I wanna get a vasectomy

>not as reversible as advertised
Explain, please.

>talking about vasectomies in high school
>teacher tells us about how his wife convinced him to get one because she didn't want any more kids
>they ended up getting divorced
>she remarried and had kids with the new guy
>he also remarried and couldn't have any kids with her
he really didn't like that bitch and he let us know it

Nutted in a girl and she got pregnant, told her i had a vasectomy so couldnt be mine, some other guy had to pay for the abortion.

> giving into base emotion and chemical response like un-honed, un-practiced, weak willed swine hell bent on needlessly adding more to the herd.
Give into your social fear and conformity you wasteful piggies. Pile on and spread your degenerate seed. More blood for the blood god I say.

you cant get one if youre under a certain age
the doc will ask you to wait a few months and reconsider
I want to get one but it really doesn't matter because I only fuck hookers and never without a condom

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tell me about this blood god

Just wear a condom. You have no idea what you'll want in 30 years, or what the future will be like

If you think any of that sounds appealing you're an autistic cringe lord. You're advocating for the extinction of the human race.

The Blood God reigns over the plane of base emotion and drive. While often represented by acts of violence and rage, in this context we see the Blood God in its form of lust and gluttony; shown forth in the sheer density of meat, sinew, bone, and blood, of the human race. The Blood God welcomes with salivation the new born babes as new stock to an exponential herd of resource and sustinece.
>do you feel empty in the thought of a childless life?
>do you acknowledge and recognize in yourself a social discomfort at a proposed childless life?
>do you give in to your base emotional urges?
The Blood God smiles upon you

why not just get it and freeze a ton of sperm? whats the drawback besides money?

They aren't always reversible and the longer it's in place the more likely it is to be irreversible.

That was an extreme leap of assumption. Of course I'm not advocating for the extinction of mankind. I'm simply acknowledging the very real and empirical threat of over population. At this present culmination of human progress it is detrimental to needlessly breed. But who am I to propose a selection or even solution.

Do whatever you want. Why do you care what user's think?

So in other words, don't get one now, then decide in 15 years to have a another kiddo with a different woman because your wife doesn't want anymore now.
There goes my plan.

Links to info about this?

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If I was the tribe your pic suggests wouldn't I want more dumbass swine on the planet so I could snort up thier sheckles? Think about it.

>claims threat of overpopulation
Literal nigger detected. Go look up fertility rates. Only place that's above ~2 is Africa.

Go tell that to India and China

I assumed half of you were either chinks or poos to be honest.

Or better yet: keep your wedding oaths you pathteic scumbag. Marriage isn't a subscription service.

don't do it user. too many reports of lowered and sustained testosterone, lack of sex drive, that it spooked me out of getting one. search up side affects.
we've been growing an a completely unsustainable rate for a long, really fucking long time. population control is necessary.

I got one at 21, OP. Don't do it unless there's a good reason you don't want to have kids. "I'm a selfish piece of shit and want to have fun" is a bad reason, and one that you may change your mind on. I got it because I have two wildly schizophrenic brothers, descended from a schizophrenic family. I didn't think it was fair to roll the dice on kids and potentially gift some woman with a kid who was a lunatic, since I watched it destroy my own family. The likelihood I will be afflicted by it later in life is very high.

If you decide to get it, don't consider it reversible. It's final. Remember that even if you don't want kids now, when you're 30 and you can't give a woman kids she might leave you (and rightfully so). When you're 40, everyone you know is likely to have their own kids and isn't going to have much time for you. When you're 60 and all alone, it's time for the S&W retirement plan.

menshealth.com/health/a19529157/how-pregnancy-affects-the-father/

"Researchers tested the hormone levels of first-time fathers-to-be and found that their testosterone dropped as the baby grew."

"Scientists aren't sure whether your testosterone will bounce back to pre-baby levels—and in fact, other research suggests it may continue to dip after Junior is born—but it's nothing to worry about."

you don't even need test after you've made it. test is there to help you make it. it did its job, now it can retire in peace

My marriage is not as important as carrying on and branching out the family line with as many children(boys) as possible.
If my wife is unable or unwilling to provide those children to me, I will find someone who is.

Fuck you and your opinion.

I have schizoaffective disorder. Should I get one and just freeze sperm or something.

Righto, deshawn. Good to know the value of your oath before man and God.

This is the most beta thing I've seen on this board

If you’re considering getting a vasectomy then you should get it. The world needs less of your kind

thats a pussy
saved and reported

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T. Nu-male “I don’t want to bring kids into this messed up world” but in reality can’t take care of an infant bc he can barley take care of himself or even land a date

OP getting a vasectomy is about as unfit as you can get, its basically anti-fit. Have kids. unless youre a dumbass, degenerate, or deadbeat.

If you're white do it asap!