>be me
>at work
>boomer boss tells me there's sandwiches in the fridge in the offices
>"Go get some sandwiches user, you're trying to get bigger, you need to eat"
>I'm kind of a picky eater and didn't want any
>I immediately start thinking of excuses
>tell him I just had a big lunch
>"That's ok user you can take some for later"
>tell him I like packing my own food so I know what I'm eating
>"All you eat is chicken and rice you need to broaden your horizons, go get some sandwiches and try some"
>tell him I don't know where the office fridge is
>"I'll show you where it is follow me"
>begin hiking across the building to get to the fridge
>I already know I'm not even going to eat any sandwiches but it's too late to turn back now
>get to the room with the fridge full of sandwiches
>my boomer boss' boss is there
>"you're the first one here user you have the entire platter to choose from"
>start opening the cupboards looking for paper plates
>pretend I can't find them
>"there's no p-plates"
>"Yeah they're right there in front of you you must have missed them"
>grab a plate
>start browsing the sandwiches
>I have no idea what the fuck is on any of them
>I take two random ones
>"T-thanks for the sandwiches, I'm gonna head b-back now"
>start examining what the fuck I just grabbed on my way back
>I'm used to eating just chicken and beef, I have no idea what kind of meat was on them
>get back to my normal lunchroom
>look around and down the hallways to see if anyone is near
>coast is clear
>go to throw the sandwiches in the garbage
>garbage is completely fucking empty
>throw them in at the bottom with the plate on top
>throw in some paper towels to cover them up
>get back to work
>see boomer boss
>start fake chewing and swallowing
>"So how were they, did you like them?"
>I say very confidently "just fantastic"
>"Good. What do you younger guys call it, gains? You just made a lot of gains right there."
>"I sure did, thanks."
Be me
Alrighty then.
Autism. This didn’t happen but you typed it out. Autism.
>I say very confidently "just fantastic"
Based and redpilled. It was probably shitty lunch meat. Stick to your chicken and beef you're gonna make it OP.
Autism is definitely what you ate OP
Your boss may be a boomer, but you're definitely a socially awkward autistic faggot.
Just fucking say no jesus christ
>implying one sandwich will ruin your progress
Fucking idiots.
If yoyre gonna make up a story at least make it interesting
You sound like a fucking idiot.
>I'm kind of a picky eater
Certified bitch nigga. Can't stand fucking retards like you. You should do the world a favor and fucking euthanize yourself you dainty faggot estrogen laden cuck of a """"""""man"""""""". Being a """Picky eater""" is one of the most bitchmade feminine things you can do. Just low test as fuck. When I pull up on a bitch and the topic of food comes up I say "I'll eat pretty much any food accept olives" and that pussy get wetter than fuck. I barely have to even run much game after that because it's pretty much a wrap at that point and i'm skeetin in no time. The reason why you're a 25+ incel KHV is because when a girl wants to eat a fucking sandwich with you and you say "i-i'm a p-picky eater hhaha" them draws get dry as a muh. But you probably have a little dick anyways and look like a faggot which might be a bigger problem actually. You probably like men anyways.
Fucking idiot.
>Not flatout saying you didnt want any
>Being a picky eater unless you're cutting
>Wasting food
>Too much of a beta to defend your own food preferences
Bro are you autistic?
lol
Ops Boss sounds like a nice old man.
Fucking kek
You fucking cunt. You don't waste sandwiches, you don't act like a cunt to people who are trying to help, and being a picky eater is for women and bitches.
Jesus, you need some fucking help.
If you can’t eat olives you are a cuck bitch faggot as well, kys. Go eat some stevia you stupid americunt
It was real faggot
Nigger.
Very
He's literally a boomer and used to be Jow Forums back in the day
DELET THIS
>most people complain about the people at work sabotaging their diet or talking shit about it
>your boss goes out of his way to help you make gains and you come and complain about it on Jow Forums
so you are a complete faggot
Ever heard of allergies retard?
>Having allergies
Never gonna make it
Man, what the fuck, just say no, the dude was trying to help and you waste food.
Steve, it’s Mike.
You could have just tol me you didn’t want them.
Just trying to help your “gains”
>accept olives
absolute plebian taste
yeah i bet you tell a bitch you have allergies and she gets wet like Niagara fuckin falls. fuck outta here.
Steve, it's Mike.
Just wanted to let you know that this guy isn't Mike.
Carry on and sorry for bothering you
I would've judt eaten the sandwiches, jeez. Are you on some meme diet or something?
What sort of man wastes sandwiches? If I was your dad, I'd be disappointed and angry.
Steve, this is Karen, Mike wanted me to tell you that this is the real one?
Also you you please clean up your workstation, the company cat nearly tripped over it again.
Thanks, Karen
This made me fucking mad
>user details not eating a sandwich in 24 lines
Put me in the screencap
>user counts out 24 lines of text on a Russian tarantula wrangling forum to make a shitpost
Who the fuck do you think you are? I'll have you know I'm a certified sandwich operator at Subway and have made over 300,000 subway sandwiches, with a record speed of 1 sub in 10 seconds. You're pathetic bitch ass couldn't even handle these subs. I bet you're a beta autist yourself who posts on 4chainz to belittle others when really you're just sat at home like a NEET with a squat plug in your fartbox.
Next time say you are allergic to gluten. That always works.
I believe every word of it. These are the type of meek pussies that Jow Forums attracts like moths to a flame. I have no idea how these people function on a daily basis.
>not liking olives
FAGGOT
pending r/Jow Forums
/thread
based
Lol what. It's great not being so fucking weak that eating a food will kill me
based and olivepilled
Best shit I read all night.
When my work has free food you best believe I fucking eat until my stomach hurts. Then I take some home with me after. That shit is part of my pay. Also it seems to excite the office milfs.
It excites their pegging fantasies
sounds like bullshit but i believe it
JUST EAT THE FUCKING SANDWICH user
OP boss is a good man
OP is bluepilled
You sound dangerously autistic, and came across as a negative, timid weirdo to your two superiors
Fuck off OP