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my roller blades arrived
im too anxious right now to go outside on them so im just skating around the house

Had a wank last night (prior to the roast dinner ready meal today with baby boils rather than roast potatos which I think is a bad choice) and it was nice but I came in prepared and had to use my underwear to devour all my cum from my skin (because I Cummed on my belly) but I showered after and got clean and sparkly

Its not a bank holiday u mong

some of you lads are proper not right in the head

be careful out there lads. you never know when a horrible accident might happen. make sure you always pay attention to your surrounds. don't let this be the last day you ever wake up

Just finished of some home made pain au chocolat
Would suggest picking up the bits for it when you're out lad.

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Second coffee now one before my roast dinner now one after

la chat est dans la piscine, au secour. Mon frere j'aime le penis

You been watching the old final destination lad
youtube.com/watch?v=0OoBTEyMK_c

i drive a barely legal car that will kill me if i crash it

Fais un effort au moins.

tfw you know you should eat but u dnt want to

>its another loose women episode about a porn star
It literaly is. Get this shit off the telly ffs.

youtube.com/watch?v=YJqzGA8sAak
How many loads of Lee jooce do you think Ziggeh pal took in his pal bum on his birthday?

which porn star is it about?

probably that stormy daniels

What porn star? Has Stacey Solomon turned to sucking cock to fix her teeth?

oh yeah didn't she throw a wobbler about big brother

Stormy daniels. Shagged trump apparently. That always seemed weird to me, he could shag anyone he wanted, why shag a dirty used up whore?

>the first man to have a baby, ten years on
this was in the telly this morning, its not a man having a baby ffs, its a woman having a beard

something like that, pay dispute or some shizzle

maybe its more to do with the fact that even for a dumb amount of money most attractive women dont want to fuck him

alors, ma mere j'aime BEAUCOUP le penis

JADORE LA BLACK COCK
JAJAJA
JE SUIS PENIS MUNCHER

frogs out NOW

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Is big brother scraping the barrel so badly that they need porn stars to act as celebrities?

they have always been scraping because anyone with even 1/10th of a brain wouldn't want to be seen dead on a show like that

If you fuck a famous person you become famous too

mmmm le noir baguette

Well. I starting watching an anime and it's particularly perverted and has a ten year old succubus in revealing clothing. Why are the Japanese so fucked up?

Any semitic man in?

did you know there are a group of japanese incels called kakuhido who are also communists

Hi all hows life

For me its kinda like
>>fuck its monday and you put me in fuckiug DAF for a bloody week

Hate DAF trucks this fucker struggles to 50mph and its fucking empty

Wish i was back in the merc

I had a Tata pickup truck that could just about hit 60 with a back wind

just had a good squeeze on my nose to try and get as much shite out as I can

Do you remember the first time?

i normally wait until I am in the shower and the steam as loosened everything up in there and then do some mega snot rockets. properly purges the system

high friends
can you post a angry apu

think he's talking about those scummy blackheads

First time I posted on Jow Forums it was too long ago to remember. Must have been on /s/.

only 31 days until autumn lads

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Been doing some proper watery shits this morning in fact I'm on the toilet rn lol

going to squeeze in a cheeky summer camp before autumn rolls around

I really want to try one of those black pastes that pull everything out.
I wonder if it would make them shrink or expand.

My skin is pretty bad but been a lot better since I started using Nivea cleansing wipes instead of cream and cleanser.

Eheey lads. Mummys gone until tomorrow . What shall i do

I miss being a NEET. Just want to get high and play Souls, simple as

Record them proper. Were it type 6 or 7

>tfw mincing about aimlessly like norman reedus

youtube.com/watch?v=bWOOV4Fjd00

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On the subject of spots any good way of removing the hard white ones on my dick? Tried cutting them out but they come back larger and scar.

Definitely a 7 lad, I think. It stinks like onion bhaji shits even though I haven't had any.

you lads that bang on about everyone here being kids are either ignorant or newfags. Every time we do one of them chart thingies it shows that most people are above their early 20s. Most kids that come here dont remain regulars anyway

Back on a 7.5 tonner today. Fuel card wasn't accepted either so had to fork out 60 bong.. hopefully it should be back in tomorrow

Yeah impossible to lie on an anonymous poll right?
Let's not forget you can't post here if you're under 18.

>filling in a form
>Mean to write 'volvo'
>End up writing 'vulva'

aggressive blades?
if ur gunna skate ramp i could give you some advice that will help you a lot

easy to correct though innit

If everyone lies on the polls, then there is literally no other way to decide if its mostly kids here. you cant say "meh, they talk about uni", because i could equally argue that they are larping or confirmation bias as it triggers you. besides, i see more people talking about work than uni tbqh. i agree that the kids usually ruin the board but i dont believe they are the majority

Barratt homes

ya they're aggressive
want to do ramp eventually but im still figuring out just how to do clean turns and slides desu

Check inventories

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strange how slow the board is compared to the weekends, i always forget how much of a difference it makes.

how many lads are in this thread?

YOU SEEM TO HAVE MISTYPED THE CAPTCHA HEHE HEHE

Wagie reporting in for duty after an early finish

how come you have finished so early?

pussy was too tight lad

>pussy was too tight lad

cheeky giggle

The biggest indicator that students AREN'T here in great numbers is the immaturity of this thread.

you are gunna need to learn to fall, its really important
i actually started filming some tutorials for beginners with some friends but they are long gone now lol
the worst thing you can do when bailing on blades is too lean too far back, on blades when you can whip backwards and crack your head on the copaign or the floor, which is obviously real bad - so you will need to learn when you on the edge of ur balance.
when you are on the edge of your balance you should try to learn to know when you are going to fall, because you will learn to prepare for the fall.
now imo, the most important thing to learn is to crumple, just like a cars crumple zone to absorb energy, you are going to need to crumple your legs.
by this i mean, imagine going to sit cross legged from standing in one motion, your knees will fold outwards along with your thighs, this might sound menial but it can save you some serious injury.
the second comment i would suggest would be derived from the breakfall in judo.
in judo when you fall you try to increase the surface area of the your body connecting with the ground, and you slap the ground with a flat arm, to increase the area and displace pressure, so you do not get all the pressure on one spot. im not saying you should *breakfall* exactly, but you should attempt to *NOT* land on one piece of your body.
a friend of mine lost an organ after landing on his fist, which pressed into his side, if he was more aware of where his fist was - he would not be fucked now.

it may seem like im overstating it, but learning to fall will become very important if you are skating vert.

No DM is a nonce posts? Let's change that, lads

This article is surprisingly long.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strap-on_dildo?wprov=sfla1

good lad, im looking forward to the autumn camping

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It's the boogeyman of britfeel. Normie students are too busy getting drunk and doing work to be on here all the time.

I don't get lonely. I'm fine by myself. Just in case you're worried about me. I'm fine by myself

It's not your fault user
It's not your fault
It's not your fault

Lads, just imagine this.

You've been going about your day, getting on with your life. Meanwhile, Lee Hoyland has been peeling back his foreskin and using his finger to rub away the accumulation of smegma below.

Fancy that eh? Isn't life wonderful?

yes well like I said I'm fine

These kind of posts are the life and soul of britfeel. keep it up x

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Is that the fabled long lost brother of Lee 'Lakaseh' Hoyland, Darren?

Gawjuss imagery. It's the only type of cheese are Lee can have.

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Slow day at work so I'm just having a little phone post lad

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Cast your mind back to 5:34pm on April 8th, 2005.

Can you remember what you were doing? Maybe you were watching tv, playing computer games, or eating a delicious home cooked meal.

Meanwhile, Lee Hoyland was experimenting with his young body. He took a small glob of his mum's Nivea hand lotion and put it on the end of his index finger. Then he inserted the greased digit into his anus. The sensation was odd, slightly uncomfortable, but not distinctly unpleasurable. He then withdrew his finger, looked at the brown stain on it, and said "Urgh".

He has never repeated it again.

Are you seriously trying to imply that students aren't immature lad

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Was probably awaiting the release midnight club 3 dub edition which was released a few days later and I remember playing a lot of it when it came out lad

only went and bought some v-bucks lads!

I've prepared an audio version of this post for the benefit of the blind.

vocaroo.com/i/s1GT1rbsBJvd

it just might be lad.

Imagine what lee would say if he seen all the posts about him on here.

thanks a much lad

by the way last night when I went to bed I had on a t shirt but no trousers or boxers. at the time I thought it was weird but it just felt right

i sleep naked tbqh