Story thread? story thread

Story thread? story thread

>be me, 13
>fat, manlet, 3/10, virgin with anime hair
>have a few yet trustworthy friends
>have a 6/10 gf that went to seventh grade while i was on eight that guess i liked at the time
>we both like anime, videogames and all of that virgin shit
>we also both liked my hair even tho it was like dirty af 24/7
>lifesgoodbutcouldbebetter.gif
>3 months go by
>she breaks up with me
>sad since didnt realize only fags are sad
>start lurking Jow Forums due to the london memes
>realize that a good physique is literally the most important thing in socializing
>start dieting and losing weight fast af since i am a strong willed person
>get a decent fade haircut
>go from fatty manlet to 1,76 lanklet in 3 months
>realize that i am a huge narcissist and i was putting a facade the entire time
>say fuck it and show my true colors to people i know
>drop all the weeb shit and vidya
>start hitting the gym at the same time and get big af after a couple of months
>get a shit ton of friends in no time that i met through parties since i am funny af when i'm drunk
>get invited to parties almost every weekend
>still sad tho
>befriend some fuckboys
>they teach me their ways, and soon enough i have a new gf
>get an even bigger ego
>realize im hot af
>dump her ass after 3 weeks of relationship just to prove myself i can get another hoe easily at any party
>easy enough, i get another one
>isthiseasymode.gif
>become known as a fuckboy
>hoes are just basically licking my feet and i have befriended almost the entire school
>even my ex's best friends
>at this point my ex became my anti-thesis, where i had succeded she had failed
>she was fat af, and got ugly af, a 4/10 at best
>the only thing she has was some of her friends
>have a great fucking idea
>"if i talk enough shit about her, at some point they'll start believing it"
>operation shit talk starts
cont?

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>cont?
No, there's nothing interesting in this story

i didnt even read part 1

Just fucking continue OP

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no don't continue, or even greentext anymore

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I'm pretty sure I've read this on here before

Kys dyel faggot

>he's dyel because he didn't like your shitty greentext story
YIKES

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did not read I just want you to know what you probably call anime hair is nothing like anime hair. You had a jew-fro OP Im picturing it down to the follicle now.

Ok, continuing.
>come up to her prettiest friend, and but prettiest I mean 6/10 on her best day
>what can I say, birds of a feather
>smooth talk my way to her
>start by telling true stuff like how my ex's sex grunts sounded very masculine for some reason
>she giggles
>Disgonbeeasy.gif
>I want to bring it up in conversation that she has a huge wart by her vagene
>come up with elaborate story that ends up with me telling her about hugh mongous tumor of a wart
>I tell her that back when I was with gf she was into real kinky shit
>she would bind me up with handcuffs and blindfold me, and for extra measure turn off the light
>(this is partially true btw)
>tell her this happened every night we did it
>6/10 friend starts giggling
>I continue with story
>tell her that eventually I find out the reason why
>friend is now laughing hysterically
>uncomfortablegiggling.gif
>friend finally calms down
>gives me the "you sad little boy" look
>"Tyrone" was fucking you in the dark"
>w-what??
>"Your neighbor Tyrone, he was the one porking your asshole every night"
>"That's why she had the lights off"
>she starts laughing again and walks away
>no wonder that dildo felt warm
>mfw

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