ITT: Jow Forums writes a story. Every user gets to write one sentence each

ITT: Jow Forums writes a story. Every user gets to write one sentence each

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My parents were abusive, and my first girlfriend blackmailed me.

And that is why I did what i did. This is my story.

i consider myself a cunniseur

Of the Kanto region

I breed pokemon and use them as sex toys

It's a simple life, but it's a good life.

But one day he came

damn near filled the pokeball to the top with it, too

and cucked my wife.

And told me I had herpes

so I decided to become a trap

so i packed my bag and said goodbye to my uncle

And with that I started to turn tricks

As I left the simple comfort of my home, a whole world full of Pokemon to lovingly impregnate was lay before me

so i decided i wanna be a faggot for one day and enjoy the moment

i went to the nearest forest and grabbed on

And the penis got really big and exploded on my ass!

i was thinking to myself: will the doctors operate on me, now that i have aids?

Not here, I had to go far far away

I crossed the sea and climbed the mountains

I was searching far and wide

I waited for my robot butler with a smirk dusted off my pants, Back to the lab.

>once upon a time on Jow Forums
>OP iz gayy
>end of the story

"Hahaha ill make a sentence about cocks! Thats always funny and original and makes these threads unique!"

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then i saw the biggest sex pepe doll ever laying under the tree ...........

And this will end up on YouTube some how

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I gave the pepe doll my seed

and then i got raped in my ass by a scarecrow

And my collection of gundam figurines

If, on the contrary, one rejects right as such, right in and of itself, altogether, then one also rejects the concept of wrong, and dissolves the whole concept of right (to which the concept of wrong belongs).

then I realized no one could fill my void filled ass except...

although i gave him buckets of my semen milk, the erection hasn't ended yet .........

So I vore him

was so tasty tbqh but ... IT WAS A TRAP !!!!!!!!

i... was a trap

>asjdjsje
THE END

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The sudden realization that we're both traps made me change

So i became opsessed with furniture

suddenly, a strange pokemon appears out of the woods

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it looked at me and said "arf"

I ran to IKEA.

this event made me realise how disgusting and pathetic traps are so i decided to castrate myself and cut off my left arm

i decided to stuf my arm deeply in my asshole so no cock could ever go in there again.

Said the cat

Nani the fuck happended?!

And then as the alarm i set on my phone went off I woke up, realizing it was just a dream

So I turned on some epic rick and morty while Tyrone was cucking my dad

But the FBI came and i said "i just wanted to have a quiet life"

Then FBI came

Then dad came too

Then I came

All the semen made me horny

Then I woke up again, because I was dreaming in a dream that I was dreaming.

Antoni's Pepe... Now, that was an artist

after making sure i was 100% awake and not dreaming, i realised how disgusting and pathetic traps are so i decided to castrate myself and cut off my right arm.

Then I woke up again, cause I was dreaming that I was dreaming that I was dreaming

so i took some antibiotics and told my causin he's a faggot

Then I went back to my home, Kanto

then I realized that those weren't antibiotics

they were hormone pills

and for the briefest of moments, i felt at peace

Then I woke up and it had all been a nightmare, the first thing I did was spin my spinning top next to my bed in order to make sure I was not dreaming
Then I woke up

My whole life had just been a dream. The pokemon sex, FBI jizzing on me, it was all a product of my own imagination

So I got up and decided to make my dreams come true, I immediantly got out of bed and booked a flight from alola to kanto

alas, that too was a dream

When I awoke, I found myself in Kanto

cock in hand, cum on my clothes

I had masturbated to Snorlax again

its time to get up, but in my dreams i know i will fuck pokemons, get aids and be happy again

but then, l looked at who was in bed with me

it was me, in an assless snorlax suit

yes, this is my story

But suddenly I felt very sleepy

So I snorted some cocaine

The cocaine was nourishing but what I really needed was some cum, Pokemon cum

So I rushed to the fridge where I gulped a gallon of cum hoping i could finally sleep

But what I really needed was some fresh pokemon cum, directly from the balls into my mouth

I got in to bed, my tummy full of yummy poke cummies, and dreamt a magical dream

And suddenly I heard "pika?pika?. PI....Pic....pppppiiiika" I knew what I had to do

I had to call my based grandmother

I remembered the me in a assless snorlax suit, of course, it must have been my ditto!
The only question is, which pokemon do I chose?

So not being able to decide I started looking for my pokeballs, but they were all gone

I found a note on my floor. It said:
>We have stolen your pokemans, they're our sex toys now faggot! -Team Rocket

Then I woke up. Pokemons were nothing but a metaphor for my corrupted soul infested by fetishes and nostalgia for the past. I puked a little.

No fucking way im going after them

But it was my only choice

As I lay there in stunned silence recovering from my nightmarish dream, I rolled over and embraced my Yuri body pillow

Then I woke up back in Kanto, and I made sure this was NOT A DREAM AND I WONT WAKE UP FROM IT!!!

Seems like I fell asleep while thinking about how I get my pokemons back from team rocket

My master plan was finished

The end of this story

It was as following:

niggers thongue my anus

At first I grabbed my squirtle foreskin tuxedo

Then I sent away the black people to find my pokemons

They found OP's shriveled penis

And there was a message carved in to it

it spells out "Ohppee is a gigantic faggot".

And them my oneitis said she hated me