What is your class? Mine is the hungry skeleton.
Cons:
-Can't get weight
-Can't get muscles
-Always cold
-Every seat is hard and uncomfortable
-Getting mogged by women regularly
-Look like you have AIDS
Pros:
-Sometimes fat people say "I wish I had his metabolism"
>Slavic Berzerk
pros:
-Tall
-Look dangerous
-smell fear (big nose)
-get slavic girls
-cool language
cons:
-westerns fear
-often no entry in western clubs because accent
-look dangerous
I'd say I'm a Cuban Cum Puppy. Or a rogue
Bearmode now turing into wolfman, I think.
Neanderthal
Short but strong arms and legs, long and wide torso
6'2
Cold immunity
Hairy
Long thick blonde hair reaching my butt
Big but proportional head
Wide shoulders that look proportional to head
Good at grappling
Fitrician
Pros:
*Access to finest training facilities
*Gold allows for best food to be purchased
*Hired doorman reduces risk of steroid controlled delivery by 95%
*Clothing upgrades amplify mirin effect of fit body
*Hired staff increase available time for training
Cons:
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>gigga sand nigga
Strengths
>gain muscle real easy
>hit two pl8 bench in 3 months
>squat and clean form is flaw less
>born to rich parents
>can act like douche cuz it’s expected of me
>no one gets mad at me for yelling in the gym
Weaknesses
>started balding at 18
>body hair maxxed
>anger issues
>only 6’
>will get fat if I cheat for longer than a week
Builtfat Hermit
Cons:
Perpetually cutting
Avoids people
Obsessed with work
"Y-you too"
Pros
Quick gains
Sleep good
Saves money
unironical youngmode dadbod
about 80 kg, 180 cm, 29 but look 25ish, gut, solid build but more of a guy who doesnt lift regularly, drinks and wears snickers evererywhere.
I am also ready to be a dad for real.
Arcanist
pros
- can maintain this build with one gym visit per week
- at least I do something
- cardio is surprisingly good from years of doing something
- dont care about diet
- can weather milder diseases without loosing half my muscle
- some girls like the soft gut to sleep on
- belly is soft and comforting
cons
- fuck this gut man, I want to have my teen core that got girl wet in my locker room
- looks weird
- always have to suck it up
- most girls DO NOT love the gut and or are disgusted by it or weirded out since everything else is pretty much normal/fit looking
- my genes are central fat accumulation, I only get fat around my waist. I can have hollow cheeks and gut like a beerdrinker
- after 10 years of casual lifting I can do 5 pullups and 30 pushups
I wanna be fit but I dont feel like putting in the effort. Its all a joke.
>Aging Trebuchet
Pros:
-Was once a chad
-Finally just as strong now as when I was on gear when younger.
-Girls literally half my age mirin
Cons:
-Bald
-Realizing death comes for us all no matter how jacked we are
maybe for you virgin
death is my bitch
now reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight
fuck
Irish skinny faced fat boi
Pros
>face dosnt get fat compared to rest of body, so still look good when overweight
>can cover up fat well while carrying it well
>white
Cons
>still fat with the problems of being fat
>makes you too confident even when ur a fat fuck, causing less of an incline to lose weight
Based Iranian
Wish you didnt had that Ayatollah elected as president though
Manlet
5'6
Lose and Gain fat/water fast
Gain strength and muscle fast
Naturally quite built/s
Dig Bick
Bodyweight strong (+30 pullups)
Quite the epic win
Iran could be such a great place if it just dindn't have islam in it. Imagine a zoroastrian Iran...one can only dream
Tbf the islam in Iran is different from the one in Saudi Arabia and is far more tolerable
all the horrible violent shit in islam was borrowed from zoroastrianism tho, do you even read?
Quality/Monk build
Moderate STR through Texas method
Moderate DEX from 5k training
Primarily hand-to-hand from MMA
Korean
Lightest armor possible
Cons:
Too much of a jack of all trades
Not good enough at anything to impress grills with
(You) should reply to this post or you'll lose your gains. Get mogged homeboy
Mediterranean Otter:
Pros:
>good build and frame
Cons:
Too lazy to work out consistently so gains are slow as fuck
OP i can't get any bodyfat either... but i had no issue putting on 10kg of muscle. you need to step out of that mentality and start having big meals and hit the weights every 2 days.
Mode:
Aryan/Greek God
Pros:
Tall
Blue eyed
Zeus gains
Low bodyfat
Attractive face
Perfect eyesight
Cons:
erosion prone teeth
pectus
fucking
excavatum
Chad-gineer/alchemist
Pros:
-going to the gym 4 times a week makes me stronger and more physically appealing than 95% of my peers
-brown hair/green eye master race
-look 7 or more years younger than I actually am
-dat high IQ baybee
Cons:
-huge sperg
-still pretty chubby because I don't have as much time to dedicate to the gym as I'd like
-only sleep 4-6 hours a night
-soft chin
-3rd nipple
Eternal Bitchtits McHairyears mode.
Cons:
Still alive
Pros:
Will anhero soon
> Aarakocra Rogue
> Thief subclass, Hermit background, Neutral Good alignment
12 STR
15 DEX
15 CON
13 INT
9 WIS
12 CHA
God I wish I didn't carry face fat
>Mode:
Aryan/Greek God
>pectus
fucking
excavatum
Yeahhhh you're definitely looking like a Greek god
Nice
nurgling
Sentinel
Balding pretty boy
Pros:
>handsome face
>good beard
>ottermode
Cons:
>5’10
>impending doom of rapidly balding head
>unknown if you will evolve into handsome bald man
To be fair Hephaestus and Dionysus were both Greek gods. A cripple and a fat fuck.
pros:
-strong shoulders
-strong leggs
-nice looking hair
-sick tattos
- back devolps easily
cons:
-gain fat easily
-hard time gaining muscle
-alot of fat wil go directly to my neck
- wristlet
- no traps or delts
The Cyclist
Cons:
-Legs huge
-Look like a fuckin' centaur
-Arm muscles lagging hard
-Dick flappy
-Ass hurts
Pros:
-Legs huge
-Nice ass
Swimmer
>Cons
-never muscular
-weird long arms
>pros
-broad shoulders
-always lean no matter what I eat
-enough muscle to sorta appease normies
-handsome
Necromancer
Pros:
>cant die already dead inside
>can summon undead 5'11 pygmys
>sick looking
>wear skin and bones 24/7
Cons:
>cant get any gains
>literally looking sick
>always surrounded by 5'11 pygmy people
>spooky
Reserve soldier
pros:
>good legs
>running is good
>upper body is good on endurance and moderately buff due to sarcoplasmic hypertrophy
>army t-shirts make you look like a big buff bastard in the gym
>get mired by dyels
cons:
>actually shit lifts because endurance>strength
>only get mired by dyels
>when in service sleep and food are shit for aesthetics
>cool language
>one step away from shitskin gobbledook speak
Romance languages are the only ones that don't sound disgusting and insect like.
Just barely skinny-fat skeleton warrior.
Pros:
-strong bones
-strong upper body
-low maintenance
-good jaw
Cons:
-Look like a meth addic
-slightly under developed legs
-Can't eat much, leading to less gains.
-6'1 so constantly feel mogged.
dwarf
>pros
easy gains
no diet necesarry
clothes cost less
can hide in small places
>cons
5’3
i’m 5’3
Always cold is the worst hahaha
Hobbit
Pros:
>squats are easymode compared to lanklets
>put on muscle super easy
>grocery bill is cheap, even on a bulk
>don't need to duck through doorways
Cons:
>5'7"
>tfw no Amazonian gf
Roll
>5’3
>i’m 5’3
I'm so sorry.
Germanic dwarf:
Contra:
>low reach
>almost no fast twitch fibers
>can only eat verry little before gaining weight
>not good in absolute strength
Pro:
>godlike cardio
>slow twitch fibers alow for extensive use
>can gain muscle doing cardio on Auschwitz tier diet
>ridiculously high strength/weight ratio
>bones, tendons and joints are strong as fuck
>can disappear in crowds
>low ground pressue makes me immune to quicksand
>can keep weight at ~1500-1700 kcal
>strong immune system
>can withstand temperatures below freezing with minimal clothing
>can fit through a 30 cm (12") hole if nessesary
Skinny fat 3 quarter negro
Pros: Tall
Good skin
Look young
Look okay in clothes
Cons: Look shit without clothes
Legs look wack
Small af penis which white women do not expect nor like.
Manlet Dynamite
cons
>short (5'11")
>stubby arms
>autism
>fear of people
>voice of a 12 year old jap girl
pros
>I don't even need to try to drop people in sparring
>explosive as fuck
>my autism allows me to channel everything into a singular goal
>Paladin
Pros:
Absolute Chad
Absolute unit
Walks with the confidence of knowing god is literally your fuckin boi
Righteous strength
Always rescuing peasants and princesses from getting raped by demons and dragons
Cons:
Literal virgin
Doesn’t drink
Doesn’t gamble for have any fun vice
Secretly jealous of rouge troubadour brad who pulls beav and jumps out windows
Forgot one thing:
>high density
When I'm in water and I do nothing, I sink to the floor unless I fill my lungs completely.
Probably my high bone density combined with my low bodyfat is to blame for that.
But it is great for diving, since I can breathe in more air before buoyancy becomes an issue.
post pic for inspiration.
5'7" here.
Pros: small birds sometime offer to clean my teeth
>Skinnyfat Weakling
Pros:
>Good at vidya
>Can draw, write
>Know how to program too
>Good at cooking
>5'11 manlet king
Cons:
>Unable to dedicate to a workout routine
>Unable to dedicate to a diet
>Can't get motivated enough to even make a solid attempt past week one
>Hate myself every single fucking day because of it
>5’3
>i’m 5’3
Get jacked and cosplay as Wolverine (80s brown and yellow costume pls)
shiite islam is actually pretty low key, we just think of Iran as a shithole because its an (((threat to world peace))) meaning israel.
It’s just hard to go to as an American tourist, but it’s a lot nicer than most South American countries.
Norseman
Pros
>giant amongst men (6'5)
>easy to fast for days
>high drug tolerance
>long insertions
Cons
>muh winter layer year round
>pasty white
>receeding hairline since 13
>52f (11c) is a nice temperature, everyone bitches if it's less than 70f (21c)
Anglo geomancer lanklet
6"3
Dyle
Strong rock identification skills
Hairy legs and godly moustache potential.
Skeleton / Undead
Pros:
-Immune to negative effects of bulking.
-Permanent low bodyfat, always toned.
-Never need to cut.
-Stronger than most adventurers.
Cons:
-Immune to positive effects of bulking.
-Don't like eating, so always at risk to evolve into pure skeleton.
-Pale skin.
-Slower leveling up.
-Nothing compared to tryhard adventurers.
Pic related, is me.
6' Scottish bloat maxer
pro
-Natural strength good
-excellent cardio
-gain muscle easy
-enormous appetite
-great hair and beard
-temper
cons
-enormous appetite
-gain fat easily
-temper
Gimli mode
Pros:
>Easy to gain weight due to low TDEE
>Look big despite being 165
>Long-ish arms for height, deadlift is 545
>Stupidly short stubby legs mean I can just bounce my hamstrings off my calves at the bottom of my 3 inch ROM high bar squat, can squat 445 for 3
>Arms only 16-17 in. but look huge because of height
Cons:
5"2 barefoot, just over 5"3 in boots
Brother?