Does your MOM mire you?

hi
well, hello

Interesting

What's going on here?

No, she thinks that muscles are just cope

????

eheh ;)

yare yare... omoshiroi

wot

Hmmmmmm

My mom started miring me more a few months ago
Checking out my arms, touching my chest, glancing at my bulge when I'm just in underwear, regular shit
Guess since my father left I'm the only dose of testosterone she gets, so I can't even blame her
She gets so happy when I open stuck jars for her

I did penis lifts while I was younger by hanging my mom's loofah from my erect dick and closing a conditioner bottle on the bottom of the fabric part, so inadvertently, my mom helped me achieve weighted kegel gains without even knowing it.

wait, you pulled a fast one on us didnt you

Y'all have issues.

Aw that’s kinda cute user :3 I hope you and your mom have a good day today

Go see your mom she misses you

You aren't using any scripts now are you mister?

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can I learn this power?

woaaahhh

Observe.

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fuck your mother user, your dad would

Having family you can grope is great, I grew up with nothing but fat fucks near me in my family when I stayed with my father, some years ago I moved to my mother's home where most of her family are near and they are mostly fit or skinny, even just greeting aunts used to be a gross experience, but with my mother's side it's great having family skinship. Just me and my mother living in the house and she feels up my back, grab my arms, it's great. Aunts and nieces hanging on your arms or sitting in your lap is also great. Catching a glimpse of a fat aunt semi naked made me want to throw up, but now seeing my mother or aunts half naked after getting out of a shower gives me a text boost. When I get a daughter I'm going to fondle the shit out of her as well.

I dont know what is going on

enjoy these fresh digits, and relax...
realize you're loved

There is nothing wrong with this. She's just happy you are healthy and better looking.

based n redpilled

My mom is like the nicest NPC in the world to me.
Couldn't bring myself to fuck her
But know that that's my choice, I could if I wanted to

Thanks user. I'll lift for you tomorrow

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CHECKED AND KEK'D

You wanna talk about it, user?

are you a wizard

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you must be new

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how???

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OMEGALUL

>drank 500ml of milk after dinner yesterday because I was still under my calories
>Mom sees me
>'thats great user, you need to drink more milk'
>T-thanks mom

Get her pregnant and drink her milk

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I dont have a mum.

bossmode

I guess I have to give up the coordinates of where she's buried because you've guessed your post number huh?

Just fuck your grandma and make one

he can make an aunt at best

I dont have a nan either. I just have you lads.

Well do some squats and shave that hole, son; I'll fuck ya

>Catching a glimpse of a fat aunt semi naked made me want to throw up, but now seeing my mother or aunts half naked after getting out of a shower gives me a text boost. When I get a daughter I'm going to fondle the shit out of her as well.

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the fuck

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based

Yes, like a typical boomer she thinks I'm good with the computer because my NEET ass surfs Youtube all day.

y'all motherfuckers need jesus

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a-are you ok, user?

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wut

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God's among us

im calling the police

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don't do this

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My mom died when I was young and my stepmom hates me. I miss the love only a mother could provide.

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wtf did you do to my post user?

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No, but i've caught my aunt on more than one occasion, as well as my sister.

Shit's a little wierd desu cause they all ugly af.

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That's impressive user

God I wish I was your mom

How many levels of degeneracy do you have to be on for sending your mother a picture of your arse be reasonable behaviour?

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She tells me that I'm getting too big... She doesn't want me to be massive .

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wait, what the fuck? why the sticky?

Delete

W-what did you mean by this?

>sent my mom a dick picture
>she suggested jelqing

fml

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NON-NEGOTIABLE

>Im a retard and i don't know what a script is.

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bump

9/10 cousin gets all cozy with me. Shit is weird and unwanted boners ensue.

Yes, and it is weird.
>tfw lowest weight in entire family
>tfw this was the case since my little brother was like 8 years old.
>tfw only one not doing drugs except for caffeine 2-3/month

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M-MASAKA?

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