femanons and cute gaynons:
what are some defining characteristics of an ideal partners penis
>length,girth,foreskin,veins?Etc
femanons and cute gaynons:
what are some defining characteristics of an ideal partners penis
>length,girth,foreskin,veins?Etc
Gaybro here. I like cute small penises 4 inches or less
I love sucking them and swallowing loads. And since they're not too big I can ride them like a jackhammer without hitting the end of my colon
small is better for a long term relationship
Hey gaybro, straightfag here
Do you know how to make yourself squirt when you cum?
Mine just kinda gushes out, rarely squirting
Actual female here
Girls can't measure dick size for shit, so you can make up a number and we'll believe you
We don't care if you're cut and uncut as long as you wash. We will only vaguely notice a difference when sucking but there's no difference fucking
We like girth more than length but even if you're small, it's not a death sentence. Learn to finger, tease, and eat out and we'll want to have sex with you forever.
For reference, 5 inches is average and the majority of females will more than enjoy that size. Stuff belowc that will still make us happy. Anything above 7 inches will hurt, but we won't mind if we love you.
We don't really care what it looks like but we enjoy fairly even coloring and veins. It's really not tragic if you aren't like that, just have fun with us on foreplay and you can be packing almost ANYTHING and we won't give two fucks
This makes me so happy when i read it that i refuse to believe you and think you're LARPing.
My guess is it depends on how horny you are when you cum. I usually squirt loads hard if I pull out and jack off or if I'm watching some good porn that leaves me shaking afterwards
I'm sorry you feel that way. I could give you proof of you really want me to?
this femanon seems nice.
in my experience there are down to earth girls like her and there are crazy expectation girls in the same vein as dudes who dont shut up about big tits.
robots will find tweets and stuff from the latter and use it to invalidate what this femanon is saying which is a bummer because you can usually spot a size queen a mile away and they are in the minority.
the ideal dick:
>around 6 inches, maybe 7 if they have good control, but no bigger, otherwise he can't enjoy it as much and I won't be able to feel his balls slap my bum :3
>a tiny bit girthier than normal. more girth can be too much at times, but not enough leads to not a big enough o
>one or two veins, but not all the time, just when super erect
>circumcised or not doesn't matter, as long as it's clean!
>my last boyfriend (2 years ago ugh) had a beauty mark on his little guy and I very much enjoyed the aesthetic of it
>pubic hair is a + for me, gives some mild sensation and feels more masculine
>I only like it when guys poo standing up, but that's just me, everybody's different!
>I don't know how to feel about balls, honestly I just like that guys have different types of balls and that's enough
>fatter guys have more fat and I get to feel less dick, so that's actually valid -- don't be too fat. or skinny! then I can feel your bones and it's not as sexy
>and lots of cum :P it's a weird and totally ignorant and baseless opinion but I feel like the more a guy cums the more he likes me? there's no science behind it, just me being silly and irrational haha