What's the most memorable moment that you've had with a real girl?

literally nothing good or even remotely meaningfull

>when they become all touchy feely in public
>start laughing at shit I say that isn't even funny
FUCKING HATE THAT SHIT

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I mean I'm not dwelling on her, so I don't see a problem. I'm not just gonna drop my best friend because she didn't feel the same way I did.

I ended up having to drop out of school. I ditched class so often they were putting a truant officer on my ass. I told my parents the only way I was coping was by ditching school often so we decided it was best for me to drop out.

My life is still in shambles I tried working and going to school again and I failed them all due to my anxiety issues and just being an idiot in general. I have given up on life at this point. I spend everyday drinking heavily eating extremely unhealthy food and never exercising anymore. I hope my heart gives out soon. I have high blood pressure and a high pulse most of the time so hopefully it will fail soon. I also have a suicide gun but pulling that trigger is really hard. I am just fucking done with life and all I am doing is just passing time waiting to die.

Whatever makes you feel better, right?

Wrong.

She's not worth the effort. Drop the cunt and move on with your life.

Probs the time I was on my gap year
>We'd both been backpacking through India
>I'd seen her and a friend sitting in some cafe having breakfast so I went up and introduced myself to them, asked if they want to join me on a trip into the mountains (there was an isolated string of temples I wanted to visit but couldn't afford to hire a jeep for a week by myself)
>We set off in the jeep the next morning, driving deep into the Himalayas. Landscape looked like Mars, huge red peaks looming over us. Initially the mountain sides were awash with blood-red wildflowers, bright yellow crops and occasional yaks in rainbow scarves but soon disappeared all that disappeared. It was just us, the jeep and the Martian mountains.
>By the second evening we made it to one of the ethnically-Tibetan villages. The Czech girl was being hit pretty hard by the altitude sickness so we dropped her off at local's house while me and the Italian continued on to the Buddhist monastery up above the village
>Me and her were wandering around the monastery when some kid came up to us. Looked about 7 or 8, but dressed in little monk robes. Only spoke half a dozen words of English but he wanted to show us something
>We followed him to along some goat track leading out into the mountains.
>Eventually made it to the ruins of an older neighbouring monastery - me, the Italian and our little monk guide clambering over ancient walls, through crumbling rooms and deep into these tunnels burrowed into the side of the mountain. At the end was a cache of old monk-y relics including a huge set of gongs and prayer wheels the little monk played and chanted over to bless us.
>Then we climbed up onto the roof and watched the sun set over the Himalayas, before trying to make it back to the village in the pitch dark without fall to our deaths.

What in the fuck are you talking about? I'm over her. It's done. I'm not pursuing her anymore. There's no effort being put in that could be worth something. She's one of a few people who aren't family who have and will drop what they're doing to help me.

>I can't see girls as anything more than romantic interests so therefore anyone who does is wrong.

Whatever makes you feel better, right?

Wrong.

Get over yourself.

I feel you, did the same thing. I just gradually stopped showing up for school sometimes I didn't show up for an entire week and I didn't even tell my teacher.
For a couple of weeks I got these insane stomac cramps, felt like someone stuck a knife in my gut and I could barely walk aecause of the pain. Doctor said it was stress related so I was really fucked up at that period

I've tried going to more school and working aswell but never works. I haven't give up though, I've just stopped trying so hard. I've been neet for almost 3 years now but I'm starting job training programs next month or so and hopefully it will be alright

also don't an hero, it's just a meme

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Fucking why would you do this?

nah I have to an hero man its been over ten years and I am ready to get off the ride.

Yeah, he's talking bs. If you enjoy the time you spend with her, even if it's not as intimate as you'd like then there's no reason to throw the relationship away just so you can score points in the tfwnogf game.
So long as you're not just orbiting her pining for a relationship that will never be, or serving at her beck and call like some pathetic servant.

I remember this one time when I was like 7 this girl and I liked each other.
Last thing I remember is this one time she told me to hide and come back out. I thought she wanted me to stay hidden. Since I didn't come back out she said she'd marry this other kid we were with. You know, typical 7 year old girls. Sorry for the boring story OP, but that's the closest i've been.

>just orbiting her pining for a relationship that will never be

Every single guy who has been rejected by a girl and continued to hang out with her is doing this. No exceptions.

Not really a good memory but

>sometime late 2000
>be at oneitis house
>would call her a 10 back then but she looks like just another roastie
>she was having moving out party
>get's pretty big, lots of people come
>times goes on and we both get a bit drunk
>we go outside because she wanted me as company while she smokes a cig
>she recently had breast implants, which ruined her best feature imo, her flat chest
>she starts talking about them
>I say "Can I touch them" as a joke
>she takes my hand and places them on one of her tits
>oh boi
>feel them for a bit and tell her they really feel good
>bites her lip and looks up at me
>talks about her tits and operation for a while
>smalltalk goes on
>she asks me if I wanna smoke some weed
>done it like twice before and I don't really like it but sure
>she goes to get some while I wait outside
>comes back with a pretty thick joint
>another friend of us joins and we smoke up
>feel really high for the first time
>feels really fucking good on top of the buzz I already had from drinking
>we go inside again to continue partying
>oneitis' sisters boyfriend offers me tequila
>cool bro dude from brazil
>I accept even though I know this leads to bad things
>first shot fine
>2nd ok
>3rd shot
>completely forget everything from that point on
>faint memory of oneitis leading me upstairs
>we both collapse in laughter, probably because we're still high
>faint memory of making out with her
>wake up half naked infront of a toilet full of puke
>get up, drink some water and go to the nearest bed I see
>talk to her the day after and say I don't remember anything
>she said that after we went inside she asked me if I wanted to go to bed with her
>as soon as we entered her room I ran to the bathroom, puked and blacked out
>I pretend laugh it off, but inside it hurts

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He's definitely orbiting her
If he's not, there would have been no reason to include the "i was rejected 2 months prior" detail

I had a lot of fun playing smash bros 64 with my sister when we were little. Does that count?

Well I don't think you should do it, at least I wouldn't despite my situations. But I'm just a stranger on the internet and I know you didn't come here for advice so I wont try to convince you to chanage your mind.

So long, space cowboy

I wish my little sister was a kid again so I could play with her and be silly, now she's just a stuck up thot

IS there any attraction?
If I had a thot sister I'd fuck the shit out of her

>be me over two years ago
>10th grade
>March 1st
>few teachers and students came to school because of snow
>me and girl I liked decided to leave school and walk around town
>settled in a Tim Hortons, where we talked for hours
>most blissful day I had in a very long time
A few days later I asked her out and she said yes, but it went downhill from there. I wish I could say there were more magical moments with her, but there weren't. Not one in the entire span of a year.

Now I feel so jaded about women, to the point where any sort of true, romantic love feels like an impossibility for me.

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no.. dude...
why would you fuck your sister? That only happens in anime

Mine is a few years older. She's normal but we don't really do anything anymore.

I would want to make it happen irl
sounds hot as fuck havin ga secret relationship with a sister

The first time I kissed my wife. It was the moment I was certain I wanted to be with her.

Probably porn and I've had sex.

>sounds hot as fuck havin ga secret relationship with a sister
not, not relly

Nah, I disagree. He might still want to take things further with her (which is why he mentions that it was a somewhat bittersweet moment) but the relationship might still be worth it.
I've never had to go through a girl rejecting me but I can definitely imagine that if, say, my ex returned to the city and didn't want to re-start a relationship I'd still continue to be friends with her simply because we enjoyed each others company. We joked around, played board games, went camping and shit for ages before we started fucking, and I'd enjoy doing all that again. It would be bittersweet hanging out as 'just friends' but the good times would sure as hell be worth whatever occasional yearning for something more came up.

Can you be a little more specific please? It isn't obvious to me what part exactly you're referring to

Yes it does
I've fantasized about having one with a cousin before

you get it, user. Good job

Sounds like you'd just orbiting her desu
But that's not surprising at all

Orbiting is when you just float around someone and follow them everywhere, not actually doing anything. There's a difference between just lurking around someone like an autist and actually mutually socializing with someone like a normal person.

That's just being a creep. Stop justifying being a beta loser.

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>have this cute small size qt interested in me
>she is actively pursuing me
>hang out with her one day
>she asked to hang out at a friends house who was in it
>get in tight hug position
>friend leaves
>use her tits as pillow
>on our way to the train station
>"user will you kiss me?"
>kiss
That is over 10 years ago when I was in my late teens. We didn't stay together for more than a week and nothing like this would ever happen again. I am autistic as hell and I am simply incapable of holding such a relationship. Sad.

It's happened once, it can happen again
Get your ass out there, son

I'm not banking on hand-me-down action, retard. I'm currently trying to find another girl i like, so that i can actually progress my life. Having female friends doesn't make you a beta loser. Stop trying to make yourself feel better about your inability to socialize with the opposite sex by pointing fingers

one time i was dating someone, she broke up with me for being too clingy, even though i hadn't texted her in like 2 weeks, anyways i accidentally grabbed her tit one time, greatest experience with a girl ive ever had

What the fuck are you talking about? Progressing in your life by finding a girl that you like? If you think that finding some ugly cunt of a girlfriend is going to make your miserable existence any better than your going to be very disappointed.

That sounds like a pretty incredible experience!

2 years ago we got our exam results. That same day Nando's resturant was doing discounts on teenagers who could show their results papers when ordering.
Talked with the girl i asked out (but rejected me about a year earlier and we were 'friends') and decided to meet up.
It felt like a date with the 2 of us eating there and going to the park then sitting talking after a long bus ride and she took me to do a little shopping.
After that day we said we should do something like that again but we never did. And we don't talk anymore.

I can't really say a particular moment, but any time I saw my oneitis back in middle school was the best feeling in the world, one that's never been reached beforr or since. Talking to her over texts and speaking to her at lunch led me out of my suicidal thoughts. She moved to a different school the year after we met but we still talk to this day, even if it's never irl.

>Freshman year of hs
>The entire class is at some shitty food market after school
>talking to this quirky qt i was into
>suddenly while talking she grabs my arm and pulls me over to see something
>for a split second i feel like a normal human being

It wasn't romantic, it lasted for a split second and it's still the best thing i've ever felt.

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>senior prom time
>have no plans on going
>instead i get invited to come along with some acquaintances who were gonna spend the night in boston
>i didnt realize it at the time but one of the girls had a crush on me
>i end up super late to meet everyone and they all go to see a movie without me
>i finally get there and try calling people but no one is answering
>end up just sitting on a bench in boston alone feeling miserable
>eventually girl who has a crush on me comes out and meets me
>she says she didnt really like the movie anyway and asks if i want to walk around the park with her
>we end up walking around talking for at least an hour
>we talk about how weird high school was and how it was hard for us to make friends, really personal stuff
>never opened up to anyone like this before or since
>too dumb to see that she liked me, even though in hindsight it was painfully obvious
>once the movie was out every met back up but they said they were gonna call it a night early
>more likely they just ditched me.

Never saw her again after we graduated. I tried to find her on facebook recently and I discovered that she just got married to a guy i work with. If there is some Supreme Being out there it has a twisted sense of humor i guess.

>tell a joke
>she laughs

Kek I get this too. Seeing those little behaviors that are quite obviously contrived really annoy me.