MY friend wants me to have a threesome with him and his girlfriend. The problem is, he totally dickmogs me...

Do it OP, maybe your friend also lied and it turns out to be a tic tac commercial

kek

Just do it nigga free pussy even if he mogs you.

>haha user your dick is smaller than mine
>yeah but i literally fucked your girlfriend

who cares, do it

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I'll suck your dick instead so you don't have to do the threesome

/thread
Are you trying to impress his girlfriend? No you're not now shut up faggot.

>people actually have 4 inch dongs
I thought my 7.5 was small, damn son

foreal tho, are dudes with dongs my size uncommon?

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I have one of the largest penises among my friends and I'm 6.9. You tell me.

Pics nigga

The average is literally 5.5 in worldwide

Go to Church instead

COPE

Maybe your friend's girl is the one who requested the 3some and he chose because of your small dick. Maybe he's hoping it'll make any future 3somes less desirable for her. Or maybe he wants to fuck you and she's gonna watch. Either way, do it. Good luck.

Churchposting has been picking up on Jow Forums. Any reason why?

Necessity.

Yeah I'm sure having sex with another man especially with one who knows you will end well you retarded hippie.

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Bruh, learn to eat snatch like it's your morning eggs.

What kind of beta fag eats pussy?

>implying my dong is below average

>I know he is pretty hung, like 8 inches
How would you know this?

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Is 6x5 small for a benis? Asking for a friend.

6inx5in I mean. or 15cm x 13cm.

>tfw 6.7x5
A-at least it's kind of long right?

>like it's eggs
okay so eat pussy with toast?

I'm 7.5 x 5.2

Would kill for morendick. I feel like its too skinny

>He doesn't dip his toast into the broken yolk.

as someone older who has done a couple of 3ways, just dont do it with anyone you know well and want to remain friends with.

Very rarely can all parties in the group handle it properly in the coming weeks. I guess if you dont care about your friendship and this girl is just some slut then go for it.

I think it would be awkward if they're expecting you to be bigger than him and then you show up with your teeny-tiny dick.

Really? Im 6.5" and I don't know my girth but I can get girl's coming back to back. Are you a limp fish in bed?

smaller dick goes in the butt for easy double penetration. just dont let the balls touch

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I bet it's 1 person who makes these dick threads every day.

My dick is same, girls say it's big and i've had some squirt on my shit but who the fuck cares man probably not that common

Are there really anons that don't pass the toilet paper test?

Tangentially related, any fags or studs know if the majority of dildos on the market pass the toilet paper test? Just curious if the average woman is completely blown out.

is that factoring in the billions of asians with acorn dick

Iktf bro

holy shit that is GAY

If 4.5, put in her butt

But Jesus Christ if you're already insecure before, don't do it. You're gonna have a weird bad time, and have to deal with it after

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Fun fact, you guys probably all have dicks within about 1.5” of eachother. In researcher-measured dick size studies (as in, not self-reported) the difference in size between largest and smallest penis measured is typically lower than 1.5”.

This will sound like a meme, but one of the easiest ways I’ve ever made women cum is basically just having them ride me under instruction to “not worry about my pleasure at all” and then they just make it happen themselves. Shit’s easy. Also my dick is like marginally bigger than yours so I doubt a half inch makes some kind of magic difference.

Dis shit breddeh

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Found the Virgin

Literally every Chad I have ever known, myself included enjoy eating pussy, if you don't and it's gross it's because the girls are used up dumpsters, get a life

Not until it gets awkward which might or might not happen.

Much like IQ, nobody is happy with average.

Not who you’re responding to but what exactly do you enjoy about eating pussy? I do it cause I want my girlfriend to feel like I care about her pleasure, but the act itself is at best boring and at worst unpleasant-tasting.

Lol what a fuck

Most women come when you fuck them aggressively without worrying about their pleasure

I mean yeah that too. I’m just talking about the easiest way. And the guy said he was having trouble. Also fuck that “just be aggressive” shit. That’s a waste of energy and I’m not about to put in that much energy to make some ditzy slut cum.

Jesus Christ you insecure faggot
Just have a one in one session with him first, you obviously care what the girl thinks do just use him until you get comfortable.

it'll be even worse then
your friend might've told his girlfriend you have a big dick and if you show up packing your pee shooter everyone will be even more bummed out than they already might be
save yourself the trouble and sex someone that doesn't think your dick is bigger than it is

slap it on his face when hes hitting it from the bottom.

This, although there is some condolence to the fact that if you're six inches you will dickmog most people, just like if you're 120 IQ you will IQmog most people even though neither stat is anything special

That changes everything. Fuck her! If she wants a threesome he must not be pleasing her anyway, maybe he can’t get his big dick up or maybe he lied about the size. Pop her pussy wide open you owe it to your buddy. Maybe suck him off too.

No it's big

Only do it if bi

>I've
>them ride me
right... So you make the woman do the work and then claim it's all thanks to you.