Femanons and cute gaynons:

femanons and cute gaynons:
what are some defining characteristics of an ideal partners penis

>length,girth,foreskin,veins?Etc

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Gaybro here. I like cute small penises 4 inches or less

I love sucking them and swallowing loads. And since they're not too big I can ride them like a jackhammer without hitting the end of my colon

small is better for a long term relationship

Hey gaybro, straightfag here
Do you know how to make yourself squirt when you cum?
Mine just kinda gushes out, rarely squirting

Actual female here

Girls can't measure dick size for shit, so you can make up a number and we'll believe you
We don't care if you're cut and uncut as long as you wash. We will only vaguely notice a difference when sucking but there's no difference fucking
We like girth more than length but even if you're small, it's not a death sentence. Learn to finger, tease, and eat out and we'll want to have sex with you forever.

For reference, 5 inches is average and the majority of females will more than enjoy that size. Stuff belowc that will still make us happy. Anything above 7 inches will hurt, but we won't mind if we love you.


We don't really care what it looks like but we enjoy fairly even coloring and veins. It's really not tragic if you aren't like that, just have fun with us on foreplay and you can be packing almost ANYTHING and we won't give two fucks

This makes me so happy when i read it that i refuse to believe you and think you're LARPing.

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My guess is it depends on how horny you are when you cum. I usually squirt loads hard if I pull out and jack off or if I'm watching some good porn that leaves me shaking afterwards

I'm sorry you feel that way. I could give you proof of you really want me to?

this femanon seems nice.
in my experience there are down to earth girls like her and there are crazy expectation girls in the same vein as dudes who dont shut up about big tits.
robots will find tweets and stuff from the latter and use it to invalidate what this femanon is saying which is a bummer because you can usually spot a size queen a mile away and they are in the minority.

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the ideal dick:
>around 6 inches, maybe 7 if they have good control, but no bigger, otherwise he can't enjoy it as much and I won't be able to feel his balls slap my bum :3
>a tiny bit girthier than normal. more girth can be too much at times, but not enough leads to not a big enough o
>one or two veins, but not all the time, just when super erect
>circumcised or not doesn't matter, as long as it's clean!
>my last boyfriend (2 years ago ugh) had a beauty mark on his little guy and I very much enjoyed the aesthetic of it
>pubic hair is a + for me, gives some mild sensation and feels more masculine
>I only like it when guys poo standing up, but that's just me, everybody's different!
>I don't know how to feel about balls, honestly I just like that guys have different types of balls and that's enough
>fatter guys have more fat and I get to feel less dick, so that's actually valid -- don't be too fat. or skinny! then I can feel your bones and it's not as sexy
>and lots of cum :P it's a weird and totally ignorant and baseless opinion but I feel like the more a guy cums the more he likes me? there's no science behind it, just me being silly and irrational haha

This isn't a real female, this is a larp

Girls talk like this, but not on Jow Forums.
Unless you're Brooke

WOOOOOOOOOSH

relationship status: single
bait status: taken

got me, 10/10

>tfw favorite sex move is the "suck shark"
>open wide and get her entire vulva into my mouth and suuuuuuck
>let it go and at the same time blow a raspberry on the clit
>followup with 8" of dicc
>put fingers or dildo in her asshole while pump to make her feel ultra full
was funny as shit when I did it to my ex at a airbnb and the owner almost called the police on us because she thought I was murdering my gf

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I have never had sex but in a unless you are seeking casual sex your penis size makes no differences unless it's extremely big or extremely small. In a relationship where both people only have had one sex partner I could make do with 4 inches to 6 inches and anything in between.
Girls don't care about your penis size unless it's really small or really big, otherwise they're just flattering you in order to make you feel better.
Focus on first impression, your dick isn't what she's going to see first time she meets you and when the time comes to get lewd she won't be carrying a ruler to measure and judge you.

t. Epic girl gamer

6 is good enough for me
I don't know a good girth so as thick it thicker than a toilet paper roll and prefer uncut (never seen one irl)

You realize OP is asking for opinions of gay men too, right?

>length
as long as it's 5 and above I'm in love
>girth
I mean the thicker the better, but I don't necessarily care
>foreskin
foreskin is patrician, but again I'm find if you're circumsized
>veins
veins are hot.
>other
the only other thing I can think of is curve, an upwards curve is super hot, but not needed.
t. homoboy

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Gaynon here
I have a fetish for smaller ones, so If you started this thread because you are selfconcious about your junk, then remember that just like penises, peoples tastes come in all different shapes and sizes.

try flexing abs and tightening ass muscles shoot ropes, profit

i'll try the abs
Int he past it seemed like RELAXING muscles that flex my dick and my ass cheeks let me squirt
But i've tried doing it every time and its still just the gushing

Femanon. Decent girth and average length (5.5) is ideal. Too big would be painful.

Hit post prematurely. I would prefer an uncut guy since there's more things you can do with the foreskin during oral. I don't have a preference for veins but if it's too veiny it doesn't really look as good.

can confirm girls love veins, i get compliments on mine

gaydewd here

my partner is rly big...and not that positive for anal if you are tight

Gayfag
>not too big
>not dirty
>attached to a person I like

>poo standing up

Really, nobody else saw it? Fuck this board is lame

>no mention of girth
get the fuck out you larping faggot

yesyesyes
>oregano

>mentions girth as being more important

Learn to read, you faggot

>tfw this thead
>tfw nobody from here will go near my peepee
>tfw it's 8"/6.5" length/girth

Have I become a dicklet?

I'm a virgin and it would probably be awful but like the aesthetics of very big ones and they turn me on. He should be at least above average. Uncircumcised, fat, hair around the base is fine but not on the balls.

>at least above average,
>at least
Self confidence is great and all, but do you really think you are 'Exclude a large majority of the population' level of worth as a virgin?

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Actual femanon here too.

I like average sized penises when erect, so anything between 5.5" and 6.5" Will do for me. But girth is more important, I like them thicker but don't have an exact measurement - I can tell when it's a pencil dick though and that's my worst nightmare.

Preference for circumcised penises by far, I find them a lot more attractive and cute looking when they're flaccid.

And I actually like pubic hair, except on the shaft only because it's an inconvenience when deep throating.

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