Ways to make my children grow taller?

My gf is 5'1 and comes from a family of turbo manlets. Her dad and brother are both about 5'6 and at gatherings it's a sea of hobbits. Almost all of them comment on my height and i'm just 6'0.

The issue is she has huge tits and a big ass so i've decided to sacrifice my sons' future for them. Is there any way to increase their height? Such as HGH during puberty? I'm not above sneaking into their room at night and sticking them with needles. Her family are also all bald so the little guys really need all the help they can get.

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It's a lottery my dude, pray for them to get your genes over the manlet genes from their mother, good luck and, if not, I'm sure you will still love your hobbit family the way they are

>she has huge tits and a big ass
It's all going to sag as she gets older. Unless she has great character, she's not sounding like a great longterm choice.

Well we're already 27 and they haven't changed at all. Sagging is based on skin elasticity and cooper's ligaments, not size as such. I am sorry you are flat chested though.

>my dad is 6'1
>my mom is 5'4
>my older brother is 6'5
>i'm 6'0
He'll be ok.

My mother is 5'2 and my dad is 5'7. I ended up being 6 feet. They divorced and both remarried. Mother had kids with a dude who is about 5'10. Their kids are both around 6 feet. Dad remarried a woman who is like 5'5. His other kids ended up around 5'7 - 5'8. Take whatever you want from that

It's not a problem seeing as I'm not a roastie and not every critical thing anyone ever says is motivated by jealousy. Anyway, enjoy your genetically challenged offspring.

wow are you me
dad 5'11
mom 5'6
older brother 6'2
im 6'0 at 17yo (just turned 17)
Hopefully I end up 6'3+.

Give her vitamin d3 during pregnancy. Give your kids vitamin d3. Make them play sports, make them drink milk
>Inb4 some kike says DATS A MYTH
No it's not. You need calcium. Just shut the fuck up and give them milk

Also don't give them gluten. It stunts growth.

Make him drink plenty milk when growing up, send him to swimming or basketball/volleyball/some other sport with a lot of jumping. Make sure the lil guy sleeps a lot and don't forget to have at least 2 or 3 kiddos God bless u pal and good luck

Lmao this reply reeks of jealousy. Whenever a woman brings up the "sag" it's always to tear down someone with bigger assets than her. Gtfo chestlet

beeing balt is much worst than beeing "manlet"
if you are a 5´9 is not that bad but beeing bald is horrible

Seek help, idiot.

good calcium, plenty of food and exercise

MODS

Genetic testing:

Haplogroup I-M170 is one of the most numerous haplogroups among European males.[1] Subclades can be found in most present-day European populations, with peaks in some Northern European and South East European countries. Consequently, I-M170 represents up to one-fifth of the male population of Europe.

It may be associated with unusually tall males, since those in the Dinaric Alps have been reported to be the tallest in the world, with an average male height of the range 180 cm (5 ft 11 in)-182 cm (6 ft 0 in)

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I'm 6'0, dad's family is above average mom's family is average to below average. My wife is 5'5 and both sides of her family are average to below average (though not that small). Our son is 3 and is in the mid 80s percentile on height (slightly lower on weight). I know trajectories change but I'm optimistic he'll be a good size. We have a 2 year old daughter who is average across the board but that's even earlier. My wife drastically increased her caloric intake both while conceiving, during pregnancy, and during breastfeeding (she's a sub 3:20 marathoner so she needed the weight anyway) for that very reason.

>Also don't give them gluten. It stunts growth.

>ate 10,000,000 carbs growing up
>6'5
>no one else in my family is as tall as me

>first of all propably u are not even 6'0 but anyway
>your son will be max 5,5 if he get lucky
>literally throwing your offspring into manlet pit
>manlet love to curze theirs kids and spreading manlet disease
>No wonder girls see u disgusting
> Vile manlets when will they learn...

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>im 6'0 at 17yo (just turned 17)
MODS BabyRage

>moms 5"6
>dads 5"8
>me 5"10 the king of manlets

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Awww is someone upset about her little bee stings.

the number 1 rule of being underage is not to admit you're underage

Gluten is a protein, not a carb.

Lmao. Not the guy you replied to but my current gf is a chestlet. My pecs are bigger than her boobs. But she has the most gorgeous and best feeling pussy Ive ever fucked tho, so I cope with that

you're right all that bread, pasta and rice probably was gluten free

I hope your sons inherit her height and her breasts.

this is a tranny larping as a woman btw

not all carbs have gluten. just wheat mostly

>be 5'10 KoM
>younger brother between 6 and 6'1
Making it was genetically achievable.
Why did I have to get so close but so far?
It's not fair

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Who is that? Holy fuck what an angel. Looking at her makes me ache

What the fuck? I point out something obvious (if you've ever seen an older woman's tits) and first OP weirdly intense and insists I'm a girl and now I get accused of being a tranny. What now? Am I supposed to post my balls with a timestamp?

does anyone know how i can transfer the eggs of a tall amazon woman into my 5'1 gf without her realizing

just remember she's had more dicks than hot meals

Elsa Hosk!

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Unfair that people like that exist

yeah you're really setting him up with bad odds. There's the chance he catches your genetics (or those of someone in your family that is tall), but with a 5'1" mom with short family there's already half of the pool with short genetics. It would be different if she would be a short outlier within her family though (e.g. she has tall parents/uncles but ended up comparatively short), but in your case it's probably not like that

>The issue is she has huge tits and a big ass so i've decided to sacrifice my sons' future for them.

Enough said I think. Your priorities are clear. You can only hope that her genes do not outweigh yours in that area. More likely: enjoy comforting your inferior offspring.

Exact same parent height but I'm 5'7. My uncle on my mum's side is 6 foot with my two male cousins being 6'4 and 6'5 while his daughter is 6'2. Kill me

you must be a jealous roastie, this post reeks of jealousy

>just turned 17
Oh sweetheart

don't project brah not everyone is a cockhungry hoe like you

your mother is though

>Dad 5’9”
>Mom 5’4”
>I’m 6’1”
>always suspect not my dads kid
>DNA test proved I was his

Miracles do happen boys

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see ya later

lol get baited incel nerds, im actually 19

>bringing up jealousy multiple times
if this is you OP, you’re really insecure. the only jealousy that’s gonna happen is when your sons see people above 5’6. you clearly have your priorities, now fuck off and let your future kids rot.

ban him, mods

THIS

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Kill their mother in front of them when they are young.

Everyone looks like shit when they are old, you virgin

adopt a child you fucking mongoloid

au contraire, you incel

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Dont worry about that user. My mom is a super sayanlet 4 and my dad is average height. My brother is 6'1 and i am 6'2, even tho we started smoking cigarettes early. Just breastfeed your sons with those huge milkers and feed them right.

I'm 5'9 and my gf Is 5'7. Her dad is like 6'4. I think my kids will be alright.

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Pray to have only daughters

Holy nother if qtπ

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>crooked legs
>one knee higher than the other

2/10 would not bang

>Good Job
>i forseek your son 6'5 godspeed
>Best decission in your manlet goddamned life!

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knee is bend you nose crooked idiot

Yes but i still want to help them, so far I've got sleep, vit D and exercise but i think they'll need more.

suck my dakadakadakadakadakdakdak

No it wasn't but i do agree with the sentiment of anyone criticising large breasts.

Look up the bed of Prodrustes

This, we'll likely have 5'6 blonde, busty girls. Maybe I'll fuck them and slowly work the height up.

My parents are the same heights.
I'm 5'10".

You'll probably have nothing but daughters.

Im going to end up with little rodgers. The daughters will be highly desired stacies and the boys Rods.

Children generally take after their father.
I'm taller than both my parents.
Forget height this bad

> Dietary Intake of Protein in Early Childhood Is Associated with Growth Trajectories between 1 and 9 Years of Age.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/27733529

But does that mean the effect disappears with older age? I don't care about having a 9 year old chad if he's still going to be 18 year old midget.

>Children generally take after their father.
You mean 50% of the time? You do know how genetics work, right?

>dad's side of the family are yuge, shortest one is my aunt at about 5'10
>all the dudes are over 6'3
>mom's side are all shorties, no one hits 6'0
>all the women are around 5'1
>fiancee has the exact opposite situation
>dad's family is full of manlets, mom's family are all giants
>we're about average at 6'0 and 5'6
this is going to be one hell of a crap shoot

Mom is 5'1, dad is 5'4

I'm 5'10, my brother is 5'8

Current gf is 5'2

How fucked are my descendants?

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Kek, bet your family reunions would be funny af if you all got little santa hats and green coats

you would need to find your real father to see what kind of person he was, health problems, etc.

This is my ideal girl. Just a solid 6/10 plain jane type but skinny.

> plain jane
She's not my type but she's clearly an 8, and will have been banged out by just about every chad

I am literally the tallest at family reunions

Nah, I have his face and personality, I'm certain he's my father

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yes pls

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KEK

Are you me?
Dad: 5’8
Mom: 5’4
Me:6’1
Younger brother:6’
Both of my grandfathers were pretty tall though so I guess the tall genes skipped a generation

????????

You're not really serious are you OP?

Jesus this site has corrupted you stupid fucks

Sign him up for swimming early and make sure he goes to practice throughout his puberty years. He is going to grow taller than you, i guarantee it.

Dad's side is lanklets, Dad was 6'2" growing up mostly malnourished on a poor as fuck farm. Mom's side is manlets, Mom was 5'6". I got 5'9" which is exactly between them which is where most children end up. I inherited more from Mom because the X chromosome is swole as fuck compared to the Y.

Well nourishment and doing sports like basketball or swimming help a lot

Yeah i am because height is important. The fact that my sons will be manlets does concern me, only a stupid or cruel father wouldn't care.

S O U R G R A P E S C O P E

The Nefarious RST. Will ANYTHING ever stop flat chests talking out of turn?

I'm 6'1
Gf is 5'10 with incredibly thick wrist and huge frame.

Literally marrying her for the sole purpose of having giant sons. Lmao @ betas prioritizing looks over their literal bloodline

NPC

just have a daughter, nerd

if you have sons and they decide to transition, their height and body type will probably be perfect. you might end up gifting the world with a couple of nice ladyboys.

Just train them to be confident, and comfortable in themselves, and they will stand heads above the rest. Don't torture your kids with your fear, and inadequacy. I get society, I get genetics, but work with what you have, and then fuck everyone else! Focus on building their character, and not their height. These times need it more...besides, everyone is getting shorter anyways now due the left's eugenics programs. Excuse me, "diversity" programs. lol Can't tip off the mainstream that they are as bad as Hitler, hue. Wouldn't want to system shock their ideology.

My dad is 5'11", mom is only 5', and I'm 5'8.5"
Just leaving this here

Oh, and my brother is around an inch taller than me.

The milk shit is legit. My dad is a turbo manlet fed me and my bro tons of fucking milk especially right before bed. We came out 6'3 and 6'1 dad is 5'8 mom is 5'2

imagine falling for a womanlet and then complaining that she has hobbit genes kek

you reap what you soe, enjoy having midget offspring OP