Daily reminder that there is nothing more Jow Forums than dating a single mother...

you date them i create them

have a (you) for givin me a laff

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Quality bait

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Man up and boost your test bros.

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Pls leave this board now you literal cuck.

There's nothing more Jow Forums than being a shut-in autist who does nothing but lift and post on a fitness related memes board.

Second most Jow Forums is achieving something like Genghis did; impregnating several different women every night, and raising strong sons who go on to do the same, until a few centuries later 1/3 of the world's population shares some of your DNA through a direct paternal link.

exerting a great amoint of energy to helpvanother mans offspring progenate is the ultimate cuckdom. unless theyre already nearly grown up and on their way out and the mom is a sexy freak.

is the single mother looks like that then maybe

SCREW YOU Jow Forums!!! MY QT3.14 SISTER IN LAW JUST HAD HER HUSBAND LEAVE HER WITH 4 OF THE MOST WONDERFUL KIDS BECAUSE HE "WASN'T HAPPY" AND "NEEDED SPACE". I JUST GOT HOME AFTER HELPING PUT HER OLDEST TO BED AND ROCKING THE MIDDLE ONE.

Jow Forums, WHY MUST YOU BE SELF
PROPHESYING!!!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

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Top fucking kek ,

Child rearing lol.

this but unironically

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lmaooo

>Meet a single mom with 2 kids from 2 different baby daddies
>Get fit and help her out along the way
>Get drunk with her and smash for 6 days straight
>End up cumming inside all 6 days
>She regrets it because I was such a good friend
>Tries to friendzone me again
>Nope Nope Nope
>She then tell me she needs space and doesnt want to see me
>OK!!!
>Get a text 5 weeks later that she is pregnant with my child

There goes 18 years of my paycheck.

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>pregnant with my child
It's legal to do paternity tests and illegal to tamper with them in your country right?

no one is going to mention those coke fiend nails in the OP image?

This was 2/7 bait until the very last part about the pill.

That rawdog creampie shit is probably worth all the possible guilt from the ghosting afterward.

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There's more leftover semen in a single mom's cunt than in a seawreck.

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10/10 B8 jude

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so op's dating your daughters?

>single mom with 2 kids from 2 different baby daddies
>Get drunk with her and smash for 6 days straight
>End up cumming inside all 6 days
You complete fucking retard. You saw that coming miles away.

This. Women like that are fucking trouble

and they will let you know. daily

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Coworker is 29yo female mommy
Shes cute and all, flirts with me like crazy

Her daughter is like 7.
Not sure if she just wants attention or to actually fuck (id love to, amazing ass)
Sorta worried i get killed by some salty cuck but yeah

Even then flirting just for fun ans boredom

> Raising my wife's son

>ding dongli

USA my friend cant get s paternity test for atleast another 6 weeks. Long fucking wait.

Truth be told I got fit and she took my virginity, she didnt know though so yea the first time I had sex with a girl I wanted it to be raw. She super good looking and fun to be around, but there were some red flags. She has HPV for one and the fact she even told me she doesnt take birth control because it messes with her natural hormones.

"some red flags"
"she told me she doesn't take birth control"
>End up cumming inside all 6 days

people like you should be castrated

>she doesnt take birth control because it messes with her natural hormones
This happens though user. My ex was a completely different person on the pill.

Lol you are right about the pill thing

It's not like I'm not ready for a child, stable job, own my home, zero debt. The next logical step in my life was to settle down and raise kids. The only problem is I won't be settling down with this girl. I think we are going to try and coparent and I'm going to take my child the majority of the time.

So I have heard thanks for confirming

absolute retard alert. was one moment of pleasure worth 18 years of servitude to a child you won't even raise in a stable home with a whore mother

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> there is nothing more Jow Forums than dating a single mother

Agreed.

>everything else

Bullshit.

>single mother of TWO kids by TWO different guys
>no birth controle
>has HPV
>go in raw

Oh man, you fucked up in so many ways

>Raising another man's son to adopt a healthy diet and excercise plan greatly helps the future fitness community

How the fuck is this more fit than finding your own women, banging out 5 pure white sons and raising each one of them to be as fit as possible?

>Train mma with this single mom who has 3 kids.

>Alludes to me that she wants a sex only relationship.....

>Keeps trying to set me up with her fat friend.

Why is life so fucking unfair. She's a cool chick and everything. The other night she got stood up on a date. All she wants is reliable dick. And I know for a fact her tubes are tied.....how do I get into this bitch?

Take note lads, this is how you bait.

Especially if he is black.

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Starring OP

>be Mongols
>get absolutely mogged by ugly bastards with bad teeth and scurvy
OH NO NO NO NO

So this is what the mind of a nigger is like.

Ask her out

Especially if he is black.

Jesus you are retarded. How did you manage to get get a job, let alone home.

so now she'll have 3 kids from 3 different daddies

well done idiot!

You're not dating/fucking the sister in law, so it doesn't count...right?

Bro just imagine for a second, even if this is larp, that one day you will meet a woman thats respectable and genuinely like, then you will have to tell her oh yeah by the way I have a kid with this fking absolute degenerate whore waste of space, can't wait to start my life with you and have some kids lol btw hpv

Their a good chance she will fuck up and I will able to get custody of my child assuming the paternity test says it is mine. She already lost custody of her first son to her own family and recently got it back while I was in the picture, just a matter of time until the crash and burn.

Yea, everyone of my friends and family keep telling me i'm selling my self so short when I was with her that she was only dragging me down.

99.5% white according to 23 and Me

Actually have a high paying IT job, I've always tried to put maximum contributions into my IRA's and 401k too. Right now I have 2 options in my life, moving back to NYC and getting an even higher paying job and staying with some family or moving to europe on a critical skills visa and staying with my cousin and every other weekend using ryanair to travel to a european city with her exploring.

Going to be honest spending a year in europe working and traveling with my cousin seems like the way to go. Strong possibility I will do that and just send money to this girl so she can give birth to my healthy child.

Nice one, retard.

>settle down for a single mother of two kids from two baby daddies

Great idea

I don't think there's anything overtly wrong with it, but I definitely wouldn't go out searching for single mothers, and truth be told I'd prefer to raise my own kids.

HPV isn't all that bad. Most people get it. But assuming your story isn't bait, you definitely shouldn't have been, like, going out of your way to get HPV. Though you probably won't have any symptoms. I told my GP that I was with a woman with HPV when I did my last STD panel and all he said was, "You don't have any warts. Don't worry about it."

xD blackpilled

exactly

HPV isn't that bad, it just causes oral cancer.

Fuck off retard

lol cuck

Fuck off Alex and prep the bull.

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ahahahahhaahhahahhahahahah cuck

The only way to be a winner while dating a single mother is to use one of those biohacking kits that you can get online to slowly change her kid's DNA to your DNA before leaving her.

best avoided.
but some ppl in older age, who remarry and become stepfathers, can be really good in role of a father the kids never had.

Imo its not that bad for society as a whole, if u wanna do it. Sometimes circumstances ask for it, even tho woman was loyal (husbando died, or was an asshole who left for something els, cant put food on table, gambled life away).

Its not that simple.

But best avoided imo.

If the kid is a girl she gonna be calling me daddy from ages 12 and up tho

All of OP's arguments are equally true for your own sons. Them being from another father just puts them at a disadvantage

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>doesn't take birth control
>HPV
>single mom with 2 kids from 2 different men
>gets you drunk for six days
>every single day raw sex

You were literally asking for this you fucking moron. You deliberately infected yourself with an STD that you can never get rid of. You have now deliberately shackled yourself to this whore with a child and you will have to PAY HER for 18 years and she doesn't have to give you shit in return. You're also no longer a virgin so that narrows options for you (admittedly not as much as if you were a woman but it still matters). Being no longer a virgin doesn't even matter as much as the FUCKING STD YOU DELIBERATELY CONTRACTED YOU ABSOLUTE MORON.

I hope she takes you for all of your money and drives you into a ditch where you drink yourself to death to escape the child support you are going to have to pay and the pain of being alone and unwanted with your STD. You deserve all the pain you get.

>Their a good chance she will fuck up and I will able to get custody of my child
Hahah family courts are absolutely biased against fathers dipshit

And all you have to do is wait until she's 18 :^)

Pretty much every sexually active person has hpv, its nbd

Fuck you. That's a bad excuse by (((the system))) to make people ok with a terrible shitty STD that has no good reason to be everywhere.