/fat/ - plump edition

>Who is /fat/ for?
For fat people who want to better themselves through meaningful hard-work, strategy, and dedication

>This is not QTDDTOT, ask questions about fat loss, but use that thread for general questions.

>Calculate your Body Fat Percentage
fitness.bizcalcs.com/Calculator.asp?Calc=Body-Fat-Navy (Gonna need waist/neck measurements)

>Calculate your TDEE (Total Daily Energy Expenditure)
sailrabbit.com/bmr/ (complex)
fitnessfrog.com/calculators/tdee-calculator.html (simple)

>Plan your weight loss week by week
losertown.org/eats/cal.php

>Track your calories and macros with MyFitnessPal, works best on smartphones
myfitnesspal.com

If you ask for help, remember to include your
>height
>weight
>screenshot of MyFitnessPal/Cronometer/fatsecret food log
>confirmation you've read the OP and the sticky

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I hate myself. But at least I'm finally under 200lbs. 195 with 35lbs more to go. Godspeed to all of us fat fucks.

>people

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Cheat month is going well, lads.

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>5'11"
>153lbs
>16-17%bf

I still have a lot of face fat, look chubby and weak. College starts again in 2 weeks. I really want to drop to 12-14%bf before then. I've been eating 1500kcal for weeks now but I won't make it in time like this. Should I join the fasting cult?

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How much more do I need to lose to be considered a person again? Is 25 BMI the cut-off to personhood?

What weight did you start at? Godspeed to you too.

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Started at 230lbs.

Help.

I have been steadily losing weight since May. Recently, due to stress/new job I have been eating like shit - upwards of 4k calories a day. I checked the scale and I have lost 7 more pounds with these changes. I am very worried that something is wrong with me.

Nice work on hitting the 100s. I last weighed in at 170 and still hate myself so just keep doing it regardless. Started at 260

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>be considered a person
You have to look human in clothing

we're all gonna make it lads
please stay positive

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Thanks man. Right now I'm just hating myself for not eating healthier and the fact I still got some titties and gut.

>tfw 209 lbs down from 300 in March
And I still look like shit

>Lost 209 pounds in 6 mos
You look like shit because you clearly cut off limbs to lose that much weight.

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I went from 300 to 209 user

>ex-anorexic, just hated eating so I never would
>parents forced me to eat at buffets three times a week and refused to leave until I "got my money's worth"
>literally sat in a buffet for 10 hours once because they were that hellbent on me eating
>binge and purge and binge just so I could leave
>binge and purge just became binge
>6'0 120lbs before this switch
>6'0 375lbs after deciding it was retarded to make them get off my back by eating
>6'0 220lbs currently
>stalled because I'm eating nothing but garbage and jogging 15 miles a day
>slowly slipping back into just not eating because "gotta cut to 180lbs"
>know it won't stop there
Help

Anybody get light-headedness while doing a low calorie diet? I'm limiting to 1200 calories a day (with one 2000 calorie "cheat day" per week) but I round up on my foods so most days I eat around 1000.

The past couple weeks if I stand up too fast or bend over for 5-10 seconds I get very light-headed.

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If you do that shit would be better to just fast one week a month and eat normally the rest of the days.
1000 is too low.

Get a little bit of salt in you. Usually does the trick.

Anyone got something motivational I can stick on my fridge? I remember an image of a fit man trying to escape from a fat mans body, but I can't find it.

Nah, just the worst shits

I would say if anything I probably ingest too much sodium. I don’t really mind being hungry but when I do eat I like my food salty.

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>tfw looking at a picture of yourself during high school and remembering you had a jaw at some point
Why did I let myself to be like this? Fuck.

>Beginning to see my collarbones when I look in the mirror

Am I making it?

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Explain yourself. Why exactly does being stressed make you eat? That makes no sense. There's nothing physically forcing you to eat more you just wanted to and user stress as an excuse.

you on de wae

You were slow today, try again next time.

That's too easy, you need to look human naked.

I get this, check your heart rate if it's below 60bpm (bradycardia) up your calories some. Went to some doctors but they were puzzled by it, though there is some research on some fatties responding to calorie restriction this way. I don't have any health issues other than being a lardass and the diet wasn't stressful or anything.

Oddly enough, when I water fast 2-3 days I feel fine.

do you feel the crushing disappointment? that feeling that if you met your past self, you would disapprove?

Day 2 of my no eat fast
Going pretty well i would say
Any time i get hungry i just take a nap

I can't lose ass/thigh fat. Am I low test

Every day, user.

Every day...

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Ironic, considering Trump is a fat fuck. Do you regard him as a person?

how tf are you 5'11, weigh that much, and have so much body fat?

He clearly had pretty damn good stamina

I lost 6 pounds on my first 2 week deficit but look the same? Anyone know why?

nigger if you're in this neck of the woods six pounds is a hair in the haystack

call back when you've dropped fitty libras

Yeah I know. You're fat.

>Been cutting for six months
>10-15 lbs from goal weight
>Can already see outlines of my abs when lying down
>Still have love handles
End me.

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Don't expect to see immediate results after "only" six pounds. The change is gradual and barely visible on a week-to-week basis. To illustrate, take progress pics once every week for several months.

lower the goal weight :)

>lost total of 71 pounds
>still working on it
>eat around 1000 or less a day
>for the past week my weight hasn't changed despite eating so little

wtf i was doing so well

>lose only 6 pounds
yeah that was a little water and a fat shit. that's fucking nothing

Gotchu bro

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This makes me feel disgusted with myself

Plateaus happen

But you should re-weigh/recalculate your calorie intake and BMI/TDEE

May need to up the exercise levels too

>little over 2 months on SL
>first squat deload by 25 pounds
>it's still heavy
>tfw noob gains are running out

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>tfw my BMI is now 30.3
Soon I will no longer be technically obese

>wood hand plane shavings
>thats stone
>stone chips
>thats a chisel
>the way hes holding the chisel would just dig in not make shavings, if it was wood thats stone!

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Good on you. That was me about 2 months ago.

>birthday last week
>went out for birthday meal, ate probably 1500 calories at that meal
>wife made a cheesecake for my birthday
>ate 3 slices over 3 days
>gave the rest away to friends
>ate at my normal deficit the entire rest of the week
>gained 2.5 lbs from last week when I weighed in this morning

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>wife made a cheesecake for my birthday
Tells that gains goblin to fuck off.

so i had a couple beers with the lads and ended up ordering pizza, but i can't even eat half of it. what the fuck do i do with the rest?

It was good cheesecake and probably the first dessert I've had in probably a month so I don't really regret it. But fuck... how many calories can really be in a slice?

>only made it two days on my first fast
damn this is hard

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Fucking throw it away. You're better than this, user.

Yesterday (-4 lbs)
>apple cider vinegar with mother, turmuric, ginger & cayenne pepper
>chopped watermelon
>3 egg omelette with no cheese (chopped onion, tomato, ham, banana pepper and topped with pepper)
>licorice spice tea
>raw hot cacao
>8 cups of water
Exercise
>Rest day (originally wasn't going to but I decided I wanted to save some energy for tomorrow to have a huge workout day at full capacities, really needed a lot of sleep as well)

Today (no weigh-in)
>roasted dandelion root spice tea
>pickled egg and a few slices of pickled onion (mid-workout run to the kitchen quick protein fuel, also I heard pickle juice helps cramps?)
>apple cider vinegar with mother, turmuric, ginger & cayenne pepper
>8 cups of water (so far, just woke up relatively recently so I'll be drinking probably closer to 16 by the end of the night)
Exercise
>2 hour workout consisting of 250 jumping jacks, 100 squats, 100 push-ups, 1,000 punches at full strength and speed, 250 kicks at full strength and practicing form, took longer than it probably should have to finish all this because I was jogging in place to catch my breath intermittently and also refilling my water through-out the process (still have really bad asthma causing breathing and dizziness issues, but it's a lot better than when i started and could only manage 30 pushups and squats and injured myself doing 100 jumping jacks and thought 200 punches was a lot i was so out of shape, no excuses anymore I still got it done without passing out, sitting or resting against the wall even if it took longer)
>plan on doing a 2 hour workout later tonight of nothing but vigorous step-ups while watching informative nutrition and fitness videos

The day is going good so far. Going to eat an apple and some celery now and then for lunch cook the chicken breast I thawed out overnight and eat it with some greens.

This is either retarded or a lie

Why would you say it's retarded exactly? I post here to learn, so it'd be good to know if I'm fucking up.

Just put it in your fridge and have one slice a day and count it in your daily calorie intake. Count one slice as 500 calories just to be safe.

Punch and kick into a bag. Bruce Lee said you'll ruin your joints without one. Listen to Bruce Lee.

Anyone ever run alternating U/L every other day? Trying to make a routine flexible around work. What were your gains like? Should I just eat shit and try to cram a PPLxULxx against a 60 hour workweek and a 10,000 hour family life?

>keep the leg gains and shave off the rest

My point of my post was that Im losing weight without even a remote deficit in my calories.

>Be Motivated
>Train hard with strict diet for 1 year
>Still look fat and weak

What the fucking point bros :(

when you taste success, you'll know.

Thanks I didn't know that. I might try to make my own because I'm poor as fuck.

Another pound lost

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Well done user
I'm approaching the >200 barrier, we're all gonna make it

Friendo get yourself to a doctor. I know you're scared, but think of it like this: whatever it is, best to catch is sooner than later.

Just get back at it. It was your birthday bro, it's allowed

>haven't eaten all day because parents said they were going to bring home something big for dinner
>10PM
>still no dinner

christ, im hungry.

>thread slow as molasses because OP used a gay anime picture instead of fatjak

drawing a different fatjak for future threads

>be in uni
>gym gets busy as fuck right after i finish class, and i mean really busy
>its dead before i start class but that means i have to shower there
what do bros

so shower, what about it?

How the fuck is a sliver of pie worth 500kcal

Is the red pill for being slim just not eating anything good ever again??

If you can only do 30 push ups and squats, do only that much.
Now you've overdone it. Goodluck with the Doms and cramps tomorrow. Which means another rest day.

I know it was TLDR, but you should read before you comment.

how can i make it so my stomach doesnt scrunch when i do this

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How do I burn 2000 calories a day, or at least 1700?
I heard someone say I should maintain a 500 calorie deficit daily

dont have a stomach

I do 1000

Are there any exercises that make my fingers thinner

Shut up fatty

eating a 500cal slice of pie won't make you a hamplanet, 20 slices of that shit every day will
moderation user

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No, 30 push ups and squats isn't anything for me anymore. Dunno how you got that from what I wrote.

How do I get rid of my sweet tooth? I'd find cutting a lot more easy if I didn't have to budget dessert.

confess

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My gf made me chicken, eggs and white rice for breakfast but the portion was so big it took out about 65% of my daily allowance. I ate it all.

Is canned tuna /fat/-approved?

>169lbs
>6"2'
>losing 1kg per week
Help me at this rate I'm going to be a walking skeleton, and yet I still have too much bodyfat on my belly to bulk

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Completed day 2 of couch to 5k this morning. Felt easier than day 1.
I even got a respectful nod from another runner.
I might Stillwell like a fat piece of shit right now but at least I don't have to feel like one today.
Hope you all stay below your TDEE and get some exercise today /fat/. We can all make it if we just try our best.

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Yes. Especially so if in water/brine with not too much sodium.

>cheat month
>not cheat year
Never gonna make it.

Need to cut hard. I'm 5'11", male, and currently at around 235 lbs. I once managed to drop lower and my max was 340 lbs, but my ex destroyed my progress and I rebounded pretty hard.

Provided I have good macros and hit all daily nutrition requirements, is 1400 kcal daily too low or am I going to fuck my metabolism? Doing a 23:1 intermittent fast btw, so all those calories are at once.

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I only have anecdotal evidence (, been eating 1000-1500kcal a day, no IF or anything special like that) but I say go for it.

user if I had a brain tumor and doctors managed to get rid of half of it, I still have a tumor in there. It aint over till its over