Can anyone help me out and send me $800, I'm in a really tight spot?

Can anyone help me out and send me $800, I'm in a really tight spot?

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I put the question mark in the wrong spot, but please send me money.

Do you have a really tight hole? Cause if so.. I might not pay you $800 and pound it. Shit will be so cash. Except for you, obviously.

I won't have sex for cash.

You should have asked last week. I had $3000 spare but decided to finally get a new car. Sorry user :\

post full frontal nude with timestamp and leave contact info in that same post.

That's a really interesting insight. Now fuck off, you pretend girl.

That's very disappointing

I really really hope no one gives you money user

I can't do that either.

at least leave contact info. how tf are we supposed to give you money?

posts like the user you responded to are the types who actually would give you $800

OP if you don't put your contact info in this thread soon I'm gonna put my own in and pretend I'm you

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depends, what makes you better and more deserving than the hundreds of other people who beg for money? what's your story?

I have to pass like 10 beggars daily, all fucking blocking the path bowing on the ground. they all seem the same to me.

CashApp: $soryu

I know, but I can't post a nude picture of myself

>what makes you better and more deserving than the hundreds of other people who beg for money? what's your story?

Once I become famous I plan on buying The Muppets back from Disney

>I can't post a nude picture of myself
then i can't afford to part with any of my money

you have me tempted to support you now

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This dumb bitch needs to fucking off herself.

>I can't do this, I can't do that
Nobody cares, we're just trying to get you to fuck off or give us a reason to care (for which we can promptly mock you).

>just give me money but I won't justify it
Fuck off.

please considerate before I figure to kill myself

figure out how to**

Kill yourself right now, you pathetic fucking faggot.

Not being ironic, fucking slit you fucking throat right open.

Or keep begging and show what a shameless bitch you are. Fucking prick. Close this tab right fucking now.

You can send bitcoin to 3CCHbn1zW 3kQuG7oRm DgtXE2iSwMmgGtqA

send me pic of your vagina and I'll send you $20

I need $800 or more

why would you become rich and famous? and why would some guy who has to beg for $800 do better than disney?

give me some real reasons why you're a special snowflake who deserves $800 more than 10 beggars deserve the $20 or whatever the fuck they claim they want for a room

>Gib me money
>>I can give you money for sex
>no
I dont support prostitution in anyway and the guys who are suggesting should be stabbed to death but you're a nigger and you should be b&

Actually, you need to kys.

>give me $800
>i'm too arrogant to tell you why, even if it is an anonymous imageboard
>probably just want it because it's better than working
>may or may not be a girl
get out

OP what's so urgent that you can't work like a week or two to get $800?

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I'm a music producer and Disney doesn't understand The Muppets as seen by their firing of Steven Whitmire and how 2011's The Muppet Movie was basically just a remake of the earlier but lesser known The Country Bears. And then they released the the sequel to it in February after hardly promoting it. Disney does not know what to do or understand The Muppets property, they decided to bring it back to TV and instead of bringing it back to it's quasi-SNL roots they decided to make it The Office and then switched writers mid-season.

My last paycheck didnt clear. I'm about to be evicted from my apartment because the small business I've been working at is going belly up and they cant afford to pay us. I have 5 days until rent is due and nowhere else to go. If anyone can help, please use the bitcoin wallet I posted earlier. It's the fastest way for me to pay my rent and keep from being homeless

I'm too depressed to work.

Why do you need $800 in the first place and why should anyone give you 800.

We are not your personal bank account you fucking whore

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>two separate, distinct posts
fuck this shit, anons. this is clearly bullshit. let's bail.

my pussy don't work no more and I need a screwdriver to tune it up lmao

hello, @ IG hyporcite

>I'm too depressed to work
No you're a fat lazy peice of shit that lives off of my taxes

I want to put a bullet though my head every morning but I still go to work

the other guy came in the thread over here:

I need a computer

Looks like you're going under because I can smell a shill through the wifi

is it a whore. I think it's some effeminate guy trying to hint he's a girl by using a girl's pic but he's not really

Tee hee give me money silly boys, I'm definitely a poor vulnerable girl who needs help! No I won't send you pics but you can have the satisfaction of helping a girl!

[email protected] be generous boys

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I need to buy weed and videogames

guys i need the money because my pussy is starting to squeak. i need the oil for it lmao

I just need it, okay? Gosh, you are all such losers. JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING MONEY!!!

TEHEHEHE MY BAGINA IS TOO BIG I NEED TO MAKE IT SMALLER SILLY BOYS GIBE ME MONEY

mommy will be very mad if you don't oblige her. now hand over the tendy money

Venmo: ThaddeusThorton77

>""""""""musician""""""""""
>male
Don't listen to him boys I'm a real girl

it's a pseudonym

>Give some racist cac on Jow Forums chump change

I-i just can't do it, every time I was tempted I was quickly shown why I should not ever

Go back to /soc/ you begging little bitch I'm a real girl!

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come to discord server RZtgd5

this is the best place for you to hand over the monies

I'm black actually
seriously

don't listen to that fake fag talking about venmo. come to discord server RZtgd5. everything's about discord these days. discord

LMAO you lying sack of shit
Timestamp hand

I'm a real girl give me money silly boy! No pics though I'm definitely not a whore!

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fuck off peckledon. get a god damn job

are you from southern california?

I'm here I'm black I'm real
sorry it took so long

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Yeah but I'm a girl you sexist pig I deserve it more than you

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black people are a lot more oppressed than stupid ugly white women