Halloween goals

I'm getting to the end of my fat cut. So far I've lost 49 pounds of fat. Regretfully I haven't started weight training. I've been planning to get blood work and a dexa before I start so I have a baseline and keep putting off.

Anyway, to have fun with my buds I was kind of thinking of going as a pregnant woman for halloween. I'll never be this small and skinny again, so why not some laughs? What can I do to further git rid of man belly and back fat? And build up my as and hips? I figure upper body and lower legs is a no no.

Yes, I'm a spurglord that is going to autistically give drag a real go just for a Halloween joke.

Or meh, maybe I'll continue to diet and go as Dr venture or David Bowie from the spider from Mars album.

I'm all ears for other skinny costumes. Like I said, I'm going to start lifting after I get off my ass and get my blood checked and bf baselined. No plans of doing this again.

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Come on Jow Forums, live a little. Don't make me ask legbut. They're just going to be as shoes because I'm mocking true trannies.

Post more hot preggo chicks and maybe someone will respond faggot

This. I have advice but you have to make it worth my while

Looks like as usually OP is a massive cocksucker and abandoned thread

Gawd, fine.

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I've fucked two preggos already. One on her 8th month, the second around her 6th.
Doggy and her on top were our only choices, but damn it was some of the best sex I've ever had.
Add the fact that you can bust inside and oh boy I can't wait for the next one.

Sign me up

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Jow Forums is worthles

Don't ever dress like a female you fag, be whatever normie meme is popular right before so you don't have to explain what you are all night

Do the Dr.Venture then change half way through the night into David Bowie

>Don't ever dress like a female you fag, be whatever normie meme is popular right before so you don't have to explain what you are all night

I'll just go as Rick from Rick and Morty and drink all night.

I looked at the prices for fake tits and bellies on ebay and they are nuts. Fuck that. I'm not rich enough for a joke.

I’ll go as a ghostbuster hunting whore half naked bitches dressed in as little garment possible to allow to call it a scary costume

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Be Rusty Venture or Ambush Bug. Both have skinny mediocre bodies and you'll be less of a plebbit

I'm unironically lifting so I can, in a few years, pull off pic related

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I'm really not too far off from Snake except for the fact that I can't GROW A FUCKING BEARD

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I wanna be Superman in few years

I want to pull off traditional lee sin, need a bit more back width and some ab definition.

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