Well folks the last /fph/ thread died. You know what to do.
/fph/ & /fps/
Blake Watson
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Blake Martin
You need to post the first few to get it rolling OP
Parker Garcia
Joshua Barnes
WRONG
Lucas Lee
I hate fat people
Chase Brown
>the /leftypol/ shitter is still here
>he's still ass blasted
RENT
FREE
Alexander Howard
Who?
Hudson Johnson
Imagine if she crushed you with these thighs
Brody Lee
LITERAL NAZI RHETORIC
Hudson Allen
They gotta stop eating so much
Blake Walker
>those gears of war feet
Liam Turner
You have 30 seconds to explain why mandatory veganism for everyone wouldn't be the fastest way to end the obesity crisis.
Josiah Thomas
Because mandatory death of anybody who's obese and cannot deadlift twice their bodyweight would be faster.
Carter Phillips
Veganism is the healthiest diet. But what would a fat McDonald's shithead like you know about nutrition?
Daniel Collins
Bread
Your move
Wyatt Gutierrez
>Veganism is the healthiest diet
so that's why every vegan looks like a sickly skeleton about to drop dead
Samuel Carter
What about it?
Chase Cook
>he fell for the vegan meme
enjoy your spooky skele aids body
Nolan Young
Most fatties get fat off of sugary sweets and corn syrup, not animal fat. They'll drizzle a bit of salad on their dressing and call it a snack.
Also, animals are NPCs.
Angel Jones
How hard is it to lose some weight?
Luke Lewis
human garbage
Elijah Reyes
Because the problem isn't eating meat, its fatties eating a dumptruck of it every day.
Isaiah Morales
you can still be a fat vegan. Fat people's problem is the amount of food they eat. Retarded vegan argument. Probably need some animal fats and proteins in your system bud
Asher Peterson
Luis Long
>be hitler
>also be socialist
If hitler was a socialist how was this nazi rhetoric?
James Collins
dafuq is this?? are children's books now telling kids to be lard-asses?
Nathan Brown
>assuming that we cannot eat meat
>we literally have enzymes meant to break down specifically meat
What type of faggot shit?
Mason Murphy
Who knows?
Lincoln Davis
Let me remind you vegan cunts that we literally descended from carnivores. We were always meant to eat meat. Exactly as god intended.
Colton Lee
soda
Hunter White
The american education system has failed us.
Eli Taylor
I know a guy on the metal scene who went Vegan because of his crazy bitch girlfriend. I thought it was a phase and he'd grow out of it when he dumped her. But no, he's still at it and it is remarkable to see how noticeably softer his facial features are becoming. There's definitely something in the onions meme.
Camden Young
pretty sure the people reading that book are 20-30 year old obese womyn who think that book is the best book in the world
Angel Sullivan
These books are telling children to love and respect yourself with all the flaws you have and that you don't have to change or even hate yourself for the arbitrary standards of society.
Jack James
It’s even funnier when a fat person says they are vegan. But i guess that is mostly due to nonexistent exercising.
Luke Allen
>arbitrary
>dont change bad thinks in you
those books are awful for the kids
always improve
Andrew Rogers
Improve in what? Having a sixpack is nice but is it worth not being allowed to eat any carbs or fat or drink alcohol with your friends ever again?
Easton Young
>He fell for the bread Jew
Ian Moore
"Just a taste, james" you say as he continues slurping down his gravy. "We both need out breakfast, correct?" Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer", you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake, a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy as moisture is returned. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and align your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly forward and slicing off the whole piece. "Mm" James grunts as the flake slides under your tongue, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course" you say wryly. James beady eyes dart all over the room past his plate of gravy and steak, desperately looking for a fuller meal. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs do reveal half an inch of incredibly thick goop lining the folds. "Laygs" was said from the corpulent James but you barely notice. Sliding a finger into the goop, you happily place it into your mouth and suckle it down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wkld, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, well, today was bliss.
Parker Thomas
>alcohol
kys druggy
Nathan Morales
you're an idiot, you can still eat carbs and fat to achieve your six pack fatass
Evan Hill
>arbitrary
>selective pressures in the form of social stigma are somehow bad
>believing in post-modernist/relativist outlooks
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kys you disgusting, obese communist
Brayden James
Here's your (You)
Tyler Parker
Reminder that all Yankees are paypigs for Boogie.
Gavin Morris
Oh hi /leftypol/
I can see you're STILL HERE...
Leo Kelly
The problem isn’t meat or fat at all, look at the traditional diet of the eskimos. No heart disease, obesity, or cancer in the bunch. The problem is fatties eat a dumptruck of food which contains some meat (not tons because it’s expensive), but most of their diet is added sugar bullshit or starches fried in vegetable fat (dipped in added sugar bullshit sauce). The fatties trying to be healthy eat veggies covered in added sugar bullshit sauce and yardbird (and then their normal diet when backs are turned or they are in the car).
Jeremiah Morgan
Just stop taking the bait and engaging with them.
William Diaz
But my only purpose here is to shitpost user
If I wanna discuss bodybuilding I just go to talk to a PT or Nutrologist
Tyler Cox
Quad of truth
Mason Wright
Looks a lot more like he's living rent free in your head, bucko
Charles Nelson
You're so fucking dense its unreal
Cameron Sanchez
Oreos are vegan
Owen Parker
>Get fat
>Legs look like shit
>Symptom of being fat
>Call it a disease instead
Mason Williams
Bentley Turner
Thank you.
I always thought my muscular density was great, but was too shy to admit it
Love you user,
Christian Jenkins
Why do fatties think eating fruits is a great way to lose weight? I mean, they're healthy and I eat some in my diet but they are still sugary foods
Jayden Foster
Disgusting.
Angel Murphy
Disgusting.
Zachary Hill
Nicholas Allen
>1st ANTIFA Tank Battalion
Oh shit they got tanks now?
Ethan Gray
>there is no such thing as too fat
>taxpayer money should pay for medical care of health problems brought on by obesity
How can someone really believe both of these things?
Tyler Nelson
The fuck do they mean by impurities? And what do they think the liver and kidneys are for?
Jaxon Jones
I would smash 3rd from left
Logan Hall
>emergency fat production
top kek, sauce?
Nicholas Jenkins
You can be vegan and only eat potato chips and drink coke, so you are correct on that part.
However, vegans are the only diet group that are not overweight on average.
I dont really like the therm vegan, because a vegan is someone that live their life to avoid supporting any animal cruelty. Most "vegans" are just plant based dieters.
Wyatt Cruz
Fatties admitting they are impure
Benjamin Stewart
It is great for losing weight, what are you talking about? They have low calorie density, and are high on fiber.
Elijah Robinson
>blue haired feminist with problem glasses
if I had to pick one and had a gun to my head I would pick that one too, but please user, don’t stick your dick in crazy
Easton Jackson
>the only diet group that are not overweight on average.
What are the groupings for this characterization? I would think vegetarians and even pure carnivores would meet that same standard, as anyone who pays enough attention to their food to keep that degree of consistency is much less likely to overeat.
Christian Turner
my step mother was overweight, became vegan, and now is obese
Ethan Jackson
holy shit, didn't know Stay-Puft-legs was a diagnosed 'disease'. that's hilarious
Nathaniel Jackson
You're confusing veganism and vegetarianism again.
Anyway, oreos are vegan too.
Ryan Wilson
Oreos are processed in a facility that deals with milk products, real vegans wouldn't allow that but I'm sure a fat vegan would tell themselves that it's okay
Jayden Miller
Horrifying.
Jason Rodriguez
I mean, it sounds really nice. Whenever I do a routine as described on this page, I feel awesome by noon, let alone evening.
Blake Sanchez
>all of them fat
You can't make this shit up
Jack Brooks
If you're a tumblr user, it's impossible. Otherwise, it's pretty easy.
Ryan Cox
I'm 23 and definitely remember these books from my childhood.
Justin Thompson
Because Vegan women are almost always either chronically under or overweight with no healthy middle ground.
Caleb Young
Horrifying.
Jordan Sanchez
Christopher Bennett
Yeah my one friend went vegan even stopped talking to me. Saw he got married to this single mother on Facebook the other day.
Nolan Morales
>celebrity news
Nolan Rodriguez
He would be a fucking chad if he lost weight, bulked, and shaved his head.
Liam Turner
its an eating disorder that is going to be treated like a mental illness - austria for example.
Jonathan Cruz
Vile.
Thomas Smith
oh yes forgot humans hunted animals with their teeth
vegans are fucking retards
Easton Fisher
Tbf, eskimos are adapted to a fully carnivorous diet, they have very different metabolisms from you or I, and they DO get more heart disease, just less than their diet would suggest.
That's not to say humans aren't adapted to eating meat, that idea is retarded. Our brain capacity is a direct result of a change in diet some million years past. We started eating more calorie-dense, protein and fat rich foods, which allowed us to develop bigger brains, along with our mating pattern. What those vegan retards don't get is that yes, we did evolve from fruit-eating monkeys, but we adapted to eating meat as a necessary source of energy for our fuckhueg brain.
Also, chimps and gorillas eat meat every chance they get. Personally, I try to eat 30-50% of my calories from meat, including organ meat. Offal is good for you, almost everyone should eat more of it. The rest is fruit, veg, nuts, and some grain.
Ayden Mitchell
Where can I get my free razor?
Joseph Scott
This is wishful thinking and a bunch of crap. Look at Czech Republic for example, they eat a ton of meat and animal fat and they're the fattest country in Europe. I wish it were true though.
Juan Ortiz
That's more on the companies. You can get one free razor then they make you buy 8 dollar replacement blades
en.wikipedia.org
Luis Ward
Europeans have different metabolisms than esikmos
Gabriel Bell
This definitely worked on me, I got when on my 18th birthday and has been using the same brand ever since.
Jonathan Anderson
do you know what the theory of relativity is?
Nathaniel Davis
same.
Nolan Collins
Because most junk food is vegan. Also most monkey are omnivorous, hunters eyes, cant digest grass/leaves etc etc.
Robert Price
ikr.
Matthew Scott
yup i lost about 10lbs of fat when I started eating just an apple and a banana for breakfast. It was only like 200 calories at the most and it kept me full until lunch. Plus fruits are loaded with other nutrients.
You just can't eat fruit bowls all day and put whipped cream on them in delusion that it'll make you skinny. Diet is a pretty straight forward subject imo idk what people don't get about it
Andrew Walker
AHAHAHAHA WTF IS THIS
Sebastian Peterson
Is it wrong I want to hit this like an asteroid to a planet?