This guy, without body guards. Comes and spits on your face. While you eating for no reason...

This guy, without body guards. Comes and spits on your face. While you eating for no reason. What you do Jow Forums green text edition

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this has nothing to do with fitness. fuck off and kill yourself, retard.

I've never been in a fight and I'm terrified of getting embarrassed in public or in front of my girl.

/bread

shank him in the gut

Step over him.

*shoots a double leg*
*passes guard*
*sinks in the arm triangle choke*

nothing personnel

>big mistake, twinko

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social fitness

Fighting and losing is less embarrassing than pussying out as long as you were fierce. Ultimately though your girl will disrespect you if you lose in any situation because women's instincts run along 100% utilitarian lines with no room for rationalized forgiveness for faults.

Take him down then ground & pound

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Shoot him in the fucking head and then stomp on it until it's nothing but bloody mush with bone fragments in it.

Absolutely true. But you shouldn't be fighting to impress your girl. Fight to defend your honour and your family name.

Nervously laugh and then ask for a photo

Yeah right he would never even send location

I would kick his fucking ass. I'm not scared of him. I was in the Air Force and did a 3 month deployment to Kuwait. Ive seen some shit.

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Sue him of course, what the fuck? What sort of question even is that?

Fucking sick bro. How many sandniggers did you slaughter?

>look up completely in aghast
>disgust turns to rage
>I chimp out
>break the plate over his face
>use anything I can grab as a weapon
>have my girl suck his dick. 360 no scope the fuck outta there

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Wait. So he spits on my face, and im eating for no reason? What?

I'd probably say something about his wife or kids to try and get him to hit me first, if he does just sue him

>while I'm eating
Impossible. Snake juice sustains me.

None but I had to live in a GP medium. Those things are hell. And the chow hall ran out of Rip-it once too. Shit gave me ptsd like a motherfucker

Cry like a bitch

Spit on him. If he attacks me, shoot him in the gut.

I wouldn't back down but on the same token I wouldn't take him head on either maybe I'd try to cheap shot him or push him away and keep him at distance. He's not a heavyweight so I can use that to my advantage and keep him out

Fucking this. I had a month long stint in the national Guard (boot camp, honorable discharge after i tripped and got a scrape on my knee, it's a battle scar) and i would destroy that guy.

HOOAH!

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i would cry.
STRONG MEN ALSO CRY.

why would McNigger do that

If i knew it was him i would take something from the tabel and smash it into his face

I take him to court AND GET DAT MONEY BOI

Cancel his existence in a split second.