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Is there any point in lifting as a robot?

Parents have been worried about me lately since I have no actual friends/functioning social life

Ate alone at uni again today

Why can't women love as deep as a man can?

How does this work? If she has 1 pussy do both girls feel it? Does the guy brag about having a threesome ebery night?

Why does Stockholm Syndrome happen? It bothers me to know that a woman could love their abusive kidnapper

How the fuck is Kylie Jenner's net worth almost 1 billion and yet I'm broke and live with my parents

Was zarathustra a robot?

One of the girls reportedly said Slender Man watches her, can read minds, and could teleport

Tfw dad mixed mom mixed

Pick up weed to chill by myself

Any other shut in hikkis out there?

How did user decide on a college major?

"Um, user, can I be honest wichu? This date was borin as hell and, no hard feelings...

Why aren't you having ruined orgasms to censored porn yet...

Tfw the mods and janny's are useless

Have you done anything to be attractive if not dont cry girls dont want you

Tfw you realize the Self is an illusion

This is the surface of Jupiter. The surface of another planet, one that makes the Earth look like an ant in comparison

Cute girls thread

What is the most fucked up thing you've ever seen on the internet?

And people say intelligence isn't genetic

Why is everyone spreading their fag propaganda

Parliament of Jow Forums 4.0 - Militray Junta is in full effect edition

What makes you S.P.E.C.I.A.L?

Ask a low functioning autist anything

Who else here /racistparents/

Had an autistic breakdown in public

I MISS MY DISCORD FRIEND SO FUCKING MUCH, SOOO FUCKING MUCH. ANONS, WHY DO YOU BLOCK YOUR DISCORD FRIENDS?

Why not settle for a masseuse?

Trap Anatomy 101: The Boipussi

Propylhexedrine/benzedrex?

Why do so many women have eating disorders?

Why don't you just listen to her, user?

Reddit test time!

Is becoming a trap the only way for robots to finally be happy

Anyone else notice that the attractive Asians girls always stick with their own?

Someone gave me these and said they are magic mushrooms. I have never seen them before. Are these legit?

Why is this place nice to black people now?

Today is my birthday pls say ''happy birthday dear user''

Teenaged Fantasies

I LOVE YOU, BROOKE!!!!

Random Feels Thread

Best place to visit for sex tourism

This "daddy fetish" shit needs to stop

HOW DO I GET A CUTE YELLOW GIRLFRIEND

Ywn be rewarded for spending your entire life being wholesome and non slut and monogamous and a volcel virgin who's...

Alzheimer runs in the family

Some of us will never have that, some us will never have genuine affection, love or ultimately sex...

One shot at life

Your age and gender

Everyone on r9k claims to have a 130+ I.Q

Voices keep getting more and more real

If you could go back in time to any point in your life and restart from there with all the knowledge you gave have now...

Anons, honest opinion. Would you date/fuck this creature? (Pic related)

Finally get to go on date with chad

Grew up in a Christian household

Fellas, post your stats here:

Avoidant Personality Disorder

Why are trannies so hot?

At what age are you too old to be browsing r9k?

Tfw no platonic guy friend who gives me all his attention and time and prioritizes me without expecting sex...

Give me one good reason I shouldn't get fucked in the ass and become a trap

I'm going on a date with a 14 year old (with her mom's permission). Where should I take her?

Ooga ooga I see woman, my peepee hard, I must fuck and impregnate hurr hey there baby

I need her in my life. Can't even sleep without the soothing voice ;^(

I'm a former robot turned chad. I will answer any questions you have for me...

Be me, diagnosed autistic

Literally just take a bath, get a haircut, work out and wear trendy clothes

/northeast/ - general

Tfw fatigued no matter how much you sleep

Simpsons be so bad nowadays haha right, guys??

Guys I think we are getting manipulated

Why is nobody talking about this

Meet qt3.14 asian girl

Therapist trying to convince me to become a wageslave

Hardly any here are khhv

Selfloathing thread

Do you guys draw?

Tfw going to see crazy rich asians with asian gf

Tfw no female Travis Bickle gf

Are MGTOW Incels?

He has panic attacks

Crystal cafe: part 2

I need a free/$5 addicting game

Tea is tasteless and bitter without sugar

I started writing a diary today for everything that i feel or what happens in my life

I hate women but I'm also madly attracted to them

Based Alessandra

How do I chemically castrate myself from sexual attraction, they are already low by themselves...

Nobody gets upset when you want to eat your cereal with two spoons...

Should I meet up with a local 18 year old transsexual "girl" tomorrow while my wife is away...

The absolute state of western women

Hello everyone! Madoka-user here again. I know I don't do these as often as I should, or even remotely consistantly...

I am 37 and have never had a job

Did you have any jock classmates who got to fuck the teacher or other older women when you were in high school or...

Would you an army trap gf?

Why is it impossible to find good porn?

Involuntarily celibate

Does anyone on r9k like fujoshis?

What is the age where being a virgin becomes weird? If a film like pic related exists it must be pretty low

How are we doing lately? free (you's)

I want to build my bf a game room

Turbo roasties at work constantly talk about sex and drinking and acting like degenerate animals

HOW DO I STOP MY DICK FROM SMELLING

Why do women always have to be constantly, and overtly, friendly and amicable towards everyone...

New to Jow Forums

Draw urself, Jow Forums~

ITT: We name Anons and see who else has seen them

Boyfriend paid a girl $50 to cover a song

Who would you want as a lab partner?

Daily reminder that if you open your heart, a girl will eventually hurt you

I'm going to dump my girlfriend today. We've been together for about 3 months...

What's the biggest thing you've ever stolen?

Sjw's are finally coming for anime Jow Forums. What are you going to do about it?

Posts greentext on my degeneracy, hoping to get the help from fellow robots

What's your favorite song(s), Jow Forums?

What's a good way to make $200-$300 a month on the internet?

Would you suck your bully's dick if it made your anime waifu real?

Ever fell in love user?

Have you ever had a "fapping buddy"? How did you meet? Was it awkward? Would you recommend it?

Liking your job is impossible

Fembots, what is your lewdest fetish?

What is it like to have a small penis?

Hey "nice guys", not being an asshole != being a great person. If you think so, you're probably an asshole

Tfw a character you really related to is commonly described as 'fucked up' or 'mentally ill'

Do white guys like black girls? How do they feel about us on a general consensus?

Why does everyone hate trans girls so much? We just want to be friends

Why don't you guys start dressing better and paying more attention to fashion? you're not ugly, you just have no style...

Check out this qt patrician perfect woman shes not into generic bands or anime i love her so fucking much shes the...

Tfw no politically active conservative qt gf

NZ and nice Aussies

Who do you miss?

I need help brobots

People born after 2000

Anyone else here ever had strong urges to kill small animals as a child? Especially kittens

When did you learn you were unlovable?

Blackpill thread

I have four days to become a Chad, wat do?

/a/ has turned me into a lolicon

Who are your favorite fembots and why aren't you worshiping her?

I got a job, lads. Don't care that it's only $12 an hour. I can finally start to fix my life

THAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Why do some boys do things like this?

Any east coast usa anons want to form a suicide pact?

Tard Stories Thread

For anyone who uses ritalin as prescribed or recreationally, what doses do you take...

If a white girl dating a black guy is called a coalburner, a white guy dating an asian girl is called a....?

Coconut oil as lube

This must be what heaven feels like

Reminder: any non-Chad male who doesn't have gender dysphoria in 2018 is a cuck

Tell me your sexual experiences, robots. How far have you gotten? Anything with the same gender?

Serve trannies regularly at work

Fembots, what do you do all day? Explain your daily routine

What the fuck? Capitalism doesn't work. Why the hell do we keep doing this shit?

I'm so fucking lonely. Please talk to me. I need social interaction

Jow Forums approved Youtube channels

Hi r9k. What should i do to my sister? Only fucked up options allowed

Lost virginity at age 24 two days ago. AMA

ITT: We roleplay as beta wizards who have an inferior complex compared to Harry Potter

Tumblr furfag roastie got btfo kek

Gf just broke up with me. what can i watch that will distract me from the pain robots?

Jessi Slaughter

Don't have a smartphone

I am a fucking loser

Is it wrong to pump and dump?

Going for a job interview tomorrow fellas

The blackpill is real. Had an amazing date with this qt. Picked her up at her house, went out to eat...

TFW favorite pornstar finally does BLACKEDraw

Militarybots of Jow Forums, what was boot camp like?

Graduating with a degree in computer science

Any incest stories, robots? Preferably sister ones

I want to move out of this country i want to move out of this country i want to move out of this country i want to move...

Since I can never get a straight answer to this seemingly simple question...

Sex is dirty and we're all sinners

Got $300K in inheritance

Do you ever think you may actually have a soul mate after all? she's out there and looking for you?

What fetish would you consider worse, scat or bestiality?

/drugfeels/ Midweek edition

How does r9k dress?

Too cool to be sitting with the spazzes yet not cool enough to sit at the cool table

Did Jow Forums already forget about him after only a few days? A rare legitimate robot?

Source please I am gonna explode

Take me now user, I have saved myself just for you!

Do fembots like putting objects in their cute buttholes?

Let's trade cat pictures

Millennials Killing Hooters

What did evolution mean by placing the clit outside of the vagoo?

The femanon problem

The problem is not that human beings are naturally selfish or insensitive...

Hey pals. How was your day?

It's not going to eat itself user

Why are white pepople so cringe homies?

Guys Is the whole "girls like funny guys" just a meme after all?

Mom cheating on dad. How to exploit this?

How many times have you touched your penis today?

Yesterday I made you a thread that I need to write a speech for my little sisters wedding...

Fembots, how fat are you and why aren't you on a diet?

What are the chances this is bait?

Tfw no white people version of korean plastic surgery

Pic related is an unfortunate soul that fell for the PUA meme back in 2014...

I know its r9k, but some of u talk about having a gf or some shit. Just checking how much of a loser I'am

Dodge Challanger got repo today

I just fucked my bd dildo and my legs wont stop shaking. ama

Does anyone actually find vaginas attractive...

Depression is cancer

Why are black girls so cute?

What should I say??

Tfw no bookworm qt gf

You are now the last person alive on Earth

Why are the search results from pornhub always so awful?

Lifestyle Thread

Attention whoring general

Tfw ghosted by "e-gf"

Daily reminder that if you believe in any of these things (or believe they work), even one, then you're a moron...

How do i date a girl while being 5'3?

Where did all the good men go...

How does this make you feel Jow Forums

"Hurry up and get a good job so I can stay at home and be a good wife to you, user!"

Is it really better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all?

What is your most cherished memory?

Balding General

I fucking hate positive people...

Hey user, you said you were gonna give me a tip?

What do women even find funny

Hi user, are you ready to study for the finals?

Any Bucharest bots in this God forsaken board?

Has anyone on here ever talked to him? What is he like?

Why is it expected of me to be a normally functioning man in society...

Aging like bananas?

Is it a hemorrhoid?

Women have a lot of dignity and a lot to offer the human species...

What games do japanese girls play? How to talk to japanese girls?

Aunt found the enema elevator

Are you drooling user?

I wanna be a cute boy but i have hair everywhere. why has god forsaken me and how do i fix this...

Let's rate each other's friends out of 10

Aaaaaaaand here we go!

Having a small penis (12 cm) is great because it doesn't get in the way much, boners are easier to hide...

PROOF you can be an ugly fat guy and still get a hot gf if you have a good personality

Go at the speed limit

Tfw no gf thread

Do girls with flat chest wish they had bigger boobs?

Fembots, what do you think of traps and trannies?

At what point do people stop considering you "young"?

Tfw no fembot to cuddle with and to talk about dumb shit

Cereal Tier List

/Northeast/ Discord for folks in the American northeast excluding NJ, NYC...

Black or Latina fembots why are you single, and why are you here?

Why are women like this? I'm not even mean to women

Imagine a magical button that can solve all the world's troubles, make all its inhabitants happy and content...

"alright let's go around and everyone introduce themselves and say one fun fact about themselves"

Currybots vs ricebots

How the fuck is this guy an incel?

Anybody ever thought of travelling and doing something like this to save money:

It's my birthday fellow robots

I am currently in the emergency room waiting for the psychs to come in and evaluate me so I can sent to my local asylum...

Tfw just got Boomer'd

Ever noticed how the ones that are pro refugee are mostly white women...

Why do normies like to "go out" so much?

How does it feel to know that all of you faggots can actually change into a 10/10 chad if you just try?

People who believe the blackpill are both tragic and pathetic...

I have Borderline Personality Disorder AMA

This guy shows up and mogs all you <8' manlets. What do you do?

Brother, may I please have some oats? You have had more than your fair share, surely you could spare some for me

Fembots, what are your redflags?

How did you become a robot? was it bullying? mental condition? poor?

Eat less (500 calorie deficit) for 3 months

Why does everyone hate us?

People are literally retarded

What is your bully up to these days?

How do i turn off the voice in my head that's constantly saying "you're a piece of shit kill yrself u worthless cunt...

Post cartoon characters you had a crush on as a kid

Couldn't even make it through BT

Why do ugly and average women only have eyes for Chad...

Is she into crack?

Red flags for guys. I'll start:

There is an infinitely amazing afterlife awaiting everyone around the corner of a ceased heartbeat...

Does anyone wanna have a convo?

Imagine not hating life

Any of you guys effectively lose all of your friends?

Trap advice needed

When was the last time you cried, robots?

Why are black girls so ugly? I mean look at this monster right here

My orgasms don't feel good anymore, i just feel semen flowing out of my penis and that's it...

Why do white females hate asians so much?

Am a 24 year old girl in college

Stop calling me a roast beef

ITT sing a song or play music, i don't care how good you are

Who here recieved the 6 digits i hope itll be me

Anime where the characters aren't overpowered (at least most of them)

What's wrong with my average mealplan robots...

Why don't men like smart women?

Implying you wouldn't choose a 10/10 girl with a 3/10 personality over a 3/10 girl with a 10/10 personality

Work at a food store

Make r9k a blue board

I know Jow Forumss opinion but what is r9ks thoughts on Jews

This pic turned me gay

Have you considered just giving up on women?

Lurked /b/ around the time chrischan became famous

What ethnicity would I pass off as in your country?

The smarter the are the more likely you are to fail your driving test, reveals study

I've been a NEET for two years and my mental state feels like it's getting worse...

Share A Detail About Yourself You Never Get To Share

Can anyone recommend what flavour I should try for my first sip?

Creepiest thing you've ever done?

25+ thread hot cheetos edition

Hello, we are a discord community that has recently been revived, its MBTI based but we also have women and shit now...

NZ (and nice aussie)

What do you have to say for yourself robots?

Nothing is stopping you from grabbing a knife, slicing open your scrotum and severing your testicles right now

This board is a MASSIVE psy-op experiment. Has been for years

Fembots, how do you deal with your period?

Tfw even your closest friend dosent give a fuck lol

Does anybody else absolutely hate competition? I can't see what people get out of it

Post your own personal melancholy songs

How do you know you won't like it until you give it a try?

Memes aside, what are you robots opinion on Anal?

People born after 2000

I'm trying to write rhymes but i am filled with writer's block

You're so pathetic you can't even compete in competitive videogames let alone real life

User, please be my incel boyfriend and play Nier Automata with me

You have 10 seconds to tell me why you don't get your truck license and just be a truck driver for work instead of...

Suggest an anime to me

I wish I had a suicidal best friend to kill myself with

Any robots live in Nevada? was probably gonna head out there after college

Is it more important that people "do the right thing" or that they "do what they want"

I work at a hospital and notice that men often die with erections. I took this pic of one that died recently...

"That Kid" pasta

WHY THE FUCK DO ROASTIES NEVER TELL US WHAT WE DID WRONG

Fuck today's faggot music

Femanons, do your friends know you're not a feminist?

Some of you guys are alright

There are women 24 years of age or older browsing this board at this very minute

Thoguhts on boys who look like girls but doesn't think of himself like a girl?

You walk into your room and see this delicacy, what do you do?

Why don't Mexicans live in Mexico? Why do they live in America? I don't get it

Hey Anonette wanna come to the Altright/Free Speech rally with me this weekend?

Would you date a girl who has had boyfriends (plural) previously?

Seattle hate thread

Who in this image is correct?

Press F For Our Nigga Robbie

Sleepy is so qt

Draw something that you did today

I turn 25 today bros, and I'm still a friendless kv loser...

God Tier black metal

Would you ever date someone with BPD?

Can we have a thread like this pls, I haven't seen one recently

The depression is so fucking bad. I don't even feel sadness or anger. I feel almost nothing. Just blank...

Things you're insecure about

/uni/ welcome back faggots edition

Why do "nice guys" think tjey're nice and not the creepy, manipulative, self-centered jerks they actually are?

First and only guy you've ever fallen in love with is a manipulative pathological liar who doesn't care about you or...

Huge list of youtuber addresses

Im really gonna do it this time

Go lift weights

Mom found the smegma convulsor

Haven't been to the dentist in 15 years

Music Thread: What are you listening to user?

Why hasnt r9k poor fags banded together for a place yet?

When was the last time you orignally made a girl laugh?

Who else here gets a high from throwing people away like trash? /smug/

Suicide thread. All thoughts and discussions pertaining to suicide go here. Shuaiby, my lucky little man...

Any robots do martial arts?

*blocks your path*

Scams to get free food? I spent all my neetbux getting high on organic poppy seeds and I need to eat for two weeks

Ask a low functioning autistic anything

ITT: Phrases you hate

Comfy/Feels Thread

What a tragedy... How sad

What the fuck is up with roastie demands

Do you think we would have been better off without technology? It seems to me it's only made our lives worse

Have to leave for work in 0 minutes

Any robots into playing instruments? I play bass guitar. Tell me about yours! Pic unrelated

Lil peep will never show up at your door late one night totally fucking faded upset about his girlfriend arguing about...

Toxic white feminism

Girl shows interest in me

"Gee, user, relax. It's a clothing optional beach! Wait...

Make a song pls

Meat eaters are pyschopaths

Why don't you get an Asian gf?

Mom tells everyone my personal business

We need a new hitler, but except targeting some arbitrary ethnic group he'd have to target the cancer of society...

Go to bookstore

Ask my psychiatrist about additional ways I can treat my depression...

Hello friends. Tell me about your day!

Stay at home wives

If size doesn't matter, why is the top selling dildo on Amazon 8.7 inches long with a 5.7 inch girth?

I'm a tomboy who doesn't really dress up when going out in public...

Be me 28 kisslesa virgin

Daily reminder that you will never ever EVER marry a modest girl, have a few happy kids...

Tfw you will never be a Japanese salaryman climbing the corporate ladder

How come nobody responds to me on tinder...

Would you rather be an 18 year old in year 2000? Or an 18 year old in 2018?

This could be avoided if you stopped eating meat

Would you date a girl that had sex with dogs?

Plastic surgery

Tfw found out my great grandfather was a literal nazi in WWII

If killing someone in a video game doesn't make me a murderer, then how come masturbating to lolis makes me a pedophile?

Who else here /seasonal NEET/

/CREATIVE ROBOTS GENERAL/

Were you bullied? Did it make you a better person?

Who is more cringeworthy, robots or poltards?

Oh, look who's just woken up, come on user, stick your tongue out, we ain't gonna lick ourselves you know

How do i stop crying at everything

Just got to know how gf lost her virginity

How would you feel if your girlfriend bought a sex toy for a guy friend?

Kill all humans

Is there anyone here who was uncut early in life but got cut later on? How was it? What differences did you notice?

I wish I had a bf so I had something to actually look forward to...

"special" pepe thread

You're in a life or death situation and the only way to survive is to fuck an animal...

Why are chinks considered intelligent when they consistently do retarded shit and live in squalor everywhere?

Would you date a black princess?

Asians are racist as fuck but very few people ever call them out on it

My parents are getting old

They just can't get one thing right

What food are you eating right now?

Do you blame your parents for how you turned out? If so, how did you come to forgive them?

Femanons do you feel guilty about your fucked up sexual fantasies?

What would happen if the government banned internet porn?

Tfw never used social media

I'm 22 and never had a job...

Are there incels/robots from here that can get out of their situation and get lucky and get laid...

Favorite pastimes?

Would you rather be a kid now (2018) or a kid when you were a kid?

tfw no strong ogre gf to bash me in the head

Why are women so fucking pathetically oblivious to the fact that they age like milk? Look at pic related for example...

The legend of army man

When do you think the right time to kill yourself is? I don't want to hurt my family but I need to end this fast

Take this test you degenerate faggots

Femdom general #11: Mean edition

User, why are you so boring?

I feel like I'm losing my mind anons...

No troll answers

Moved in for college a couple weeks ago

Le student debt is shit meme

Who is best Katawa Shoujo girl?

Nostalgia Thread

Americans, why havent you deported all non whites back to their countries yet?

"Jimmy claimed Asia liquored him up, began kissing him, pushed him onto the bed...

Okay boys I turned into chad at church...

What is the strongest/safest high explosive I can make in my home that will fit inside a 500 x 100mm PVC tube...

Why are reddit fags so easy to anger?

I'm straigt but I crave dick. And I want a cute feminine boy to cuddle with me, and maybe fuck me in the ass??...

Discord disasters

Why are women so degenerate and literally only like rough, dominant, and sexually sadistic guys?

All of my friends have abandoned me...

How do i get russian gf?

Why the fuck does everyone suck at video games...

Remember to stay hydrated user...

Pro Trap thread

Just in case nobody has heard rap before, let me show you what it sounds like:

Sleepy is Schweepy!

How much do you make?

The new Battlefield low sales is due to Trump supporters and misogynistic people

Tfw no strong accented british maleanon to talk to

Why not just settle for an average 5/10 gf? Why do you really want a 10/10 supermodel?

Name 1 successful person who isn't Jewish, just 1

Ok fags, let's go

The "nice guy" mistake; Discussion

Why aren't you lifting?

Confess my child it is Tuesday

How come the mainstream news isn't covering the obvious white genocide happening in Africa...

Take off your shirt and join me, user. water is warm

How do you score with older women?

T-thanks for taking me to the prom with you, user

Want to know how I can tell R9K has normies?

Post ITT in this thread and you will get a girlfriend by Saturday morning

LGBT = degeneracy, promotion of it is bad for society

BF cheated on me, I forgave him...

Hey fembots, how do you feel about the fact that if you don't have an innie pussy, you are literally worthless?

D-does anyone want to be friends on discord? I need some people to talk to that won't fucking ghost me after a few days...

Who /daydream/ here

Depression has been getting better the last few days

How do I stop being a pedo, is there a cure?

White women look at me in disgust

Take the 2D pill

What does you are ideal woman look like?

I am a mod on a big anime discord server...

Anons, how many nuts have you busted watching this anime?

How common is depression

"oh user I love video games, I'm a gamer girl haha"

Is this SHIT really going to become MAINSTREAM? Tongue Splitting... Even Males Doing It... WTF, until now...

Are guys worth it? They pretend to be your friend or pretend to be into you. When in actually, all they want is sex...

I have work in 5 hours

Whom here /vampire/?

Why won't refugees fix their own countries instead of moving to a better cramp place? They smell...

Who else has merch of their waifu?

Hey guys I am starting to date a girl I met in rehab and she said we can have sex

Whats up with female celebrities shagging up ugly dudes?

You feel it too, don't you?

Why are female bartenders, waitresses and cashiers such absolute pieces of shit to non-chads...

Is this a hemorrhoid? Its painless. Or a misshapen anus?

How the fuck are there so many sex normies here now

Alright, let's get it rolling boys

ITT: Post the most embarrassing thing to happen to you growing up

What kind of women are attracted to you?

You literally cannot be a robot if you don't have acne

What are demons? Could I be one? Currently banned from /x/ for posting about how karma is bullshit. Pic unrelated

Do you wear anime-related merchandise outside?

If you can make a Tinder and get laid then your life isn't hard

Here's the template

Extremely Super Duper Important Poll

What are the best comfy, slice of life, comedy anime, like Watamote or Miss Caretaker of Sunohara-sou?

What's your saddest memory involving video games? I'll start

What do you want to do when you grow up?

Lets play a game...

Sucidal thoughts

Cool guys get the girls

If i work out for months I'll look like right instead of how i do now (left)

Are tall women unattractive or are they beautiful and deserve to be loved too?

When did you become NEET and why?

It is exaclty 12:00am here, that means I am 18, I can post here now and there is nothing boomer mods can do about it

How do i get a comfy job at a fast food or retail wit no HS diploma

Cuck porn being spammed?

Cvnka seems like a really boring and stupid person

I want to hold Sneaky down and violate every hole

Two page essay by this Friday

Suicide, how would you do it

I really need 45 dollars right now. I will do anything I fucking swear. I will send you nudes and even videos aaaaah...

K since no one will make an omegle thread

What does r9k think of xQc? Normalfag or robot?

Youth General #18

ITT: we post sad boi tunes cause i am a sad boi

/drug/ thread for robots

You think life is hard, you fucking incel? Imagine fighting in the eastern front in 1944

Show up to a date

Old-fashioned feels thread

Who's your favorite fembot?

ITT: Dick Sizes

I just ran for .6 of a mile with breaks and it fucking hurts. How do you Jow Forumsfags do this everyday with no issue?

Reddit is down. Got they ass!

What are your religious (or non religious) beliefs?

Incels Are (Largely) Correct

Early 2000s were completely different...

Shoutout to all the lurkers who are too weird for the normies but too normal for the weirdos

Currently 18 years old, and still don't have a license yet

There are attractive anons browsing this board but there being held back by their personalities and bad habits why...

Any blackbots want to join a brand-new blackbots only server? All you have to do is post a pic of yourself...

Don't reveal your robot powerlevel guys, normalfags can't handle the truth

What's it like to have an above average dick?

Jow Forums you guys are pretty gay and stuff

Co-workers think I like short haired girls

Do you really want a gf or do you just want sex?

Anyone else here got raped but actually enjoyed it? Does that count as rape?

I'm officially in love with a girl from this board

I'm currently financially a bit thin...

How did Shuaib do it? I am so envious of him

Tfw no lebanon gf

Is having a big dick a meme? Do girls actually like them?

ITT: Post your real name and rate other names

Why this board filled with white dudes

That kid thread:

Hey guys, what are fapping to tonight? Taking advice I've received from this board previously...

"Reborn Irrelevant" VN

Femanons, have you ever thought about being with Stacy instead of being with Chad?

Hi! Tell me about your day if you'd like to. Sorry I woke up late today

What was the last conversation you had with a woman (female)?

Non-white fembot feels

Ask a recent divorce roasty cum dump anything

Are white women the filthiest, most disgusting creatures on the face of the planet?

Do you guys like my stinky tranny feet. my feet are really stinky would you like to smell them

So r9k, many of you claim to be worthy of getting a gf. But can you prove it?

Is this the type of gf that you want?

Ciara has won the lottery

What incels don't understand is this:

Why do i have the desire to eat ass when it has no evolutionary basis

How are you supposed to not cum for 15 minutes of this?

Tfw racist but my gf is nonwhite

Guy says he's going to kill himself

Any manlets here insecure about their height?

Why don't any of the robots I meet wanna get rough with me?

Asians are literally going extinct because Asian men are no longer producing sperm

Why are robots so entitled?

You are REQUIRED to post ITT if you have never seen a girl naked IRL

I've infiltrated Reiko's Harem. What next?

Why don't women approach men first?

Alright robros, I finally got me a gf. I faked it to make it...

Ask an ultra-succesful person who used to be a complete loser anything

Anyone wish they lived in a place like Eastern Europe with constant warfare? Life in the west feels so meaningless...

What was your public school experience, ameribots?

I did it again...

Can my 6 inch Asian penis satisfy pic related?

Why won't you incels leave Hannah Hays alone

Any other fembots super frustrated with being a virgin...

Mother is pregnant again

How does feminism deal with the fact that female sexuality is the antithesis to female empowerment?

Tfw just want a skinny pale british bf with a really strong accent

Why do girls always pick the healer class?

I am currently 183cm (6ft) and 75kg (165lbs). I've lost 25kg (55lbs) and i'm still fat as fuck...

Blackbots, this is what your mothers should have done:

I just realised my image folder has no fresco... Give me some please

Sister found the cum homunculus

Almost 21 years old

If you really want to get girls just be yourself dude

Get bj from girl

Why qt and shy girls(fembots) are often huge sluts?

I will never have him

Watching anime with a friend

Check out my 1st Youtube video robots

What do you do when you feel sad?

What did my fellow robots think about this movie?

Hey bra, on my 2nd kid...what about you?

Do hikki/neet girls exist in real life or is just a male's fantasy?

Be trans, still in the closet

Were are the green text stories

Fembots, what is the perfect dick size?

Former robot here- AMA

Reminder that you can't be a real robot if you support capitalism

Why was that black guy so jealous?

User you fucking asshole look what you made me to do!

Thoughts on LSD and other psychedelics?

To be like chad thread

Will the pain stop after me losing virginity?

Fellow robots, how does this picture make you feel?

We live in a society where baby boys get part of their penises cut off

I fucking hate people who listen to rap music...

Describe your ideal boyfriend?

I'm a virgin but for some reasons I have large labias

Dad found out i like boys

Make female tinder

Mfw remember my Jow Forums phase

Who here misses 2008 Jow Forums?

ITT: Share your feelings in one image or gif

Know I'm ugly as fuck

Tfw no eastern European gf

If all incels were killed would the world be a better place...

Jow Forums, what's your most hated reCAPTCHA?

/SUICIDEGENERAL/

Extremely submissive bottom

Tfw fell for the coffee Jew

Tfw jarl found my seed mead

I deserve a 10/10 loyal virgin gf

Seriously though, why don't robots just date other robots? What are you worried about?

How to raise my daughter to be a good national socialist women?

He calls people "normies" or "normalfags" like it's supposed to be an insult and not a compliment

Youtube video starts

Anyone else wear inserts? I started wearing these to get over 6'1 and people treat me way better...

Will you stop polluding her Jow Forums?

Kidnapping Stories

You will never have sex with a 10/10 asian

Sippers Anonymous

Tfw not a woman

ITT: Jow Forums writes a story. Every user gets to write one sentence each

I'm a woman and you're a loser

Is she a bright girl?

The visible embarrassment on his face

Why haven't you left I.N.C.E.L.?

incels disagree because they've never put their dick into pussy

Does the cognitive impairment from benzos ever go away? I have taken like, 90 pills of Xanax in a span of 2 months...

Can anyone help me out and send me $800, I'm in a really tight spot?

What's the most memorable moment that you've had with a real girl?

August 20th 2018

My friend told me he fapd & nutted to my crossdressing and cosplay pics.. and I got off from that...

I can't afford food and haven't eaten for 3 days now. I'm not gonna have any money until thursday

I was born in 00s but the mods can't ban me because I'm 18, TAKE THAT IDIOTS

Any white passing mulatto bots here?

Only 22 years until whites are minorities too

Femanons and cute gaynons:

Why don't you incels just get rich? Bitches love that shit

Haven't brushed my teeth since 2017

How do I know if I have aspergers or just run of the mill insanity?

For all the lonely ppl, make friends here

There are no hot femini-

Child B is cute, CUTE

Currently day 5 no fap ive had a raging boner for 30 minutes and im about to lose please help

The Christian in me says to avoid the temptation of VR

SHARE YOUR STUFF!

Hannah Hays appreciation

SAY IT, WHITE BOY

Will getting a gf make me less miserably depressed?

R9K PLEASE HELP

Should pedo's have rights?

/mommy general/

As a fembot, one of the things that offend me the most is when a man says that "women have it easier in life than men"

Recently got into classic rock (70s and 80s) a few months back

You guys don't know just how great it is to have actual legit autism and be diagnosed with it

Tell me tell me

Uni student, I have never drank, smoked weed or consumed any sort of illegal substance and I don't plan to

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