A thot at the gym asked me if I would eat her pussy out in her car after working out and I got so scared I ran home I'm...

>You eat her ass but not her pussy
>never eat her pussy its disgusting
You eat any if those and you're s o y to me.

probably had crabs, you doged a bullet

Don't listen to this nigger. Learn how to eat a girl out well and she'll suck your soul out through your dick

12/10 highly recommend

Wouldve ate her ass and pussy out at the same time, imagine the sweat and the pheromones seeping into your nose

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based and enlightened.

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eat box get pox
you dodged a bullet m8

t. have yet to kick that mule
you cocksuckas gotta get in there and eat that monkey like a SOLDIER

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this unironically. sex with random woman becomes meaningless and unsatisfying when you have a gf that you love and loves you.

Good. Eating pussy is gay.

Clit = undeveloped penis
Eating pussy = sucking clit
Sucking clit = sucking dick
Sucking dick = gay

Eating pussy is gay.

nice try, roastie.

Should've said "no, but you can eat mine" and winked

then just walk away

Yeah lemme go eat some musty strangers pussy after she just worked out. It gets a tang to it you can tell & its nasty imo rather go eat that shit in the shower

is this the final red pill?

I'd have been nose deep between her sweaty thighs in an instant. Eating musky pussy and ass is free test

Eating pussy is a submissive act, unless it's a virgin. She's obviously not a virgin so you'd have been eating out a sweaty box that had been filled god knows how many times by random cocks, for what reason? Because you worship pussy so much? Men who eat different pussies have a higher chance of getting oral cancer. Bullet well dodged.

Based and redpilled. Avoid roasties and thots at all costs.

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>t.virgins

based

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Like a DOCTA ya understan?

You dodged throat cancer bro

More like a rainbow pill.

Driving a new v8 mustang is meaningless when you have a 911 turbo.

But if you don't have a 911 turbo at the moment, you can have quite a bit of fun in the mustang

monogamy was created only recently to secure alliances and treaties in fiefdoms, in general humans have been polygamists to spread our seed and grow as a species. This post is shit

t. virgin

Am I weird for having a sweat fetish? I sweat easily and a shit ton but it always amazes me that girls don't sweat at all even when they workout.

Fucking a chick when shes drenched in sweat turns me on for some reason

I think throat cancer is a small price to pay for the privilege of eating Catherine Zeta Jones' pussy.

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Take something that spikes your dopamine like coke or meth and you will lick her puss dry and even her ass, you will floss the whey out of your teeth with her asshair

Fucking delicious

Yep you’d be going straight back into the gym after that and get a new PR in all lifts

tell him to eat my ass

If some whore asked me that I'd tell her, "My diet involves eating one meal a day and I don't think I'll get the necessary nutritional content from that. If you just want to get off I'll make you orgasm at least twice with my fingers, though. Let me get my medical gloves."

based and millenialpilled

Eating pussy is not gay.

However it is dangerous.

it's the gayest thing you can do. if you wanna be a fag then go fuck men but don't compromise by licking pussy

You should only eat it if it's not some nasty looking droopy roastie. Eating out cute cunnies is a pleasure.

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based AND redpilled

maybe it was a "social experiment" or some shit, maybe someone was secretly filming and you're going to appear on youtube shortly.

Stupid bitches are everywhere nowadays, thinking they can do anything. DEPORT!

I don't usually eat pussy but a sexy sweaty gym chick after a work out puts some blood in my pecker

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>recently
like 10000 years ago

you are either a buttblasted roastie or a male so enslaved by women you cant even conceive the idea of anything higher than eating out their gross stinky sweaty holes. Fix yourself m8.

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Pheromones.
They can make your brain do some weird shit.

Is pussy low-carb? I'm on keto

This is almost vanilla.
I have read that women actually sweat when having sex, but I cannot confirm it.

Chocolate-flavored puss juice is a great component for post-workout shake.

yeah man. agreed,

A woman who is so damn easy is not even worth the risk. Imagine you got herpes man. And you dont even get to nut on her pussy. Fuck that shit.

Me too user

That's actually disgusting, and no I'm not a virgin.

Eating out a stranger is repulsive enough, but eating out a sweaty post-workout thot in a fucking car is on a whole other level of disgusting.

Faggot confirmed

Based and redpilled

Redpilled af

My bf of 5 years wont eat my pussy out, what do? I'm already very hygienic and I eat all the food that makes my pussy taste nice.

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He's low test as are many of the other kids ITT.

THIS. Bunch slack jawed faggots on this board.

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That's a LARP you retard

You did well, only Betas eat pussies

Enjoy your herpes, I'll stick to my gf's pussy

I'm into sweat too. Sex where she gets so worked up that she's covered in sweat.

I also like saliva though, not in the weird femdom way where they spit on the guy, but for example like when girls do that fucking trick where they make a fucking slobber ring and push it all the way down your cock with their lips and its just all thick as fuck saliva. Really messy kissing, and having a girl lick me all over. I don't know if these are incredibly strange or not.

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I'll suck your dick if you know what I mean owo.

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I'll rather make her suck my dick instead user, but keep fighting the good fight, chicks that offer cheap/free sex are an illness to society

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