Why don't Jow Forums do this?

why don't Jow Forums do this?

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Why doesn't*

And because we're all poor and retarded

>he's a c*tholic
Yikes

you wouldn't be able to maintain this schedule without strong faith and the help of God

Why don't*

You definitely are the retarded

>11-1 is work calls/meetings
>He's that retard calling you while your on lunch

Oh fuck off nobody is waking up at 2am and doing all of this shit every day. Nor does anyone need to do this to look like that.

I need a fuckin' Cryo Chamber

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Is that tiger literally just drinking blood

why dont you do this OP dumb faggot

star of david

Chestlet.

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>Catholic
>Good family man
>Earner
>Good gains
>Has time for his hobbies
>Doesn't take shit from Gooks

Is he our spirit animal?

i doubt that's his daily schedule, otherwise he'd never get shit done. and who plays golf for only 30 minutes? also cryotherapy turned out to be a meme.

Can't wait until joe rogan talks about it. "Mark Wahlberg is a beast!"

hmm well lets see. He is a millionaire and doesn't have to wage slave away like me. When I wake up it is straight to work.

This
I used to wake up at 4:30 am to surf 5 days a week, it takes at least 40 minutes to prepare for that while youre still waking up. I couldnt imagine that schedule includes his fucking travel time

What an autistic schedule.

Going to sleep at 7:30pm.kek.

This is complete and total trolling by Marky Mark and you idiots are falling for it
>1.5 hour shower
>Family time before his kids are out of school
>Random shit in there like cryo therapy

What job do I get that I only have to work 3h a day(with family time in there as well) yet am able to support a family and a cryochamber?

I do do all that...only difference is I move the whole schedule up a few hours like a normal person?

because you don't work out twice a day unless you're cycling

VIETNAM FUCKIN SHITS

who the fuck showers for 90 minutes

LOL he doesn't take a 1.5 hour shower, he goes in to the shower at 6am and probably just takes a 10-15 minute shower. also if you are that retarded why don't you complain that he doesn't write down when he takes a shit?

>(((berg)))

>2 hours a day dedicated to showering
>3 hours of snack time
yea man such hard work and dedication

Well he clearly doesn't shit, otherwise it would be in his daily routine idiot

Maybe it’s because I don’t have a ducking cryochamber.

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>who plays golf for only 30 minutes?
It looks like 2 hours. Snack on the course. 9 holes in 2 hours, but with a cart he might get 18 if he's alone.

probably mostly on the range. not the course.

Chad can do 9 holes in half an hour.