all of the conspiritard shit

Planes have impenetrable cockpit doors so if they did manage to hijack a plane the passengers couldnt rush the cockpit

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germanwings_Flight_9525

for example this guy crashed a plane and passengers couldn't break through the reinforced cockpit door to stop it

*post 9/11

>impenetrable
I refuse to believe this.

the second holocaust

Easily, why not? Just control the slide speed with your legs

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based and redpilled

I think they now need to have two pilots in the cockpit at any one time.

based and redpilled

Plane full of strong white dudes couldn't fight off half a dozen dyel ragheads so yeah it was halfassed. Wonder if the male passengers were all Canadian.

>strong white dudes
*fat el americano la creaturas

The Air Force shot the plane down over Pennsylvania, why else would it scatter debris over a 5 mile area?

Bajs?

someone explain if this would work

Fitness memes aside, depending on how high up you were, it is highly unlikely your average person would have had the leg strength and stamina to control their descent. Keep in mind that you are probably in panic mode, breathing harder and faster than normal and probably burning more of your stamina in the process.

A fellow baj on Jow Forums forsen1

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Didn't it crash into the Pentagon? How the fuck did it get a 5 mile debris radius? But thinking of it, it's not that far fetched. The towers collapsing like they were rigged to blow controlled detonations style is way more off.

But what about something like the perfect physical specimen like the average fitizen that has squatted and deadlifted a total weight that is probably more then both the twin towers taken together? For him it must have possible? And if not sliding he could just walk down with the back trough the wall step for step

>fitness skills

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesna_Vulović

>She holds the Guinness world record for surviving the highest fall without a parachute: 10,160 metres (33,330 ft). Her fall took place after an explosion tore through the baggage compartment of JAT Flight 367 on 26 January 1972, causing it to crash near Srbská Kamenice, Czechoslovakia. She was the sole survivor of the crash that air safety investigators attributed to a briefcase bomb.

>Following the crash, Vulović spent days in a coma and was hospitalized for several months. She suffered a fractured skull, three broken vertebrae, two broken legs, broken ribs and a fractured pelvis. These injuries resulted in her being temporarily paralyzed from the waist down. She made an almost complete recovery but continued to walk with a limp. Vulović maintained that she had no memory of the incident and thus had no qualms about flying in the aftermath of the crash.

Bro, if she could do it, so can you. Don't puss out.

somebody tried that and cameras captured it, it didn't work and he slid to his death

Just slide down it's literally how fire niggers do it and they all survived

youtube.com/watch?v=pIq75vL-Cew

it's fun to make up things on an anonymous board

guess so faggot

Jump out the window with a door, and ride it kinda like a surfboard. Right before you land, jump. You’ll probably walk away with a broken ankle, but you’ll live.

fucj

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BTFO

redpilled

Pushing the door away with your legs before landing is not slowing you down.

>11/9
>muslim
bluepilled

And Jow Forums constantly shits on rock climbing. It literally would have saved his life.

Very sad, but undeniable

Don’t push the door away, jump and push yourself up.

I think the wind that high up is a serious factor. Anyone who did or still does altitude work can probably atest to this.

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Literally how did she not get splattered falling from 33,000 feet? I'm so dumbfounded.

I drawn it for you. Imagine falling down with a velocity of several hundreds kilometers an hour. How the fuck would u be able to create enough force to jump off this 10kg door?
If you tried to do a jump you would only push the door down faster.

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you're retarded

She was in a tail section of a plane, she didn't exactly fall out of the plane. It's all on the wiki page, still pretty impressive to survive that.

Some dude survived falling out of a plane in WW2 because a bomb went off underneath him as he neared the ground and the shockwave cushioned his fall

>several hundred euro-units an hour
What is terminal velocity

Jow Forums skills won't help you in a terrorist attack
Jow Forums skills wont' help you against a guy with a gun
hell, Jow Forums skills probably wouldn't even help you in a regular fight (unless you've practiced/trained fighting)

the only thing Jow Forums "skills" help you with are to keep your own personal insecurities at bay and help you potentially attract women

At least it will help me to function in my daily life without getting exhausted too often.

Topkek

Use your lats to glide from the building.

my god he's figured it out....

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>implying SEALs don’t exercise
It clearly does something.

>the only thing Jow Forums "skills" help you with are to keep your own personal insecurities at bay

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That would take hours...

That got shot down by an f16 you tards

This is the only conspiracy about 9/11 that is even remotely plausible. Even still, I doubt it.

>Implying confidence wouldnt help in any of those situations or deter some of them

Kek, redpilled but you wouldn’t even have to be fit for that

It was actually tried. The guy made it a few feet and then fell to his death. There's video of it.

ok this is based

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Yeah you could decrease your speed from terminal velocity to slightly under terminal velocity.

Jump out riding the office cat since they dont have a fatal terminal velocity.

props for trying though.

Lol amerilards too fat to climb

What about Building 7, it just fell down despite only being hit with some debris and fire?
And how do you explain the way the buildings fell, a building that falls from asymmetrical damage does not fall down symmetrically/in a straight line.