Started getting Jow Forums to join the French Foreign Legion cause I thought civilian life wasn't for me

>started getting Jow Forums to join the French Foreign Legion cause I thought civilian life wasn't for me
>got Jow Forums
>got pussy
>dropped the dream cause now I get pussy

Wow.

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Wow close call man.

Im terrified this will be me once I'm fit enough to apply for ranger school
Do you think you still might have the will to be a real motherfucker and blast some goons?

Yes and no. Yes, because it was my sole motivation. That's what made me go through it.

And no because NOW it just feels like I'd be wasting my "best years" in the FFL, because before I didn't have "best years" so I wouldn't be wasting anything.

Meh I already get a fair amount of pussy and I'm training to go SF. Already enlisted a month ago and am signed up to be an 11c. You shouldn't do it because your life is boring or sucks, cuz a huge part of ranger school along with the rest of army life is embracing the suck. You should do it because you wanna sacrifice your well being to fight bad people. It's a chosen life and it's not for most but from those who've gone down the path I've heard it's absolutely worth it.

Ranger school is gay. Do you mean rasp?
Literally never post again like this. You aren’t even in yet and you’re already begging to get hazed.

I want to chase that path because I am disgusted by mediocrity and have a burning drive to push myself to the absolute limit
If in the pursuit of that I get to jump out of airplanes, shoot, and learn how to be a hard to kill motherfucker in service of my country that would be my ideal lifestyle
Stacking bodies of the scum of the earth with a team of badass and competent dudes is also attractive

Currently working a cushy job and am already 23 so I'm not sure what a recruiter would think of me

Listen you faggot step 1 is stop talking like a cod kid. Next is go sign up. It’s that easy. No one cares you’re 23.

I'm literally just repeating what other people who've gone down the same path have told me. Fucking obviously I'm not speaking from experience. Just explaining my motivation. That, along with doing cool shit like jumping outta planes, shooting weapons, and all the other high speed shit.

I was memeing it up a little bit
But for real having known rangers (batallion, not just having gone through the school), it seems like a tough but rewarding path
I want to well exceed the physical standards before I consider speaking to a recruiter
I'd rather not spend my time as a 21E because I got memed on

No on in regiment or the odas talks like that. And it’s avtually awesome most of the time and not shitty at all. Best school and priority to them. Top funding and all the toys you want. Next to no rules. Whoever is telling you all that meme shit is a liar.
Well workout then. What’s the problem? Anyone can be in sof shape in 6 months easily unless you’re an emaciated twink or 400lbs. Anyways go over to the meg thread on k. Don’t waste your time here for is the worst board to get fitness advice from. It’s nothign but 18 year olds from b memeing each other.

I'm only here to meme it up because its entertainment
I'm close to where I want to be, gonna start doing ruck marches
Still want to up pullups and my 5 mile time

I've heard SF has had a hard time finding candidates that are in the type of shape they're looking for but I want to ensure that I can be competitive within the more elite class for selection

Yes they hand out 18x like candy. Oh btw rucking is a waste of time. You’re better off front squatting. Anyway if you’re serious and not gay gimme your discord and I’ll invite you to a sof prep server I’m in.

Nice try Mr. 79R
Do they actually these days?
Is selection really that rough with fatbodies?
What about all the highschool football players that seem to be like 60%+ of Rangers?

>mr 79r
What? I was actually serious. It’s 3 sf guys myself included, 1 cct, and one guy going rasp. If you don’t want the invite ok I suppose.

this is the cringiest most autistic thing i've read on Jow Forums in a while. im willing to bet you never leave that cushy job and will continue to fantasize about your burning drive to push yourself to the absolute limit while shitposting on Jow Forums

I'd gladly take the invite. Hypain#2358

Who are you though? I’m not inviting you unless your preparing for some form of sof.

not him, but do you stick around in /meg/? id like to join your discord server, but i think id be wasting your time if i joined your discord at my current state. im a fatty

I'm the 11c kid that was saying the meme shit. I'm from Illinois and hopin to join 20th sf group.

You're nothing.. Id be more intimated if you were in the NZSAS. No other SF has anything on them.

>ex army boii (left after four years and now im earning 3x more doing civi work and fitter and bigger than i was in the army)

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Hi Jordan

Constantly
I’ll think it over