One chance at life

youre the same height as messi, take up football
or motorsports
plus you can get jacked ez

Who?

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yea but I like being the biggest guy in the room. It sucks knowing that an average 6-footer will be bigger than me no matter how much I lift.

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>one chance at life
>not shitskin

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That's me, 5 foot 6 and described as visibly short in pictures
>could be worse

Are we supposed to be impressed?

>One chance at life
>Spends it race-baiting on a fitness board

>One chance at life
>50/50 man or woman
>didn't get woman

>one chance at life
>5'7"
>4.5" dick
>fat

>one chance at life
>morbidly obese at 8
was not a fun time desu

its not baiting because it worked on you, mouthbreather

I'm 5'6-5'7 and I have a 7.5 inch dick but my fat goes to my butt and waist and I just finished a 1.5 year bulk so it looks hella small right now.

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you look alright from an unbiased standpoint. You remind me of Cr1ikal

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>5'7
>have 7.5 dick
sounds like your dick has you

>one chance at life
>white
>6'4''
>blonde
>blue eyes
>good looking
>Jow Forums
>severely autistic

One bad apple ruins the whole fucking life

I don't understand the joke
>inb4 retarded

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>one chance at life
>shitskin
>manlet
>dicklet
>unironically have a face like pic related

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joke is dick is bigger than you

well thanks for the compliment take some of my reddit gold

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>one chance at life
>wh*toid

>one chance at life
>British

sedentary Jow Forums mutt who doesn’t even lift and only comes here to make shitty baits detected

>one chance to beat Golden State at home
>give up just because JR fucked up

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>one chance at life
>severe acne and scarring

Cr1TiKaL

same height here

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Have you tried eating less and being not fat anymore?

>one chance at life
>6'3 but 5" dick
So close...

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>One chance at life
>She was crying
>I went up to her
>Her BF was an aggressive dick, looking for her
>she felt she had enough
>it started to rain so we snug up under a gate
>she just clinged onto me looking into my eyes deeply, longingly
>she starts kissing my neck,coming onto me
>she jumps up to kiss my lips
>she pulls my head down
>kisses me long and with deep heartburn
>the boyfriend appears and they start fighting
>she will never cling to you like that again
>she will never look at you like that
>she will never think of you as a man like at that moment

Fuck man.

user if this actually happened you should've stood up to the boyfriend and ran whiteknight.exe as administrator

>one chance at life
>fat black bitch gets mad at me at a club
>beta 5'7 white guy white knights her
>call him a beta orbiting piece of shit
>asks ms if that's what I really want to say
>I am guessing that was a threat? Idk
>look into his eyes and repeat myself
>he leaves

Sometimes one chance at life is enough

>One chance at life
>Early childhood disease gives me the lungs of someone who's been smoking for 75 years.

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shit. kys senpai, I have 6.3" dick and want to neck myself.

FUck this piece of shit captcha they are so fucking retarded. fuck you Jow Forums fuck you moot

holy shit what a cutie

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>moot

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post face

Not bad, but you need to work shoulders more bro. You have great traps and forearms but upper arms and shoulders are kinda so-so

this tbqh. If the story is true at( which is suspect) you're a pussy just for letting it happen

>born 6'5, white, good facial aesthetics, Jow Forums, and blue eyes
>squandered it by being antisocial and playing vidya
I feel like I've missed out on years of good times I should've had.

>one chance at life

>6"1
>good metabolism
>7/10 - 8/10 face
>watch anime and fuck around with nerd bros

good life

My shoulders are pretty good actually if I pose for shoulders, they're over developed imo. I'm trying to work on upper chest atm but ty for advice

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You can fix this, it might not be fun but it's also not complicated.

Tfw manlet and jawlet

Only by how well that user would fit in as the little spoon.

Asking the pertinent questions

why do you want to neck yourself

lol same