Oneitis Thread

nah
we've been friends for a long time. I started having feeling for her after she kissed me. I confessed to her, and she turned me down. We're just friends now, and that's okay

> 6/10 face
> she's fucking perfect

wtf user

i made this one in advance

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>180cm tall
>blue eyes
>thin (sticc but very cute)
>red-brown hair
>slav
>super cute accent when speaking english
>pale skin
>caring
>thoughtful
>keeps a promise
>loving
>funny
>happy (probably sad deep inside)
>actually enjoys my jokes (probably to make me feel less miserable about myself)
>a few freckles
>perfectly angled nose
Why did you have to start smoking?
other than that, she is perfectio

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Dreams are what keeps us moving forward user.
If we didn't have that small world in our minds, where everything works out perfectly, where we are loved, where we love, where our hopes are actually true. That little glance of what just might happen is what keeps us moving forward, even if the chances of that happening are inferior, we think about it anyway.
So keep moving user, keep dreaming user, it might just become something more.

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>5'3 i think not really good at estimating height
>brown eyes
>no glasses
>pretty pale
>skinny
>pretty flat
>shoulder-lenght-ish hair (maybe a bit longer than that)
>something like 10/10 to me because, well, i like her
0 chances with her tho. Fucked it all up. :D

>5'6'
>brunette, very long brown hair to her waist
>godly eyes
>small front teeth gap, but cute in a certain way
>B cup
>4 years younger than me
>average body measures, but used to be fatty and was bullied at school
>just got out from a 4 year realtionship with a coke junkie 10 years older than her
>that was an abusive relationship
>had to have 3 abortions (pills)
>low self-esteem
>regularly drinks and does hash
>smokes
>her mother had her at 16, mother was a prostitute, fatherless
>lives with her grandmother

I've been hanging out with her, she told me all this, not many people know.

I just wanna fix her.

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>5 ft 10
>muscular legs, flat chested, in very good shape
>slightly masculine but pretty face
>long, light brown hair
>soft butch gay

>around 5'8"-5'9"
>brown eyes
>glasses
>skinny yet curvy body
>brown hair that she recently dyed blonde
>cute face
having oneitis sucks, wish I wasn't so prone to developing it

good thread idea, let's hear some more descriptions :3

She will betray you if you make the mistake of hooking up.

Do you have pictures? Piqued my interest.

>5'4"
>black hair that goes to her shoulders
>qt bangs
>8/10 face
>skinny frame
>flat chest
>pale skin

I don't think I should

Id just like to start by saying that we barely even know each other, we've talked about 3 times but when we talk she's always smiling and seems to be happy but then goes back to a pretty straight face through the whole period
>Asian
>Semi-Flat
>Cute ass Filipino/Japanese face
>Doesn't really have male friends
>Solid 7/10
>Black hair in bangs

OP here, this is my Oneitis

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>5'6"
>Long red hair
>Big green eyes
>those freckles that go from cheek to cheek
>Petite

Looks sorta like pic related with green eyes instead of blue

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>5'8"
>palest brazilian
>brown buzzcut but its grown to stick up in every direction
>chocolate button eyes
>gap teeth
>health body
>always wears colorful clothes
>makes incredible unique beats and heavily edited YTPs just when he feels like it
>calm reassuring voice
>walking oxford english dictionary even though it's his second language
>yells and throws himself on the floor fairly often
>says "violent" defence-provoking statements that everyone knows he doesn't agree with but would believe them if it were anyone else saying them
>2 hour long conversations about fringe politics
>possibly clinically insane
>possibly the most heterosexual man alive
>shit

user, are you a guy or a girl?

well what do you think? < i hate this board, they wouldn't let me post this sentence and i tried many variants so i just gave up

>5'3
>Brown Eyes
>no glasses
>average, has a cute little tummy
>somewhere between b and c cup
>dark brown hair
>weird Hapa face that I desperately want to smooch
I hope she forgives me when she gets out of basic.

>Short
>Eurasian
>6/10 face
>Dark shoulder length hair
>Brown eyes
>Lazy eye
>Occasionally wears glasses
>B-cups
>Slightly crooked nose
>Dark moles on face
>Larger than average front teeth
>Somewhat extroverted

>5,6
>hazel eyes
>not dark but more dark than pale
>skinny
>medium chest
>beautiful smile
>long, flowing brown hair
I had my chance, I talked to her for a whole year and basically became her only support in her shit life, dated her for 1 month after orbiting her all that time and she left me for a woman

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Sounds like you're a cuck, user

Originally so, no doubt

shit sucks man, at least you had her for some time, cherish that man.

>Tfw known oneitis over a decade
>She's really touchy feely and cuddly and shit
>People tend to assume we're dating, friends egg me on to make a move
>I know for sure I have no chance, though

Would definitely fuck it up if I did, so I'm kind of glad there's no pressure in that direction

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If you guys are close friends, confessing to her might not make much of a strain on your friendship. It might get awkward for some time, but it's gonna be okay in the end.
If she values your friendship, she won't leave you, if not, then fuck her

this thread is making me depressed:
> 5'6
> japanese / korean
> not brain-dead
> cute
> cute high-pitched voice
> skinny
> flat chest
> likes to cuddle
> long dark hair
> into anime and vidya

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Because 10/10s look all the same, desu. There is no fuckin' original features in their faces, at least imho. They are just generic as shit in terms of look. Personalities are mostly awful too.

>dark brown shiny eyes
>round face
>slim body
>blond
>quite short hair
>rounded hips
>flat chest
>light skin
>average at best in my colleges' scale
>shorter than me at least 10cm (I'm 183)
>younger than me about 5 years (I'm 29)
>always positive and easy to make her giggle
>rather introverted
>pure; doesn't talk publicly about sex and avoids sex related metaphores
>modest
>smart
>not rude to anyone

I see her almost every day at work since fall of Semptember 2016. I remember seeing her in bus pretty regularly few years earlier. She lives about 5 km away from me. She seems to have not to high expectations from men. Sometimes I speak to her in job related topics, but it's always very robotic conversation from my side. And of course I have no fuckin' balls to chat with her freely, not to mention make any move towards her.
Och God, I hate myself more and more because there is no way to not see her, at least for now. I tried to think about her in negative way, but there is literally no reason to do it.
>Shit
Sorry for rant-like post

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I've got it so fucking bad. :(

>Tall, like 6'4.
>Blonde, blue eyes. Balding a bit.
>Bit of a dadbod and I love it.
>Kinda autistic but in a cute way where he's socially very sweet but just obsessed with guns and records.
>Eyes a little too far apart
>Total Jow Forums tard and it's hilarious.

Pretty sure he doesn't want a relationship and is just kinda stringing me along but I'm an idiot and fall for these types so just kill me now.

man, those kind of guys are probably easy to get with, if you're relatively good looking
godspeed, Femanon

>5'5'
>hazel eyes
>long light brown straight hair
>pale white skin
>has decent boobs
>isn't thick, has a normal white person body
>glasses when tired
>studies a lot
>does her best
>neve lets her panties show through her jeans
>composed
>never talks loudly
>never hangs out with boys
>never fucks a guy
>is a virgin
>has dead eyes
>skin is cold to the touch
>hates me

user, if I dare ask, why exactly does she hate you?

I know, trying to find another like him and break out of the oneitis cycle but it's hard because I'm super shy. I get male attention from other types of guys, even guys who are more traditionally attractive... but all I want is him :(

Brown Blonde hair a bit shorter than me but not too much maybe 5cm? Not fat but not too skinny, boobs C cup ass idc too much skin color idc a pointy face and brown eyes or green ones. Different culture than me that would make it interesting. Same struggles in life. Likes to game but not as much as me that would be worrying. Weeb. Cuddly. Thats my dream women

tell him what you feel about him, femanon. I know it's hard when you're shy. I used alcohol yo ask my crush out and that helped

Because I used to be like her, and she looked up to me as her rival
But time passed and I gave up on doing my best and studying hard like her
I became a loud and obnoxious person.

wow this is an exact description of me except I'm an inch taller

>5'2"
>dark brown eyes
>pale white skin
>possibly part asian but it's hard to be sure
>skinny (despite the fact that I usually go for chubby chicks)
>normal sized boobs but wears a binder because of "dysphoria"
>short boyish haircut (sometimes dyed blonde)
>10/10 beautiful face
>deep/spiritual personality (isn't a shallow whore)
>depressed
>art student
>hardly ever goes outside anymore
>already in a long-term relationship with a hentai-addicted toy collector
She's strange but that's what I like about her. Pic mostly unrelated.

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Welp, idk if it's you I'm talking about but anyways
I'm sorry

This woman is all i could ask for. Jewish chicks really hit the spot for me.

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I kinda did already. Told him I liked him and I'd like to keep hanging out. He said he liked me too but was bad at relationships, asked to hang out in a few weeks when he gets back into town but has been kinda slow fading since then.

That's her, you personally know that girl?

I don't hate anyone so if it is me, you have nothing to worry about

Oh, sorry to hear that. Hopefully, you'll find someone else later on in your life

>5'3
>chinese chick
>blonde hair
>small frame
>6.5/10
>rode motorbikes
>super quirky
>pixie dream girl

i met her at some music thing like a year back and i've never went further than putting my hand over her shoulder. went for drinks with some nerd and failed. still think about her even with no contact for a year.

PS I am a NEET

Not necessarily a oneitis, but my first and biggest crush, my stepcousin:
>slightly shorter than me
>aryan good looks (pale skin, light blonde hair, blue eyes)
>somewhat chubby
>nice handful sized boobies
>athletic bubble butt
>always wears hair in a ponytail
>adorable qt face
>attractive in an approachable way
>very kind personality
>shy around new people but opens up quickly
>casually enjoys nerdy things
Known this girl for over 10 years since her mom married into our family. Had my sexual awakening to her. While technically it would be legal since we're not blood related but I've been familyzoned since middle school so it ain't ever gonna happen. She's the ideal waifu template if I were to ever get married though, both in personality and appearance.

>like 5'1-5'2
>white girl
>thin but has a decent pair of breasts
>thicc ass
>brown hair
>somewhat dominant but super cute at the same time
>has the most beautiful laughter I've ever heard

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>5'7
>the softest black hair
>thin
>incredibly nice and thoughtful
>obsessed with retro video games
>has amazing toy collection
>over ten years older than me but looks very young
>khv
>shy, softspoken
>incredible writer
>great taste in chinese cartoons
>loves animals, especially doggos
I love him so much, more than anything. I am thinking of him all the time.

ever made a move with him?
BTW, are you a straight Femanon or a gay user?

>green skin
>pale hair
>blue shirt
>sexy pose
Help me

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green skin?
wtf?
post picture user

Yes, I am trying a lot, but I don't want to make him uncomfortable. I am a straight biological female.

She's the most one of a kind ((not really)) girl evar
>5'5
>white
>the most beautiful light blue eyes
>skinny
>bout same as OP's maybe a bit bigger
>short hair punk/alternative
>one of those tomboy faces with just enough girl features you make you UNF
BUT IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER BECAUSE I'M A STUPID PATHETIC FUCKING AUTIST AND SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME ANYWAYS

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It's OPs pic

>being this low-IQ
Have you ever thought about an heroing?

It's me laddeh.

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I don't have a crush atm but I asked this dude out and he said no
>Male
>Kinda scrawny
>My age
>Ginger
>Glasses
>Brown eyes
>about 5'6
>7/10
>Huge dork

>~1,80m
>green eyes
>glasses
>skinny
>flat chest
>long light blond hair
>cute 5/10 face (but country is populated by mutt monsters, so that paired with the rare hair color and porcelain skin sets her very high)
She's an incredibly high level student, avid reader, doesn't dress like a whore and has the kindest personality.

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>5'6"
>medium brown hair just past shoulder length
>glasses
>hazel/brown eyes
>petite
>small breasts
>polish features
>pale skin
had my first kiss with her last night

>5'7"
>Blonde
>Pale white
>Skinny and kinda flat
>7/10 face
>Very educated

I don't think she's a good person. She's manipulative, selfish, and passive-aggressive, and she's caused me a lot of internal torment. But she's so fucking perfect looking, interested in so many of the same things that I am, and was very sweet before she found out how I felt about her. I've already fucked it all up with her, of course. There's virtually no chance I'll ever be with her. If she honestly wanted me, she would've chosen me over her current boyfriend. Fuck it. I don't want a whore anyway.

I'm going to my oneitis' apartment today

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Make sure to leave no fingerprints.

Almost the same as yours
>5'10" maybe 5'11"
>haven't had a good look at her eyes but probably green or blue
>no glasses
>very skinny and flat chested
>longer hair that she puts in a ponytail
>strictly speaking more average looking but no real flaws either which puts her at like an 8 to me
>usually comes in the gym towards the end of my workout and does non-meme exercises with very light weight but good form
>looks like a slavette
Pls b a fembot

Holy shit this sounds an awful lot like me.....
Youre not a senior, are you?

But you do have something to worry about
If you are who I'm thinking this answer was expected.
You're an apathetic person and I'd do anything to wipe that blank expression off your face.It annoys me so much that even though I like you I can't bring myself to look at you without wondering what would happen if I tore your clothes and did you apart

What kind of face would you make then?

Think i'm starting to fall for a girl who recently started at work
>5'7 (im bad at guessing heights)
>black hair
>blue eyes
>pale skin
>skinny
>kinda quiet and softspoken
>loves punk and metal

I seem to get on well with her and find it really easy to talk to her. Here's fuckin hoping robots.

Former oneitis.
>5'5
>green eyes
>glasses
>skinny
>flat
>medium black hair
>cute 6/10 face
Do we have the same oneitis, lad? You can have her, if so. I ghosted that piece of shit ages ago.

She was a year younger than me. Her face was qt 3.14 (like a 9/10 for me) and her body was very curvy. Unironicly thiccc. She was pretty tall too at like 6 foot. She wore glasses. She had a very slight dirty blond hair, and perfect bangs with semi long hair. She was pretty pale. She had hazel eyes and was an introvert. She was special ed. She didn't dress very well: She always wore baggy sweatshirts, although I found that as a pro. She wore jeans that were pretty tight, and damn you should see her walk down a hallway. I'm not going to post a pic for obvious reason, but she straight up looked liked Mei from overwatch and Velma. I'm pretty sure she had a crush on me too, but never acted on it because I'm a sperg. I can give more details if anyone's interested...

>5foot 2inch
>curly black hair
>hapa
>brown eyes
>small, puckered lips
>prominent cheeks

That is pretty much it. Do I get anything?

>around 5.6 feet idk
>long, dark hair
>she has brownish skin (I'm pretty sure she's Latina)
>8.5/10 face
>always wears revealing clothes like leggings and booty shorts and shirts that show her belly button
>very nice attitude

I asked her out and she already has a chad bf. :/

fucking bitch

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Sleepy.
Thats it.
Pls be nice to me

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>pale skin
>wavy black hair
>blue/green eyes
>freckles
>5'6
>medium well shaped boobs
She doesn't even know I exist.

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>4'11 I think
>a year younger than me
>occasionally has to wear glasses
>pure black eyes
>skinny and fit at the same time (she does taekwondo)
>B cup but because she's so short it seems quite big for her
>short, black hair
>good artist
>likes anime and manga
>a 10/10 face (she's fair and hella cute)

I kinda tried confessing to her last year but I didn't go through with it. Now we barely conversate since I restarted my instagram account.

Should I give it another go? I know her current ig account but I just think it'd be creepy if I followed her.

>5'4"
>Bright blue eyes
>Shoulder length dark brown hair
>Pale
>Somewhere between thicc and thinn
>B-cups
>8/10 cuteness
>Supermanipulative
>Cucked me after 6months of dating

Get out of my head. I hate you, it's been 8 years.

Bumpslumps original

i know exactly who that is, its unmistakeable, we dated for 5 months but my suicidal tendencies fucked it up. i don't think i have the capacity to ever love anyone else, it's kinda pathetic but i still can only see him with me for the rest of my life. and yeah he is the least gay thing on earth im sorry robro. and his initials are vb right?

highly audacious bump

>5'6"
>Brown eyes
>athletic
>wavy shoulder length blonde hair
>beautiful chest and ass
>sweet as chocolate

fuckin hurts I didn't take the chance when I had it.

> 5'10
> Green eyes
> Red hair. Long red hair.
> Freckles. just everywhere.
> b cup
> Phat ass
> Beautiful voice

She cheated on me and left me. Now every time I see a redhead in porn I lose my erection. She's coming to my college this summer. I'm not ready to see her again.

I understand your pain brother

Made this on her

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>5'11
>brown eyes
>glasses sometimes
>thick but not super thick
>medium chest
>brown hair that goes down to the small of her back
>8/10 face
I made the mistake of ruining the illusion of ever dating her by getting blackout drunk one night and confessing to her. Woke up to a message that said "aww user thats so sweet but I don't like you like that"
A week later she started dating a chad soccer player

I feel ya. On my turboautism beta days, i spent 5 years chasing a Oneitis, and then confessed to her.
She said to me that she was a lesbian, so i kinda sadly accepted it and moved on.
Two weeks later she asked for help to get with some hot guy that we both knew.
>Never once speaked to her again to this day. didnt even respond for her asking the favor.

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hey, it's me. hi who are you

Oh god, that's hot.
>TFW no GF who wants to be abused
FUCK WHY EVEN LIVE

Unless she's strictly against it, you can probably coax that abusive side out of her. Course it might not be to the degree of which you want though

I don't want to have to work for it. The honest truth to it is that girls like that have been abused before, most likely as children, and it has become part of them. As horrible as that is, a girl who's a masochist when you meet her is my fetish. Corruption is hot and all, but I'd feel like a shitty person for doing anything like that.

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>5'3"
>seazn
>biggest heart
>successful, actually smart
>cute & incredibly hot at the same time

said she loved me back but it might be pity talking. I can't tell her how I actually feel because it would be hurtful after all these years. I'm stuck.