/fph/ Fat People Hate "Absolute Unit" Edition

really cringe is not getting the ring size of the person you're proposing to

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How does it work?

Does an employee push a button? Anyone? Sound activated?

Shit if I travel to the US, i'll make sure to go on a planet fatness at least once on these days, fast a day earlier and a day after, and lift like a madman.

Ordained judgement guardian sounds the alarm

Y'know how sometimes you'll think "Nobody wants to fuck fat people. We just need to wait for them to die off and then the species will be better."
If only
medium.com/@thefatshadow/is-fat-a-fetish-b07df64d00d

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What the fuck is her problem?

Then again, this might be the beetus. You really don't need to drink that much water, unless its hot as fuck ofc.

>celebrating being fat as fuck
disgusting hogs

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female boogie making fun of a sign post, the sooner they die the better

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gas fat people desu

Shirts when?

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They might be cutting for a wrestling comp.

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What is wrong with drinking water?

I wish I could make one like that, but almost all my family / family-in-law is overweight :-(

it's considered a part of "toxic masculinity gymbro" and stereotyped because those that do it are usually wrestlers, military, or bodybuilders.

It's not coke, which probably is that landwhales prefered beverage.

How do we stop it, lads? How do we push this fat-enabling culture back?

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>Water tastes bad!

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>Go, tell your people what happened here.

KEKS ME EVERY TIME

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How is water "toxic masculinity"?
I'm a skinny cardiofag, so neither military, wrestler or bodybuilder, and I drink only water and juice.

Landwales usualy drink diet coke.

What except for water (maybe with salt tabs) is better against thirst?

it's the drinking it out of a gallon jug

What is wrong with that?

Fucking white people and not drinking out of a gourd they plucked off of the savanna, that's what

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u must be white...

I've been at a PF when the lunk alarm went off several times. First of all its loud and fucking dangerous to people who have to concentrate while they lift, but I think it's on a sensor. If it picks up someone dropping a weight, it'll go off. That's what they implied when I was there.

Do I want to know what a spoonie is?

youtube.com/watch?v=Odg2K25sLGg

It’s the person at the front desk. I used to go to PF at three am and asked the guy at the front

What other than bottles/jugs should I drink out?

How is that related?

Hates Trump but loves Satan? If you genuinely believed in Satan why the fuck would you love him but hate Trump. These people just cobble together a bullshit personality because they think it's different.

Pretty sure you're right and the guy working at the gym lied to me. It went off and he came over and was like, did you drop a weight over here? Just be careful, the alarm is really sensitive on this side.

Was he just bullshitting to mess with me?

How often is the bulk buffet open at planet fitness?
I might get a membership if they have a squat rack.

i think he was afraid you would growl at him and rip everyone there in half
so he was being diplomatic i guess

Why would you ever fucking wonder this

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Type 2 diabetics take insulin shots??? I think not, she must have a immune disorder that is genetic

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK LUNK ALARMS ARE REAL I THOUGHT THIS WAS A Jow Forums MEME WHAT THE CHRIST

This just happened
>be me on a crowded bus, standing because no seats available
>hambeast gets up to leave
>be really tired because of work, walk to the seat for a well deserved rest
>seat is visibly shit stained, smells like sweaty ass and well, shit
>don't have the balls to turn around and look at the hamplanet's pants
>a wild fatty appears
>"rushes" to the seat
>looks at me, then at the seat, then at me again
>hambeast2 seats.
I'm so disgusted

There's a Queer Equality club on campus, and their door says you can't say anything negative about fatties. All the girls who run it are fat feminists.

I'm not who you're replying to but are you autistic or just continuously taking the bait because you're stupid?

user pizza days, lunkalarms, donut day, this shit is all fucking real
there's videos online everywhere. check it out

capcom warning though:
this gym contains scenes of explicit violence and gore.

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Fun Fact: The term "Body Fascism" comes from fat queers who are bootybothered that fit gays wouldn't fug them back in the 70's.
youtube.com/watch?v=Er1Ri3qKavw

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cardiomegaly at that level is a sin against God

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He/she/xer/it thinks Trump and nazis are actually great and good but because of xår's love for Satan they hate these good things because that's the proper evil thing to do.

I don't know what it is with buses and fps desu lad
>be on a bus going to work
>fucking huge guy sits on the seat in front of me
>creakkkkkk
>SNAP
The fat fuck broke the seat and the driver couldn't continue the journey until the incident was reported

is it bad to drink a lot of water? i drink 1/4 - 1/2 a gallon a day and my deits been going well still

>bus that takes me into campus from parking lot is always busy in the morning
>people crammed in like sardines
>largest chick Ive ever seen gets on
>has to squeeze past the door
>her ass is literally an oval of pure fat
>sits down
>takes up a whole fucking row
>everyone in the bus is staring at her with various looks of annoyance or disgust

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you think this is a joking matter!!???

YESSSSSSSSSSS OH FUCK YESSSSSSSS I WISH THAT WERE ME UHH

ok, this is epic

an*

You're a terrible human being and you should feel terrible.

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I don't know. Somehow we made smoking and anorexia into absolute sins, being fat will hopefully follow.

That girl is curvy/chubby, not outright obese.

why do i want to wave my dick in front of them anyway and see them hunger for it

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No she's grossly overweight and your perception is skewed by how common people of her size are.

>movement
heh

when it progresses very far, eventually they give them insulin, it just kills them faster.

all conventional treatment for type 2 is bass ackwards

>is it bad to drink a lot of water?
As long as you're eating right, I don't see why it would be

LOOK AT THIS DUDE... OH NO NO NO… LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>For 78% of women, a Dad Bod is a sign of a beta provider male
Sums it right up.

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He's a big guy.

Bro where do you live?

What does she mean? McDonals is the biggest eugenic program we have in America.

Remember this, that little girl in pink will resemble mommy someday.

Guess i took anons " You really don't need to drink that much water" wrong then, lol

A fatty who fakes mental illness online for oppreshun points.

God damn white people and their...
>shuffles cards
Water drinking.

Holy shit that's annoying.

I only started to get my shit together a few days ago, but I get real angry when I see fatties

In regards to yourself

They also let huge hulking trannies with dicks into the women's locker room, and if the trannies harass the women in there, the victims get banned when they dare complain. It's Idiocracy, for real this time.

A lot of the far-right idiots are fat pieces of shit.

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Why is there a silhouette of Conan O'Brien on that poster?

Fuck, man. I'm a fat piece of shit, but if I ever have to tuck my stomach into my pants, I think I'm going to just jump off my apartment building.

And probably leave a crater.

post body, prove you aren't

AHAHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHH

You hate fat people but you are a fat person. Autististic faggot much ?

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It's because I just started and now I see how terrible it is to do the shit I did

>1st Soviet Union Panzer Division, colorized.

None so zealous as a recent convert user.

to be fair he probably just got the biggest size or they ran out of diamonds / metal.