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>What is a night-shift?
I am a useless member of society
2:30 am
6:00
Im so wizard i never sleep
6:30
i wake up at 9ish suck my dick
Wake up 4pm, work at 10pm, finish at 6am, bed by 9am
mark?
I mean yeah I'm pretty useless atm
>no 6:45 am master race selection
its like you plebs aren't even trying, got my morning routine down to a science
I do intermittent sleeping, I go 3 days without sleeping, then sleep for 18 hours from 8am to 2am the next day.
>useful member of society
>works night-shift
Pick one. (night-shift worker here btw)
6AM, because I train in the evening, otherwise I would have to wake up at 4.
This is what I did for the last 2 years. I liked it for quite a while because it was quiet, I got to keep to myself and listen to music/podcasts all night. But eventually the shitty hours got to me and I realized I was getting depressed as fuck. Now I'm back to sleeping midnight to 8am and I feel fucking amazing. Work is more hectic and I can't listen to headphones but it's still worth it.
>3 days without sleeping
This has to be a joke.
>Not getting lucid to maximize creative gains
Never gonna make it
100% serious, it works wonders
I can move small objects with my mind and I am beginning to be able to breath fire
>1am, and 3am and 5 am and 6:30am
>such is life with a 1 month old.
>vietnam fucking shits
>Fell for the children meme
Never gonna make it
Already made it before the kids, user.
Optimising sleep doesn't go away, while the need to get up several times per night does.
I wake up at 7am, but I'm back asleep by 10 am
6 am on the week days, 6 pm on the weekends.
>Tfw office job with good pay
>Supposed to be in at 9:30
>Wake up at 9:30
>Get to work at 10:30
>No one cares because I’m salary and I get the job done well
7am work until 3 make $75000 plus bonus at 23 in finance
suck my cock i'm better than every one of you
5am, cardio for 40 min. then back too bed until 8 or so
6am unless i've got a lot on at work in which case 5am
7.00 am
4:45 am every day
Usually between 9 and 10 AM.
whats up buddy
A job for useless members of society
Name of job?
second this
Bed at 8, wake up at 4, work out, breakfast, be productive, go to work. I can't go out with friends because of my sleep schedule but its all worth it for the productivity boost.
>he is bragging without at least a 6 digit salary
Usually at like 8:30am and get up around 9am. I have no trouble getting up earlier, I just don't need to. Most of the real work I need to do starts around 5.30pm. Getting up at 9am is early considering that.
I sure hope you never have an accident at night that requires the assistance of those degenerate paramedics, nurses, and doctors working the night shift in the ER.
this. lmao @ all these 9-5 faggots that think staring at spreadsheets in excel makes them actually useful.
4:30am. what now bitch.
This is surly a bad thread. Either that or the quality of this site as a whole is somehow worse then what it really should be, considering it's allowed to exist. You didn't even have the decency to add text to your bait. Is this like a fucking job to you or something? The fact that this post was THIS lazy goes to say something about the person that posted it. It's just a photo. No thread topic. Nothing to talk about except the weird image. You don't even enjoy baiting people anymore, do you, OP? It's become a job. It's become work. It's gotten to the point where you have to fill in your bait posting. What the fuck, anonymous.
based
Most of our evolution took place when humans where nomadic and had to walk for days on end until they finally found safe, fertile land to set up shop for a few days before expunging all resources and doing it all over again.
Just fucking lmao if you're still sleeping once a day because (((they))) told you to get 8 hours. Ever wonder why every other bloke and his dad are depressed nowadays? It's because REM stages get longer the longer we sleep as shown in pic. 8 hours sleep is like, what, 2.5 hours of REM but a 20 hour slumber is more than 13 hours resulting in much more efficient sleep allowing your brain to function properly.
Wow ha ha what a cute doggy! It's pumping out meat like that guy I saw on the side of the road in that ditch that kept pushing out meat after meat. Meat! Ha ha!
This. also, digits = checked.
>broscience
I have a small penis. It's unrelated to this thread, but it's true. I have very small genitalia. Small dong.
the best time to get up
So you have like.. A lenght lacking dude piston?
i work at a bank
check out my hours bra. ill trade hardly working over 100k. plus im 23 so lick my balls
6 during the week 9 at weekends.
4:30 but fall back into and out of sleep until 5 - 530
you're clearly not trading anything working in finance for under 100k/year
2:30 pm
Subpar spunk spelunker
I'm a NEET but I always wake up around 6 or 7. Explain that atheists
USELESS MEMBER OF SOCIETY. You're goddamn right son. Society ain't ever done nothing for me, why the fuck should I?
There's two type of night shift workers
>health care, public services like cops firefighters, utilities like power
>useless cunts like bartenders
time is an illusion, sleep isnt hehe
5:30
>Boomer posting
Uhh no honey, thats against the rules.
This would drive me fucking crazy. I start work in an office at 8:30 and I get up at 5:30 most days so I can do a quick bodyweight workout and go for a short jog. No way in hell I could do having only an hour to get ready and leave.
insufficient man bone?
>Cops
>useful members of society
Pick only one
How fat are you?
>Gee I love crime and laws not being enforced
>gee I love the taste of jackboot and all my money taken in a civil forfeiture
Glad to see this meme taking off
1, but simultaneously 4
based and redpilled, fuck da police. Man up and learn to defend yourself like in the old times. Those lazy bastards do nothing but eat and get paid for nothing.
t. Nigger
5am. I feel like a bloated fuck if I don't lift or do some cardio before heading out.
I wake up at 5:08 am on gym days and 6:52 am on non gym days
Based
- /make yourself a schizo/
fuck off
5 every day cause of the long drive to edjumacations...
get to sleep at like 11:30 if I'm lucky
literally why the fuck do they do this to us?
Who cares about being a useful member of society? I seek to be useful to myself and make society of service to me.
6:30 am...
But I set alarms that go off periodically from 5:30 am until I finally pull myself up at 6:30
4:30 am
I don't have a set sleeping schedule. I tend to stay up 18 to 30 hours and then sleep 9 to 14.
Admittedly not a useful member of society but an uni student that doesn't worry about skipping lectures for sleep