Tfw not a woman

>tfw not a woman
>tfw can't live life on literally just exist mode

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I've gotten a blow job and sex for a quarter of that price.

>tfw born ugly female
>tfw can't live life on literally just exist mode

but unless you're seriously deformed or morbidly obese you can

>tfw can pull slags in a club consistently
>still can't get a gf
I'd consider paying for hugs if they let me wear a mask and cry

How? Nobody will pay me for existing.

get a nerdy bf and 6 months in suggest an open relationship, fuck chads and live on his money, easy

I wonder what the wage gap would be if I started a cuddle business as a man

I'm glad I'm not a woman. I just want to be alone all the time. I'd hate it if people tried to talk to me all the time just because they're horny, then act like I'm the dick for not reciprocating. If I was a woman, I'd make myself ugly on purpose and there'd still be guys doing that shit, even if it's just out of desperation or pity.

I can't get a bf and I don't want to have sex with anyone but the person I'm committed to. I've tried online dating and Tinder to meet people but they always cancel the date at the last second.

you can quite easily get a rich simp to take care of you or start flashing your boobs for money and charge for it on shit like snapchat you stupid whore

You need to have looks and a social network to do any of those things. Try using some ugly chick's profile and see how many likes you get on social media.

>I don't want to have sex with anyone but the person I'm committed to
lol sweety save this trolling for your future """loved""" one

Do cardio and body weight squats, starve yourself, put on a stomtrooper helm and you can make tons of money on all sorts of camwhore sites.

It's the truth. I actually have a phobia of sex so I'd only be able to do it for the sake of my partner. It's not something I'll ever actively seek. You robots are all fucking whores who can't think of anything but shoving your rod in a fleshbag.

If you're a twink and willing to sell your ass for comfort you still can

Hell, if you're a hairy fat man and willing to sell your ass in leather bear bars you still can

I can't afford to be a cosplay roastie. I just want to be a NEET because I'm mentally ill and hate people but the government doesn't give a shit. They'd rather pay crackwhores to pop out criminals. All women should be sterilized and children should only be granted to educated straight couples.

Sounds like your in a hole, gotta find a way to dig yourself out or you gonna die.

I'll just die. It's easier.

sounds like shes a hole. haha

I don't want to be. I wish I was born with a penis. Then I would be strong so I could get a warehouse job moving things, save up for college, get a job, then save up long enough to retire and live on investments.

>be born female
>all you have to do to be paid for existing is not get fat
fat girls deserve what they get

>Get a shitty job that puts you in contact with desperate, repressed homosexuals, dress like a fag

>Do just enough sexual favors for them that one of them becomes your sugar daddy

>Never have to work again unless you're retarded and spend all the money at once

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>men have become so mentally ill and pathetic, they're willing to pay 80$/h a horse-faced prostitute just for cuddling

lol, you mongoloids brought this on yourselves

If you had a dick you would have same problems, most likely complaining about how women are on the ez mode, a fucking lonely person is lonely in a crowd, a happy person is happy with a shit sandwich.

looks literally don't matter you stupid whore, all you have to do is create an account on any dating site you can be a fat fucking whale and there is still someone out there who fetishizes you and wants to support you
>but I don't want to be treated like a sex object tee hee silly boy
but you can it's the fact that an out of options woman can easily take a few nudes and have rent payed for a few months while a man is just fucked forever, dumb fucking whore

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I can't get a job. Nobody wants to hire a mentally ill piece of shit who's been out of school for 3 years with no job experience. I haven't left my house for 4 months now. The last time I went out was to get my hair cut.

you can be a prostitute or escort for a year, dont spend the money on meth and you're set. instead of hard manual labour you just have to spread your leggs or suck some cocks, i mean its easy and socially acceptable now. just lie about it to your future bf

sad but true. men are fuckig pathetic at this point. how did we end up like this?

Lie, user. Say you were a freelance writer or some other shit that they're not going to look too closely into. Make up other people as "references" (half the time they don't even call them)

Alternatively move to some backwater small town that's desperate as hell because they can't keep anybody and temp for a while. Walk if you have to.

>play on just exist mode
>"oh but you see it's not just exist mode, because I'm not going to collect any health recovery items or use half my abilities"

Shut up you fucking slut whore slut whore slut whore cunt faggot sluf whore piece of shit fucking die you fuck die die die die die fuck offffffffffffffffffffffffffff ROASTIES NEED TO DIE I DON'T WANT TO BE A ROASTIE I JUST WANT A JOB AND A HUSBAND BUT YOU'RE ALL SHALLOW SLUT LOVING WHORES FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

i don't have to cry or complain or be sad or cope or anything.

i can just accept it and jack off to 2D porn and pass away.
it doesn't matter, nothing matters and no one knows i exist.

It has nothing to do with roasties even, you're just absolutely fucking nuts. Guys will only fuck crazy if crazy is hot enough to risk getting shanked in their sleep, or if they're well and truly desperate.

The only way non-trans women generally end up on Jow Forums instead of Instagram or Pinterest is if they're even more maladjusted than the worst male robot.

ohnonono shes slowly "opening" up to the idea of becoming a whore.i'm sure you'll enjoy it hun

Yeah. I'm fucked in the head and so is my brother. But unlike him there's no pill to fix the chemical imbalance in my brain. He gets money each month from the government, free room and board, and 3 meals a day. He gets to play videogames 24/7 while I'll end up on the streets once my parents kick me out in a few months.

Borderline or autist?

chad refused to date her in hs after the pump and dumb and she became depressed (its literally the big tragedy one of my roastie friends experienced that "ruined her life")

He has schizophrenia but is medicated. I'm autistic and have clinical depression (got diagnosed a couple of years ago) but have had nothing to help me through it. The doctors won't medicate me. Nobody will hire me because I always sperg during the interviews. At one point I actually vomited during an interview because of the primal fear of people that's worsened over the years.

If you're actually just an autist with depression and not outright hideous you're Jow Forums's wet dream

I am outright hideous unlike the pretty dark haired girls that robots post pictures of and orbit.

pls post picture of your vagene to prove you're not a roastie

Fuck off slut. Only degens post their genitals on the internet.

Nah, you're probably just fat but with an average-looking face.

I'm anorexic with a 3/10 face and disgusting teeth.

Yes they will

mistresskiarasdungeon.com/

this fat ugly hoe gets thousands from femdom fetish porn

if you are anorexic and depressed and autistic how come you can't squeeze some money out of the government? again, just go and get some governemnt official alone and start working those roastie skills. a blowjob for neetbux, its in your blood

>I'm anorexic with a 3/10 face and disgusting teeth.
I'm still in love with a girl who was really skinny, had a 6/10 face and disgusting teeth

That still makes you more attractive than most of the traps/trans women that get orbited

Just go goth/emo/scene, you'll be fine

She looks 5x better than me in terms of facial attractiveness.

You don't meet with anyone to apply for disability here. You need a referral from your psychiatrist and a form. Even then mental disability is only 50/50 because they think therapy fixes all your problems and makes you somehow functional.

Makeup tutorials, corsets and saving up for plastic surgery is how 3/10s regularly trick guys into thinking they're at least 6/10

I can't afford makeup and a corset isn't going to give me a butt.

Create your own job and get a NEET robot bf.
Problem solved.

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Squats will give you an ass. A corset will make your waist smaller and thus make your hips/ass look proportionately larger. Steal/ask to borrow some of your mother's makeup if you must.

Seriously, do you think all Stacies were born 10/10 goddesses? Most of them are fucking horsefaced, they just know how to dress and apply makeup.

well you should ask your parents for money then, i mean how expensive can some makeup be? then become a 5/10, and you can get a bf. you just have to lower your standards maybe. you refuse to play the game even on easy mode. ok i admit its not the same as a 9/10 roastie whos born into a wealthy family but us robots dont have any options and if we dont make it society will actively hate us for being losers and weirdos.

I don't have standards. Never did in the first place. I literally swiped on anyone who had videogames or some other hobby of the sort on their bio and everyone ghosted me or set up a date only to cancel at the last second. I always thought things were supposed to be easy but they weren't in the end.
My parents won't give me money. I have to pay them each month with the money I got for school a few years ago or else they'll evict me.

be my gf? Orign

Contact info plz user?

user please don't do this to me again. It hurts.

>roastie got ghosted by fucking mentally ill desperate robots, AGAIN
ohnonononono

Stop calling me a roastie when I'm a KHV with no friends user. You're worse than Stacies. Why don't you just kick me in the gut?

And there we have it, folks

Robots stay robots because even if someone does show interest in them, they choke and freeze up at the critical moment

this thread makes me sad :(

being a dude is really tough, but the sheer anger toward someone genuinely trying to say "i get it, i understand user, you're not alone"... i hope everyone in here can find happiness and resolve ;___;

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i dont want to hug strangers

she will never get to jerk off

Please be my impulsive gf unironically

i think i have some kind of sociopathy towards women since even now i can't feel any empathy for femanon and i get joy out of her misery. pretty sad if i look at it from a few steps back

Then give me contact info and don't ghost me please. I'm not normally like this I'm just having a mental breakdown right now.

mental breakdown or inebriated?

Fembot, can I please see your face? If you wear make up and dres nice you can definitely get a guy. You're already skinny which is 50% if the work already done.

i feel bad for femanon but i feel bad for you too. not out of pity, but out of really caring. no one deserves to feel like they're beyond empathy. i hope you can be happy one day user, and i really mean that.

Just a mental breakdown. I can't afford any substance to abuse.

>fembot is begging for contact info now, from the lowest scum of society, on fucking r9k

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You understand no one wants to give out contact info cause of possible suicide induced by doxing?

I mean anything. A throwaway email will do.

You're prolly cute, teeth aren't everything and being anorexic is a million times better than being obese. I wish you could post your photo here, because I'm just so sure you're not in any way ugly. I have seen actually ugly girls get married in real life, and I have seen cute girls who were single.

lol its too late for me im afraid, but "femanon" is most likely just a pedo fishing for victims or to scam some money out of them or its some underage kid trolling so don't feel too bad about her

hey, i'm

my discord is firebird#9961 if you wanna talk.

Just throwing it out there, I will let any femanon in Australia move in and leech off me as a NEET as long as they aren't fat and be my gf. Face doesn't matter. Personality is whatever as long as you don't nag at me every 2 fucking seconds. You have literally no excuse.

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Silvanus Kainhai on facebook, it's a fake acc, I don't use facebook really.

I don't want money and why would a pedo go on r9k? Underage isn't allowed. I just want a robot bf is that too much to ask for?

Good luck you fools

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[email protected], if anyone wants to chat.

just scam them ok? don't do any of that suicide shit. be reasonable

I wish you luck. Suicidal girls are a handful let alone a neet femanon begging for an email.

you don't get it and you don't understand it, and you are not like us. saying "you get it" is maddening because a woman will never experience how harrowing it is to be an undesired man, you do not get it in the least.

i'm not a woman you doofus. born a male, still a male

I don't have a facebook. I'll make one soon.

Oh man I use protonmail too. The best email service out there outright.

Also hiv

>born a male, still a male
how old fashioned

>ywn take femanon's virginity, convince her your love her and impregnate her then ghost her when shes a few weeks from giving birth
why live

robot cuddle cafe when

>tfw not a woman
>can make rational decisions
>am not mentally stuck with a child's mind

feels good man

She's ugly as fuck, how in the world is this possible

Do you think there is any alternate timeline where Margot Robbie had a rough life?

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theres one in which she's rimming your arsehole sat inside your mansion where you watch anime so yes

>Getting baited by Jow Forums degenerates
its time to take a break from the internets user

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