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/fraud/ - thread dead for 2 hours and nobody bothered remaking it a.k.a dead general edition

Before you ask your retarded questions, make sure to read the fucking wiki. Yes it’s reddit, post a better one or shut the FUCK up nerd.

reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index

Also, include:
>e-stats
>age
>time wasted lifting natty
>height
>weight
>BF%
>Amount of time you've been on gear without coming off, cruising or getting any form of bloodwork done

Oral only cycles are retarded and you're a retard for considering them.

We can't help you dose your AI, it's different for everybody and there's a lot of factors at play. Figure it out yourself.

And most importantly,

NO SOURCE TALK (this isn't up for debate, you will be banned.)

previously on god pretending to be an alpha male while dating a 200 pounds whale, rocking a haircut from supercuts and a face covered in acne and dry skin all at the same time:

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Veggies are for beta males

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Don't forget blood work, cardio (sex is allowed), whey protein, cruising, and ai
All for betas

Sexually attractive chicks are for beta males as well

Alpha males only fuck chicks heavier than themselves

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whats the point of cycling, why not just always blast

Whats the point of sobering, why not just always stay drunk

It's a way for betas to cope with being small

I’m gonna cuck mast for his gf

What do you guys do to get rid of the last bits of stubborn lower belly fat?

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You're supposed to build muscle first then cut.

>start doing the vertical diet (lots of red meat and sodium)
>start running tren and adrol
>nose is bleeding like a fucking hose
Probably should pay more attention to my bp desu

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yohimbine srs

Hey if you get enough nose bleeds you don't have to donate blood at least right?

also less blood means lower bp

>do roids
>get a bit of gyno near the end, no big deal
>stop roids for a year
>start taking Adderall
>gyno starts developing again, worse than ever
>find out that amphetamines jack up your prolactin

Anyone have gyno surgery before? I actually don’t know if I’m growing anything but my tits hurt like no other

fuck I was gonna try adderall and vyvanse for my last year of uni
guess I'll just up the caber

Yeah, just google it, it’s a thing apparently. Fuckin gay as shit

I do want to look manly. I would never be a good girl, so I want to be a good looking boy.

dont think u need to be so concerned, i think high oestrogen is needed for actual breast tissue growth. just inflammation/sensitivity

anyone done an oral kickstart with M1T?

LADS, MY HEROIN IS HERE

GOD STILL MY HEART MY ONE TRUE LOVE

gonna do the shit out of it once I get off work awwwwwwwwwyiiiiiiiiisssssssssss

best reunion of 2018

fuck outta here with that shit

Brb calling the Mounties

Please be safe.

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>my bathtub chemmies are better than your bathtub chemmies!!!!

just cause I put mine up my nose and you inject yours into your ass doesn't make it any different

yeah they can PARTY with me on their moose steeds

I unpolitely REFUSE

>up my nose
>heroin

I...I thought you inject heroin...? Please do report back in when you're done. I genuinely worry that you're gonna die.

Same thing, harsher point of entry into the body.

Anything solid that will dissolve in water can be snorted, it absorbs through the mucous membranes in your nose.

-t chemistry fag, and no I don't snort heroin or anything else for that matter

So...Could you technically take heroin through your ass?

yeah

I always get white china heroin which is great for snorting

I don't really care for shooting and that time I died from a OD was from shooting. it's a lot easier to control your dose via snorting

plus I don't like to nodd out, I just take enough to enjoy myself and have fun and binge for a week or two

though it also depends what kind of heroin you get, stuff like black tar is better smoked and you have to go through a process to snort or inject it

--- that said yes, pretty much any drug you could do in your nose you could do up your ass

you can also IM it instead of IV it, likewise, you can IM/IV coke, or ketamine

lots of people don't realize this since it doesn't fit the stereotypical portrayal of taking said drugs

You're making me want to do heroin.

Please OD in a closet so no one can nalox

I still firmly believe you should not do heroin

only if it's your closet, bb

>i always get china white

no, you get mostly inert powder with fentanyl, lel.

these days, same thing

Is it alright to use a half empty bottle of test I've had for about a year?

if there's no floaty bacteria growth in it, yes

if it's expired it'll just have less potency

Cool, thanks. It looks alright.. I'm prob gonna wait a couple more months before getting back on it tho. need more money for food and what not

forgot to mention no disgusting track marks

it's called shelving and it's very fast, remember your GI is designed to absorb stuff

probably won't be any worse in 2 months than it is now desu

>no disgusting track marks

yes, thank you
no abscesses or anything

snorting is tippity top unless you're on a budget with a huge tolerance or something

I love you

Im too as-scart of needles to use them

How is the thot?

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woahee are we dirty druggy bonding right now

Nobody likes stabbing themselves but it is what it is.

Has anybody on here ever run 1000mg or 2000mg of test? what happened? how did it feel?

I hate this bitch's face

>inert powder with fentanyl

You're welcome, gweilo.

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Isn't there an.eyedrop method or some injector gun i can use? I saw that in total recall and that was in the 80s, it should.be okay now

guys how the fuck do i keep my balls from shrinking to pea size while bnc

never get close enough to smell stretched ears, its a bad time

We Snapchat back and forth now.
Frankly I’ve lost a little bit of interest.. she’s like 5’2 and kinda does look like a gremlin.
Love is a strange thing.. oh well

Enjoy yourself :) be safe or whatever

I’ve run really retarded doses of everything and never really feel different. I homebrew my stuff so I know there’s atleast something in there.

Lol she does plus it seems like she just loves the attention so fuck that.

how do I recover from low e2?

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Stop taking your AI

>snorting is tippity top
Enjoy your nasal septum ischaemia

>snorting is tippity top
Ahhh my new fav way to say it, the wealth of knowledge i gain from this site is fantastic.

mmmmmmmmmm fuck I love the shit out of my nasal septum ischaemia

fucking rights boiiiis

Having fun? Maybe go upstairs and share with your fat neighbour.

I'm generous as shit with my heroin but there is not a chance in hell I'd share with her

NO SHARE

Oh it's a she. I thought it was a dude. Gross.

Do you live with your bf or alone?

Share my dick your mouth.

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its not feminine enough

You haven't even see it yet.

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I mean, not that you know of.

wtf is operation pangea

There are two people who have seen my dick in the past 5 years. Myself and my ex.

They are always watching

I did A few cycles a couple of years ago then stopped to recover I’ve had blood work done and everything is within range TEST,LH,FSH, SHGB and free test. Thinking about jumping back on now I know I can recover but still don’t know if it’s worth it

do it up, senpai. if all you're doing is regular test cycles you really shouldn't suffer much in terms of long term consequences and pct will make your bloods recover much faster

after a year youd be recovered without pct no matter what sans some bizarro land cases

meant for
also I couldve sworn I typed asking you to send pics and that I'd judge

dayumn I'm already too high for shitposting

Old Interpol operation to get steroid dealers. Why?

>Onee-chan asking for lewd images

エッチ!バカ!ブロコン!ヘンタイ!許すまじ!

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so do I have to worry about it if i order within europe this week or the next? people kept talking about it in another place and got me a bit concerned

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[email protected], bb ;^)

No. It was literally back in 2017, they did it September 12-19 so my guess is whatever retard you see parroting anything about Pangea literally can’t read the year and realize it’s not 2017 anymore.

I am, but how long will it take? weeks? months?

L-lewd images s-sent....

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Lmao so crusader just letting you know that not a single cisgender man on earth wants to be a woman the way you want to. I’m not kidding either, feel free to transition at any point

>wants to be a woman the way you want to
I don't know what you mean. Are you saying I'm a closet trans?

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i'm stressing "will i make it in life? am i good enough?"

s m h

You are absolutely not normal in the way you long to be a woman yes

I don't long to be a girl. I just wish I had been born a girl. I'm not unhappy that I was born a male nor do I think I'm a female born in the wrong body.

It's just from a purely rational perspective, girls live better lives. I think that's a pretty good reason to justify wanting to be one.

I think your autism is acting up again brother

Pedicab driver here.
If I get onnit, can I see my legs explode?

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>I can't rebuttal your point
>AUTISM!

Sup

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You thinking women live a better life than men is hilariously inaccurate to the point where you could only think something so stupid because you are intellectually impaired, hence my response to you

>live longer
>happier
>lower rates of suicide and untimely death
>less social pressure to follow a specific path
>less social pressure to act a certain way
>support of the government and society when you fall on hard times

HURR DURR BIG STRONK MAN LIB BETTA LIFE

Yeah sure mate, whatever you say.

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>just cause I put mine up my nose and you inject yours into your ass doesn't make it any different

uuuh.. do i even really bother taking this bait orr

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>girls live better lives.

you think this because you're overly emotional and you subconsciously acknowledge the fact that women get away with being the same way because the only thing they're worth is their fuckmeat. and since you are a guy, you can take no such advantage and remain a whiny faggot

No it's because of these reasons

>live longer
Dying with 85 or 75 with alzheimers in a nursing home ain't a real advantage
>happier
They just pretend
>lower rates of suicide and untimely death
Too much pussy to go through with suicide
>less social pressure to follow a specific path
Get judged by appearances, more pressure to look hot
>less social pressure to act a certain way
Looking hot is a social pressure
>support of the government and society when you fall on hard times
Again only if you hot nobody is gonna feed a old ugly hagh
And being dependent on government aid is not a desirable state

Your view on women having it easier only applies if the woman in question is hot and a little slutty to get what she needs.

Having no sex drive ever since I came off, which was ironically to start having kids in a while.

How long until this goes lads? I've just finished my PCT today. I was running Test for a little over 2 years, with a couple runs with Tren. I ran HcG for the last 4 weeks of gear, then 2 weeks after, before starting a 10 week PCT of clomid and nolva.

Even my cum looks watery, which it never did when I was actually blasting 300mg Test E3D.

I can't wait until we have all the kids we're gonna have, then I'm gonna jump back on the test train for lyfe. I would do it before, but I can't afford to run hcg year round.

I'd be a guy too if I could just wake up a dude or something

when are you messaging me your lewd pics with bald cat

yes, take it deep, deeeeep into your throat user

>if the woman in question is hot and a little slutty to get what she needs.

Yeah no shit. I've always said I want to be a cute girl. If I had to choose between being me now and being an ugly girl. I'd choose me now a thousand times over.

I also like the fact that women can choose whatever life they want. Housewife to CEO anything in between is fine. Women also have a much wider range of physical aesthetics to choose from, anachan to wheyfu, everything is good. They also have a much wider range of fashion aesthetics, from heroin-chic tomboy to lolita.

i have a girl coming to my place tomorrow after 15 weeks on tren e, i have not had sex in 2 years, i am kind of scared of what is going to happen

take a vidya and make us proud, user

only like three of those things are true, and that's only if you're even attractive.

don't you have an e-mail to be replying to?

Just for the record, I was having sex ~2-3x a week with my gf when I was on, but now it's closer to once a month.

Is this just a sign that my testosterone hasn't fully recovered yet? I might get tested soon since I've finished PCT.