Describe your ideal boyfriend?

Thanks user, reading this made me feel happy!

no thanks.
only because i wouldn't date someone who goes around asking user posts to date them. that's more or less saying you're fine with anyone.
why even bother if it's not someone special?

I'm not saying that because you're female I'm saying that because the look thing basically describes me perfectly, glasses, your height, skinny, fluffy Midoriya like hair. Literally everything you said.
Also I don't "go around" I literally just stumbled onto this and thought you described me perfectly and felt happy that some girls like guys like that.

I don't really understand, but you're welcome
maybe, but I you still know next to nothing about me still, other than the fact that i'm bored and have hijacked this thread.
value yourself more, you're definitely more wanted than you think

Is a joke man, no one's actually gonna ask someone that on this site and except it to work out. Unless autism ofc

different user, but i have heard of cases where robots do get actual relationships here, of course not by being
>please be my gf

I've had people unironically try it before, and they have indeed tried the
>pls b gf

you never know, with r9k

I'm sure those relationships last long. Anyway that's not what I meant.

>slightly neurotic
>low body fat mass, some abs but not very visible
>lanky, thin but slightly wide frame
>long, wide neck
>long, smooth, well-conditioned straightish hair held back by a headband, preferably dark blonde/very light brown
>soft but very audible voice
>very endearing smile which forms dimples and thins the lips, no teeth revealed
>clean shaven
>melancholic eyes, color does'nt matter
>good at cooking and often smells like garlic
>wears laid back clothes, shirts with lots of open buttons
>maybe vaguely into new age stuff if only for the perceived 'aesthetic' of it
>can surf, swim, bath with me

I'm a straight male by the way. I just want a boy friend (not boyfriend) like this, ideal friend desu

I really don't see how jumping head first into a relationship would work out. You might think you're compatible on the 1st glace, but then you see other features that are, well, unattractive.
>had crush on girl
>could get along nicely
>common interests
>post some edgy memes
>turns into shitflinging sjw

>is a weeb
>is interested in history
>likes to read
>likes videogames
>likes to eat/isn't very picky about food
>5'10 at least
>is honest to me
>not too political and not too religious
>doesn't have dogs
>likes cuddles a lot
>not obese
>spends a lot of time with me
>doesn't like going out too much
>doesn't have bpd
>understands my autistic and other weird stuff a bit at least
>has a somewhat good taste in things

>tall
>white/ghostly pale
>blue or light green eyes
>skinny/lanky
>naturally blonde hair is pretty nice but not a requirement
>not super muscly or extraordinarily strong, but stronger arms than me would be cool
>reliable, trustworthy, perfectly honest, keeps his word
>easy going, rare to see him angry
>dresses in memecore or neutral colors
>likes light hearted banter and shitposting, rarely if ever gets offended by things
>emotionally supportive, helpful, doesn't mind doing simple favors
>good natured and not malicious
>strong british accents are extremely attractive and charming, but not a requirement
>intelligent and analytical, thinks deeply about things
>ability to overcome issues
>very indifferent/apathetic, not a happy person but not emotionally unstable either
>doesn't just spout normalfag mantras
>not overly political whatsoever, but still has opinions on things
>not a whiteknight or male feminist or other bullshit like that
>silly/loud/cute laugh (this one is just a personal preference)
>not sexually submissive or cripplingly shy

Why the dog requirement?

knows to pull down pants when on toilet.

dogs scare me a ton. if I'm in a room with a dog I'm anxious all the time.

Soft hair, milky skin, tall and cute faced. Has a little nose that I love to poke.
He smells like wildflowers and fresh grass. Hes always warm and likes hugs.
Timid and blushes easily, my qt has only eyes for me.
I love you so much, why didnt you gave me a chance? Why I'm never enough?

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How did that happen, did one bit you when you were young?

I'm asking because, as a robot, my only true companion through life have been my dogs. I would fit your description if it wasn't for that.

>How did that happen, did one bit you when you were young?
something like that. there was this golden retriever who always attacked me when I was in elementary school and the owner was weird and never used leashes. since then I just get terrified by dogs or at least really anxious and have no idea how to deal with them I just avoid them.

You take baths with your mates?

I don't want much, just someone femmy who is faithful and likes to cuddle. I guess the faithful part is asking for a lot tho

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Holy fuck it's scary how much this guy looks like me only different thing is glasses

>tfw you find your doppelganger

Tfw my hair is better

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Me but with a bigger penis

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Ideal BF would be a 10/10 Chad like my friend Jerry. Look how smug he is! He would also have to eat as much Doritos as Jerry, which is no easy task. God, Jerry is sooo cooooool!

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Pls be my bf
Originallyiy

Ok, hi gf how's your day

Bad, I hate uni.
Will you give me your contact? It would make my day

I'm sorry but I really don't want to do that here too insecure, we can chat here for a bit tho I have literally nothing else to do.
What are you studying?

You better not be female. I'm getting my hopes up for a qt bf.

Engineering, I'm okay with the math / physics stuff but I suck at presentations, subjects that you have to talk to people.
What about you? Your name?

Danilo ( not Daniel, Serbian name ), I'm studying criminology to become an investigator and it's been going pretty well I'd say. Everything expect the social part lol. I legit stay inside and play games, play guitar or watch anime for the whole day because I don't like hanging out with people I call friends. What's your name?

Plz live in EU.

>blue eyes and lighter hair
>taller than me (5'6")
>skelly or fit
>has an english or scottish accent
>sassy and has a good sense of humor
>dresses nicely (chinos, oxford shirts, polos, etc.)
>shy but still socially competent
>dom in bed
>will be my best friend
>chill, doesn't anger easily
>willing to play dumb vidya like animal crossing and mario kart with me
>politically center-left
>not homophobic/sexist/racist
>not severely mentally ill
>likes cats
>goes to same uni as me

Victoria, That sounds really interesting. I'm pretty much the same, except for the playing guitar thing. Not a people person and when I try I get hurt. I guess I'll have to learn some day

I'm in germany. where are you?

Damn, Finland here, I guess it wont work if you want to spend time together.

Love the name no joke.
I can't say I don't have friends myself but it's just formal. I'd never ever talk to them about my feelings and stuff out of fear of betrayal. I'm honestly fucked up and I think every single person I know is talking behind my back and is against me. How's your love life?

don't you think you could come over?

>I think every single person I know is talking behind my back and is against me
Pretty possible in this time and age.
> love life, implying
The boy in the pic was my first crush. Sadly he discovered I liked him and completely cut contact. Happened 2 days ago, still sad. That's all. Kvh reporting in.

What about you?

Not the easiest thing to accomplish with student budget. I don't think that it's impossible but don't know if it would work out in the long run.

Don't worry gf you'll find someone better for sure, it's better that he cut you then than to play with you and screw you over at the end.
Don't have one, literally never had a girlfriend, I'm basically an extra in a show I'm just there and I'm doing nothing. Been trying to keep my "style" for the past 10 years at this point ( longer curly hair and all ) but to no success. Feel like it's not as pretty and attractive as I think.
At this point I'm slowly giving up on ever trying to get a gf ( besides you ofc ) because I will NEVER get clues and will always just wait for the girl to make the first move.
What kind music do you listen to?

How old are you? I'm 20.
It's really difficult that a female will initiate contact, my mum told me that no boy likes a desperate girl.
Eh... embarrassing but I like jazz, opera and death metal. You?

>tfw fit most of the descriptions here but too shy to ever ask someone out or make a move

20 as well
Oh trust me I would LOVE for it to happen. There's no way for me to ask someone out too socially retarded and I overthink everything.
It's not embarrassing at all you should never hide the things you like that way you're just creating a fake persona and it's bad, trust me that's what I'm doing irl, I like punk ( but hate hardcore punk ), classic rock and metal ( any kind )

>trust me that's what I'm doing irl
Kek that seriously made me laugh
What do you have to hide in rl? Left wing or right wing?

Serbia can't be explained by left / right wing so I don't know. It's really shitty here.
I hide most things and pretend I'm someone I'm not to fit in the crowd. 99% of Serbia's male population are Chads no joke ( rap music, jocks, shitty hairstyles, getting drunk and everything else ) and females usually go for those guys because it's the big majority. I would be lynched if I ever say that I like anime, it's all just cartoons for them. Some girls like Anime but it's usually the romance echi male harems or YAOI.
What about you left or right?

I'm more right, tbqh. Wew try to explain then.
>rap music, jocks, shitty hairstyles, getting drunk and everything else
Like the rest of the world, I guess. Well at least you don't have muslims there right?

No muslims, we removing kebab here. Most of Serbia is really really racist and all around redneck, I'm not though.
Basically the same retards have been ruling Serbia for 20 years and bending rules, one bites the dust 2 take his place. Last year our prime minister became a president which shouldn't be allowed because he's the prime minister but why would he give a shit, the last president was hit puppet as well. I don't like talking about it.
What kind of games do you like and anime do you like? What are your favorites?

In games I like strategy, stuff like Victoria 2 (lol) eu4. Anime... anything with a good story I guess. I can't stand comedy and romance tho. Favourite? Hmm hunterxhunter

>right wing death metal gf

im stealing you from that guy

I like strategies as well, cool. All though I like basically every genre of games.
Anime, same, can't STAND comedy and romance. Only comedy I like is Welcome To The NHK because it's really relatable and depressing. My favorites are Death Note, Kaiji and NHK.

NO SHE'S MINE
Back of of my GF we are happy together for about 2 hours now.

Why leave it in 2 hours tho, just giv me your contact. Discord Skype whatever

fateswarning
#2728

That ain't me sorry I'm paranoid and insecure, you're really really nice to talk to.

Excuse me stop pretending to be me

I'm getting NTR'd. Why do this to me I found the love of my love

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step aside wite boi

Cmon what's the worst that could happen? Nobody wants a guys contact
(That's why I don't put mine)

It's not me
this is mer9k is trolling me

That's exactly why you should post yours, guys are way less likely to get flooded with contact requests

I'm really sorry I just can't I don't think this is the place for that and I don't want to be fucked over by someone who sees it. I know what Jow Forums can do.

Yeah dude why would I randomly post my info if I said I don't want to before that? You're not that bright. She's smart and won't fall for it.

>being this beta you're scared of online bullies

give metal gf

Jeez amateurs
Anyways you can always create a fake account in something and then delete it.

>trying to act like an Alpha on r9k

We're all betas here my dude

I like Jow Forums because of anonymity, I won't do that.

But I want to keep talking to you... Well understandable if you don't want to

Thank you for understanding.
It's not because of you you're honestly the perfect girlfriend ( I'll never have ). This is the only female interaction I have had in 5 days no joke.
You're very nice to talk to I'm sure you will find a good boy who will take care of you after we part ways and I become your ex.

>6'3
>fat but been exercising on a calorie deficit for three weeks planning on continuing for another two months
>make 40k a year as a truck driver
>5/10 face
>probably on the spectrum
>emotionally unstable

>all these skinny/lanky/average body preferences
Getting Jow Forums was a fucking mistake

cute and no body hair, otherwise its TOO gay

Agh if I had a penny for every time a boy said that to me I would be fucking rich.
Well anyways goodbye Dani, Godspeed

Goodbye my love ( Vic seems cute ) hope we meet again when I stop being an insecure paranoid bitch.

Mission failed guys guess I'll die alone
>has a name I like
>glasses

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KISS ALREADY

>Same height as me or taller
>Decent build, doesn't have to be Jow Forums levels just enough to know he at least cares about his health.
>Doesn't smoke
>Doesn't drink or only socially
>Cares about me and wants to spend his time with me
>Doesn't compare me to other women

>I will never have this

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There's probably tons of people in this thread too that fit these. Just post your location etc and you'll get a million replies.

fucking christ when did this board become so fucking normie again?

>builtfat or hungry skelly
>brown
>undercut
>eyebags

That's it

>not overly into politics
>nice, fluffy hair, the softer the better
>weeb
>is really into his hobby, knows a lot about it. I don't care what it is as long as it isn't fps game/football
>loves me and wants to get married and have a kid in the future
>not morbidly obese, any other body type is ok
Some unachievable expectations
>doesn't watch a lot of porn, obsessing over porn stars is a bit gross
>reads as much as I do
>cries a lot
>clingy
>mostly into very passionate vanilla
>uses moisturiser
>doesn't fap to traps

>undercut
What's actually appealing about this? I genuinely don't get it. People with it look like Roosters.

I don't know, honestly
Fades look good too, but normal haircuts make guys look like children

Only place I feel comfortable posting my location is on this tiny discord server because im socially inadequate.
Not sure, I guess I'm a normie by r9k standards, I'm a social outcast by normie standards though.

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>getting fit for women

nice job bud now you are punished by god.

>dark hair
>at least slightly fit, though I'd settle for skinny
>only wears glasses because he needs glasses to see
>is white or Mexican/Hispanic or Asian
>no tattoos
>Preferably uncut...
>actually wants to hang out with me, even though I'll be at home 99% of the time
>can accept that hanging out means being in the same room at the same time doing our own things
>likes a few of the same TV shows and movies that I like
>is cool with me staying home and keeping the house clean if he has a job
>likes to play vidya
>lets me scratch his back sometimes while we talk
>eats dinner with me every night
>is somewhere close to my age 28

Cries a lot is not Unachievable on Jow Forums

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traps are the only attractive kind of males tho soooooooooooooooooo

But traps aren't males lmao

>Only place I feel comfortable posting my location is on this tiny discord server because im socially inadequate.
So you are only advertising for your server, okay.