How do i improve my cumshots?

How do i improve my cumshots?

i'm talking distance and volume

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ss+gomad

Press your taint or stick your finger in your ass, but when you finish in a woman nature will take its course naturally.

meme picture that is older than most posters on this board

For distance teasing before or do like a ruined orgasm

ruined orgasms always makes the cum trickle out for me

I think it depends on how long you didnt fap before sex. Usually when i dont fap for 4 days before sex i can cum a lot and up to 3m in distance 2 times in a row.

My trick is I'll jerk off every day for a week, then just stop and after 2 or 3 days itll shoot all over the place. Edging works too

Same.

I tried the stack.
Zinc works, and it's a good supplement.
L-arginine
Lecithin, from sunflower, not onions
And lots of water

you know sex isn't like porn, right?

that has nothing to do with anything

Yeah whats your point

cringe

cringe. rimjobs are godly and if you're not having them every day you might as well be a virgin. cuck.

this but unironically

stop bullying me

No

You got exactly what you deserved for such an unoriginal comment. The only thing that's missing is cum on your face.

Take supps
I skip pygeum because I think kills my libido

Jack off twice every day for 3 days
Then don't touch your dick for 7 days
Edge for a long time
Cum like a geyser

this thread is gayser

what's the point improving your cumshots ?

lold

lol. becuz penises r gay haha i get it

this, eating ass is great just take a shower beforehand.

I don't think you know what sex is.
Your virgin ass is stuck watching porn

Fuck girly boys. You'll cum tripple the amount.

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Sensations.
Imagine only shooting one rope vs shotting 5+

Which one you think would be more satisfying

I like cumming large amounts inside my gf.

>shooting ropes
what?

Those panties must be stuffed. I refuse to believe that a boy can have hips like that.

Fuggg. Post more

there is a dude on that posts his webms on /gif/ that has better ass and hips than 90% of women in the world

wish i remembered the name, feel like fapping now

>tfw take zinc for awhile now and loads are still pathetic

Am I just low-T?

science, pills

assbro?

I can attest to this

how do i meet boys like this

You don't meet them, you make them. Find a cute twink and transform him to your liking.

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isn't there a difference between a twink and a trap?

A twink isn't really girly, it's just a thin gay dude that may or may not act unmanly. A trap is a girly boy who looks like a girl and can only be revealed as a boy on further inspection.

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stop making me gay

No.

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Traps are like Milfs, they never match up in 3d
2d is so much better

I cum about 5x more when i'm actually having sex with a girl instead of my hand it's weird

But your hand is so much better

that's a pretty pathetic penor

you'd probably suck it tho faggot.

nah you're a faggot. i was blasting record loads when i dated a milf

If you really want massive loads ignore any stacks with pussy doses. Here's my stack
>ZMA - 500mg
>Lecithin - 8000mg+
>Pygeum - 800mg
>Citrulline malate - 3000mg+
>HCG - 200iu
>Cabergoline - 0.5mg

MUST be cycled. Do the stack for 5+ days no less otherwise it won't do much, wait like a week or more and do it again. Only take hcg and caber when you need an absolute fuckton of cum and want zero refractory period. Combine that with my protein shakes (which includes maca, bee pollen and argnine) and saving up all week and I'm shooting massive loads. I've honestly shot tons more than peter north the last few times I've cum which is awesome.

On the day do light stimulation slow for 3 hours. You want to be full of fluid before you even begin your edging session. You have no idea just how packed with cum you can get.

t. cum competition bf

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Thanks. I like my hand.

brace your core and squeeze your abs really hard when you're cumming. Just as though you were doing a squat.

How do I get hard boners?

I tried to fuck my gf last week and I couldn't get it that hard. Same when I watch porn, my boners are not what they used to be

it's bc you're gay

Are you sore anywhere when this happens? If my legs are sore my dick doesnt get nearly as hard as normal I've noticed

>2-5 ml average
>10ml is the holy grail
I stopped jacking off because cleaning up a shotglass worth of spooge was a hassle. I tried the meme sock once, but then I had to throw it out because it started leaking through. Condoms are a pain in the ass, I have to get wide ones, even then I'm double bagging because they balloon out. I have yet to master the art of getting them off without getting my pubes all matted up.

Practice pissing high. Go outside, lean back and try and spray over head height. Write your name on a wall.

What does the citrulline actually do for you? When do you take the supps in the day? My stack was lechithin 7000mg, pyguem 400mg, zinc 30mg, maca 5000mg and loads of water and after a week was maybe 1/2 of yours, which was still a huge amount. Will I fuck my shit up if I dont pin or know 100% about hcg or cabergoline?

>wasting all that protein
bro...

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>t. cumlet

You can make your orgasm stronger by taking swedish flower pollen.

I originally thought this was a meme but one month in on supplementation and I bust nut so hard that I don't even want to move for several minutes.

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women don't fucking care. Focus on something else. Being infatuated with cum is ultimate faggotry

HCG and cabergoline are utilitzed for dudes who have either delayed ejaculation or are generally overstimulated(stims).
Medically, there can be a limited number of reasons for cabergoline. I use zinc and lecithin, too.

Just hit a month yesterday but haven't done anything yet. I'm scared it won't work

A month without fapping on top of supplimentation?

I fapped just about everyday whenI started and noticed the change.

nice cumlet cope

The sex I have is. You're a man and in charge, so make it how you want it to be. Either that or be a faggot.

I used to prepare a smoothie that not only made me cum bigger loads, also made them taste better acording to my gf
>1 Apple
>1 Banana
>1 cup Pineapple or natural pineapple juice
>1tbsp Ginger
>1 tbsp cinnamon
>1 tbsp honey
>1/4 tsp nutmeg
>Water or more Pineapple juice untill it's liquid enough

GOD DAMN IT

I CUM A LOT BUT IT JUST TRICKLES DOWN INSTEAD OF SHOOTING OUT
WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WRONG

Try doing kegels