Tfw fell for the coffee Jew

>tfw fell for the coffee Jew

Feels good man

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Feels good man indeed my friend

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>fell for the coffee meme recently, too
>have to pee three times an hour whenever I drink it
How I stop this nonsense? Do I have to build up my coffee tolerance or something?

Ahhhhh that first sip on the morning

Feels good man

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Yes just keep drinking it and man up

Coffee is fine, nothing wrong with it. Don't like it myself, but I'm a tea fag so whatever. And I mean earl grey and redbush, not that herbal shit

medfag here.
peeing that oft is good for your kidney, so dont bother with it just pee pee.

>he needs coffee to wake up

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I stopped drinking it and started to go to sleep earlier. Much happier in life desu

Of course I do. How else am I suppose to function at 100 percent of my potential function.

I also get it at a discount in the staff canteen. That way schlomo gets a small part of my paycheck back

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too many f s and e s in cofe
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>have to poop after every cup
>shit out brown water after the 3rd cup or so
I probably should stop drinking coffee

i drink coffee and I dont even work rofl

enjoy your headaches.

>drink three strong cups of coffee a day
>still sleep soundly at night

livin the dream

i dont get headaches

What kind of coffee are people drinking to make this happen.

Extreme coffee extra laxative

>wake up
>feel like shit
>fuck this why do i have to wake up
>drink a nice black coffee
>suddenly feel fantastic and ready for anything
Truly the nectar of the gods.

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Such is the fate of nonwhites

Nice post user. A true coffee believer

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I've tried all sorts of different kinds and brands but it doesn't seem to matter
I'm about as white as it gets

The only time I wake up in the morning is when I'm waiting on a delivery but I do enjoy coffee

Seems like your addicted to caffeine my dude.

Sounds comfy man. Waiting on that delivery sipping a hot cup

>tfw I discovered vanilla flavoured non-dairy creamer
>tfw it turns every cup into a fucking milkshake

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> having regular bowel movements
> bad