Tfw you feel the warm soft skin of a girl for a brief second

>been in a relationship for 3 years
>miss feeling like this

>when they lean in from behind you and their tiddies are squished up against you

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>I don't know why I do this
You have a problem with intimacy. You feel in "danger" or extremely uncomfortable when you are opening yourself to other people because of fear of being rejected. You show people who you are, and then, immediately, ghost them. You are simply evading forming a meaningful relationship. I don't know your whole situation, but you should probably force yourself to keep talking to a girl after opening up.

Thanks. Often takes an outsider looking in to figure stuff out.

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>tfw see a girl for a couple seconds
>tfw you start imagining your entire lives together including getting married, having a son, raising said son, sending him to college, retirement together, and death

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howdy

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>tfw you rub the tip of your penis on your moms back while she sleeps.

fuck outta here with that sinful behaviour

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>Been in a 3 year relationship before.
>Fell apart due to circumstances and moving away.
Hang on with dear life user, post-relationship emptiness is fucking horrible.
Hang in there pardner.

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It was all warm and oily.

We're kindred souls... you... and I....

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>tfw got the better end of the stick from post relationship life
Got a new job, which I enjoy, better pay, am able to have money for my hobbies, never had acne but have god tier skin thanks to spending on a skincare routine, doing good in school, and getting fit. While she’s burning bridges with friends, poor, depressed, and has an alcoholic family. I started improving months before our breakup, but now I can see myself achieving things.

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Why do you guys struggle to land a gf so bad

Serious question

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>qt is hugging a guy wearing cargo shorts and bare feet

howdy lil fella

Various combinations of ugliness and autism
Being ugly and or autistic makes dating difficult beyond the comprehension of normies

Previously mentioned lost relationship has stunted my desire to try again, I've flaked on several invitations from cute and friendly girls to attend social events and at first I didn't know why but in hindsight I think I just fear I'll expend all of the energy and emotional fire, lose track of other important responsibilities like my job and education, and then it'll fall apart and I'll feel like a cored out husk of a human being.

Casual sex seems risky these days too, so I've just allowed myself to become socially disconnected. Maybe this guy is right though and I'm just fucking autistic.

> cute girl at work
> she's all over me
> grabbing my arms, playing with my hair, giggling etc
>catch feelings hard
>ask her out, tell her how I feel
>she's confused, tells me that I was her "work boyfriend" and nothing more
>she leaves
>still miss her

On the off chance that you're serious and have forgotten where you are

>Interests outside the norm
>Hobbies don't allow for other participants
>Stunted social skills
>Disillusioned with the world
>pessimistic and suicidal

I could go on but that's the general gist of it. Now shoo normalfag.

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>went on a date with a girl for the first time in 6 months
>ask if I can kiss her at the end
>"sure"
>kick kiss
>next day she tells me there is another guy she is more interested in

MFW

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>tfw 28 and still haven't lost my first kiss

Thanks breddeh

>ask a girl I know in my organization out
>try to overcome my fear of rejection
>she says "yes"
>excited for date
>ends up ghosting me

Even when its a yes its a no. Also I'm not the best at approaching randoms and introducing myself. At least I've had 2 gfs in the past, but those are from them asking me out.

>tfw you hire a hooker to cuddle

the warmth of another human being is awesome
shame I cant get it any other way

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>ask if I can kiss her at the end
This is where you fucked up, asking for consent is such a huge fucking turn-off. It turns off the thrill of suspense for the girl (she knows she has you locked down) and it feels less organic.
The optimal kiss plan is when:
>you're near to her
>already making some body contact
>brush the hair near her face to the side
>lean in and kiss her
Pretty much every girl will go automatically along with this (unless you already freaked her out by this point) and will lean in to kiss once you start leaning in.

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I'm so sorry, but you're a brainlet user.

>be me
>busser
>hand the tip trays to the hostesses
>their soft little hands brush against mine all day long
Livin the life bro, other than that my job is pretty much wagie crap

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>tfw a female relative hugs you and you get a sense of what boobs feel like

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>be me
>cant talk to women properly because i get mad at them for fucking no reason
>every girl at my classroom thinks im a douchbag, weirdo and quiet akward faggot

what the fuck, what is wrong with my brain

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>tfw you touched a girl’s thigh when giving her a piggyback ride

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I wish I knew how you give you fellas some advice but you've probably heard it all before anyway

good riddance.. that kind of person as an intimate partner would be doing yourself a disservice.

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When you're making slow sweet love to your girlfriend and she tells you she'll always be yours.

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>and then she accuses you of rape
>you're fired from your dream job, making a shitload of money doing what you love with your best friend in front of millions of screaming fans
>not only that, they erase every mention of you from the history of the organization

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DELET YOU MOTHER FUCKER

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>and then she accuses you of rape

haha imagine being a first world faggot cuck

Feels good man

>ask if I can kiss her at the end
>ask

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Why does anyone enjoy this.
Seriously, probably just me, but if a girl, or anyone, hugs me from behind I get very defensive and it puts me on gaurd physically. It seriously fucks with me. Any form of physical contact on the back pisses me off.
I'd prefer just normal cuddling and stuff. Like holding her head to your chest. Never 100% understood why this image ever got the popularity it got.

Is anybody else kind of getting tired of dealing with girls’ shit? The warm embrace is less and less worth t every day. Women are basically children.

>tfw hot lesbian girl at work hugs you very tightly when she sees you and you know its just because you're the weird angry guy

I haven't given up but I know what you mean. I think I could deal with it if we weren't in this society where everyone pretended the genders were square and equal.

DREADFULLY DISTINCT

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>having at least any form of physical contact.
Feel blessed lad. At least semi.

>At least semi.
i get scared of hugging people for the exact reason that i may get a semi

>tfw my qt boss also hugged me last week when i bought her this zen garden toy thing because of how stressed she has been recently

>tfw you miss those times because of all the possibilities you had, but you still realize it doesn't matter because you were so autistic and retarded that there was no way you could've done something.
Oh lord do I know this feel.

>i get scared of hugging people for the exact reason that i may get a semi
Don't overthink it, it's not a big deal at all

Well damn, I've never experienced getting a boner while standing up though, or any at all whilst standing.
But seriously man, if you're getting any physical contact, then that means that you are not repulsive looking. So at least you past the looksism test a bit, gotta focus on the other things I suppose. GL.

ohi should say i didnt get boners from that, but its what i fear being a 25 khv and all

>tfw what you thought was a girl is actually a guy

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>On Day 16 of nofap
>Riding bus to campus because brother was using my car since his was in the shop
>Pretty crowded but managed to get a seat
>Fat latina girl with HUGE thighs and ass sits down next to me
>Thighs and behind pressing me against the side of the bus slightly
>Spring a boner with the density of a 2x4
>Wouldn't have been surprised if she knew I had it all along but simply didn't say anything

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damn bro, you would've been a good conquistador

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Post your skincare routine, also good for you user that's very nice

*consentually rapes you*

Greentext now. I always wanted to do this

You know I just got out of a relationship where we lived together and paid bills with one another. Some say degenerate, but there are some experiences you need to have before you know you land the real deal.

With that being said, I'm single, I getting my money, and accomplishing shit i need to get done

i take the subway every day, and when someone is sitting next to me even if its a girl, if i can feel the heat from their body i get creeped out

Been there, better gf comes very soon

Why even live if I'll never have this in my life?

Made me laugh out loud. Thanks user

>tfw I nofap and ascend to next-level tier of existence
>sitting in college class
>no longer feel anxiety or weakness
>feel entirely in control of self and being
>cute girl next to me starts noticing me
>I start noticing her notice me in my peripheral vision
>I start getting hard
>she telepathically notices my arousal
>I continue to breathe in and out through my nose in a calm and relaxed manner
>each breath drawing me deeper and deeper into a sexual trance
>she gets more and more turned on and keeps looking over at me
>I break from watching the teacher to make eye contact with the girl
>shes looking at me with vigorous intrigue
>I stare directly into her, giving her a nod with a slight smile
>pull out my phone, open contact list and place on her desk
>she puts her number in

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This is true. I had a girl I really liked my junior year but never did anything because I was skinny fat and had no confidence. Ended up giving her a piggyback ride one time when she asked me too and it was pretty sick experience. First time being close to a female so yea.

Yeah I remember that time. I was okay socially, covering my autism with grades and sports. That was also the last year I had proper conversation with a girl due to class seating arrangement. I would probably have got a girl and had sex if I'd gone on like that and gone to college. But my body started deteriorating due to own retardedness and surroundings, soon dropped out and became a spaghetti momster. My body is ok though I havent solved dry throat yet at alo so that sets be back a lot

user this is the first time I'm saying this seriously, but you actually have autism.

>tfw fatty in the seat next to you in coach decides to sleep on your shoulder for a 10 hour flight

Naturally she smelled too.

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remove this picture please

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I hate all you sad fucks.

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AM:
>La Roche Posay (LRP) Toleriane Foaming Cleanser
>Rosen Apothecary Vitamin C Serum
>LRP Toleriane Double Repair Moisturizer
>LRP Anthelios 60 Sunscreen Milk

PM:
>LRP Toleriane Foaming Cleanser
>Paula’s Choice 8% AHA Gel
>Rosen Apothecary Vitamin C Serum
>LRP Cicaplast Baume
>LRP Toleriane Double Repair Moisturizer
>Cerave PM Moisturizer

I don’t have acne or pimples but just wanted my skin to be at its best and this works.

>be 17 senior year of HS back in 2010
>sit behind this girl in english class, thick pale redheaded girl
>clearly took a liking to me but i was just a weird ugly friendless guy and she was in the popular crowd with the cheerleaders and black guys
>i mean i could tell she liked me, she would always say hi to me on campus even from a distance and ask me to touch her piercings in class and touch my arm and laugh at my stuff and all that
>too terrified from friendlessness and virginity to do anything
>drops bombshell at end of year asking me if i want to room with her in college dorm (we were going to same school)

>never see her outside of that class or campus
>in college i saw her once on campus and she asked to go into the cafeteria with me to eat dinner with her group and i said i was busy and ran home to watch a basketball game

>Guy wearing cargo shorts looks like he's the same size as a smol qt3.14

I mean, I know we're not supposed to lift for girls, but fucking come on.

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How much does all of it cost, and how long does it last once you've bought everything you need?

>turned life around
>own apartment
>decent $35k/year job
>do what I want, when I want
>secretly want to move back in with Mom and Dad and become a depressed unemployed alcoholic abusing benzos again
Why am I like this? I keep romanticizing my depression.

>Kick kiss

I mean obviously she'd go for someone else user. You attacked her when all she wanted was some action.

this is a legitimate indicator of autism, congrats faggot

HNGGHRGHHGHGHHH

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>Weird angry guy

Is every workplace supposed to have one of these office lesbians, because I'm pretty sure they skipped mine.

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i miss doing massive amounts of xanax + cocaine and bourbon too, user. But now I swim 6k 5x per week and it kind of fills the void. Just do cardio until you don't have to think about it for awhile. Then get up and do a little cardio... forever.

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Pic related is how I imagine you to be.

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I mean, I want to sympathise, but what the fuck user?

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Thanks, user. I need to find an indoor pool around here soon.
Have one of my fav wojaks for the recommendation

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>after 6 months of knowing extremely qt coworker, ask her on a date
>she says yes
>boss finds out, says everyone knew we would be a couple from the start
>imagine our lives together, seems inevitable
>have date, goes well
>ask her on a second date, know she will say yes
>she says no

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you dont understand what being friendless and a virgin does to your self esteem in every aspect of life. it completely ruined mine

Low test, unironically.

Shit sucks man. It's been getting worse too as time has been going on. Gotta have faith that one day we'll get to live the dream.

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Hey, thanks for defending me user.
*rapes you*

M8 I’m ugly as sin

snugglebuddies.com/
they have an entire service just for that, also this company was founded by a fellow user
twitter.com/carpforcongress

Who here hugs their pillow at night and pretend its a girl?

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La Roche Posay is a bit expensive.
$15 for the cleanser
$25 for the serum
$20 for the moisturizer (Double repair)
$15 for the moisturizer (Cicaplast Baume)
$16 for the moisturizer (Cerave PM)
$36 for the sunscreen
$28 for the exfoliater (Paula’s Choice)
Total $155us

Everything has lasted me 4-5 months for everyday use except the Cicaplast Baume and Cerave PM which lasts me about 2-3 months.