Get on his level brahs
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Does he talk about all the hgh and test he takes?
What a bad ass baller.
He's also delusional.
why is it that nearly every celeb is shockingly retarded? american education?
I think it's because they are used to being coddled.
>prayer
what a retard
This is what I tell kids when they ask me how I got big arms.
The truth is I just do some chinups and pushups a few times a week lmao.
Normies fall for this shit constantly, they have no idea how fit people actually need to train to look good.
Because it's their job to appeal to the lowest common denominator.
> they have no idea how fit people actually need to tren to look good.
ftfy
>I got big arms
>I just do some chinups and pushups a few times a week
Like with one arm? Or by "some" do you mean "some ridiculously high volume sets"? Or does big just not mean anything here?
It means taking gear you fucking dickface, you actually think Wahlberg wakes up at 2:30 am to work out when he's a millionaire? No, he just roids up after waking up at 2 pm with a hangover from his constant party life.
>you actually think Wahlberg wakes up at 2:30 am to work out when he's a millionaire?
I fucking would. You don't realize that he doesn't have a 9-5 grind and doing shit at odd hours can be enjoyable for him.
>No, he just roids up after waking up at 2 pm with a hangover from his constant party life.
I saw a guy try that and he got negative results. Roids aren't fucking magic, you still gotta do the work. They're performance enhancemers, not performance materializers.
I first saw this like a year ago, why are are they trying to meme it now?
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>waking up at 2:30am
hahahaha what a tool
you make more gains roiding sitting on your ass watching tv than natty lifting you fucking idiot lmfao roids are the closest thing to magic when it comes to lifting.
>30 min prayer
He has Jesus almighty on his side.
My fucking sides! Keep coping, my man. You know shit about roids, training and celebrities.
>I saw a guy try that and he got negative results
The study trying it showed better results
he roided for that physique. no celebrity goes the natural route.
just blast and sit on your ass for a few months. 30+ lean muscle mass
Try it then.
Someone studied the effects of taking roids without excercising?
the struggle is part of what makes lifting worth it for me, I dont do it for the end result, its personal development and I'd rather keep my full head of hair and normal levels of T without relying on drugs
that being said lifting is E Z M O D E with roids compared to without roids, there's a reason almost nobody ever quits roiding, if lifting is your life there's really no other way.
That's just fucking stupid, you can do all of that shit by waking up at 5 or even 6
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im having trouble finding it but a study showed you literally make more gains not lifting doing roids than a dedicated natural lifting and managing his macros like an autist.
roids have their drawbacks but when it comes to just the lifting aspect they are 100% undeniably the easy route to take, you get stronger faster, recover faster, and make the right gains even if you eat like shit.
What the fuck are you talking about, his physique is not even amazing by natty standards and he has literally been working out since the funky bunch
Mark Wahlberg knows more about working out hard than you ever will
Im sure he does push himself and despite being on gear he's still clearly working out very hard. That said this "how early can i wake up and boast" trend is pathetic. Now every surfboard instathot posts about being in the gym at - 67am with the hour substituting any actual effort.
If you are awake the same hours then whenever they are is irrelevant. Half 2 is just obnoxious and can't work with anyone else's schedule.
He is just like one of those instagram/snapchat retards that post fluff and people think it´s hard.
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Only a matter of time before he will be #íng his own protein supp and people will fall for that shit too.
>im having trouble finding it
No way..
Dedication
Dude has it and you can't fucking deny it.
you mean money and free time, yeah he has it
MANLET. MANLET MANLET MANLET MANLET MANLET.
but does he have free pussy ?
>beta bitch excuses
No wonder you look like shit and have no woman nor success.
Really don't know why he struggled to find it. It took me 2 picoseconds.
Supraphysiological levels of testosterone, HGH and clomid, you can't deny he has it.
*summons white males*
Supraphysiological levels of captured vietnamese souls. Estus flasks as a pre.
t. Fucking fat fedora fag prayerlet can't even finish one "Our Father".
>people who would be stoned to death by their sky fairy choose not to believe in that shit
wow u don't say
>disease-spreading parasites choose not to believe in higher morality
remind me why your religion is the one true religion TM and you arn't going to Egyptian hell
>neighborhood DEAD silent, whole family is deep in REM sleep
>2:45 am sudden loud ass praying from some guy on a balcony with a bible in his hand
>wake up pissed as hell, scream out the window to shut the fuck up
>FUCK OFF COCKSUCKAH I'M WORSHIPPING MY LORD AND SAVIAH
>keeps praying even louder
>quiets down for a bit and I manage to get some more sleep
>suddenly wake up once again to the sound of weights being thrown around and animal like grunting and screaming
>WHO'S THE FOCKIN MOVIE STAH? YOU AH YA HUGE BASTAHD
>goes on for over an hour until it finally quiets down again
>suddenly fucking rapid fire golf balls breaking my windows
>HOLE IN ONE
>poke my head out to yell at him again, get slammed right in the nose and pass out
>wake up again to the loudest sound I have ever heard
>like 1000 florescent lights humming and popping all at once
>FAHCK THAT'S COLD
>walk outside to see fucking mark whalberg strapped into this gigantic fucking star wars robot cylinder
>mfw I'm late for work
>Can't make trademark symbol properly.
>Can't spell "aren't"
>"There are different views so no one can be right" argument
You'll stop being mad at your parents one day, Sport.
my parents are also atheist and I thank them for not wasting my life in a church shouting at the sky
you will grow out of your fairy tails eventually though, did I tell you santa isn't real as well yet
They apparently hated grammar, too.
t. butt blasted sky shouter
>lol i troll uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!
How old are you? Honest question.
>lol i point out minor grammar/spelling "mistakes" uuuuuuu
How old are you? Honest question.
Isn't it about time you went and paid up your 10% to your church retard
>10% to your church retard
You see, this is why grammar is important. I don't know if you're calling me a retard or if you're asking if I've given my tithes to the "church retard", which to my knowledge is not an actual ecclesiastical office. No wonder you people are considered useful idiots.
>"There are different views so no one can be right" argument
Somebody is. Are you sure it's you?
He's right, you know. Why bitch about grammar. Nobody takes you serious when you use such childish tactics.
>you people are considered useful idiots
>literally gives 10% of his income to the church retard office
Yes, unless the Hindus can produce something as impressive and verifiable as the Tilma of Guadalupe or the miracle of Lanciano.
Poor grammar is the telltale sign of a retarded zoomer.
t. believes in abiogenesis and meaningless abstractions like "human rights".
No he doesnt hes a jew and a highyl amoral one at that
>what is outer space
>what is other galaxies
>what is fossils
>what is dna
and before you say some dumb theist shit like space is a lie, what is gps then you low iq brainlet
>i care about grammar online
>muh big Words
>”you sheeple!!!!”
didnt even read convo saw this frontpage just please stop posting here if youre going to do it like this arigato
>7:30pm
>sun blasting through the windows
>kids playing and laughing everywhere
>family bbq next door with gramps starting the fire
HEY! HEY YOU FUCKS! KEEP IT DOWN YOU FUCKING SHITS! I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP HERE
>god iznt reel bcuz space
Of course you'd believe in creationism. You'd have to be that retarded to think word of mouth is verification of miracles.
>Poor grammar is the telltale sign of a retarded zoomer
I can't refute this, in a lot of cases it's a good indication. Still, it's distracting from the initial question, for you bringing it up. We all know he missspelled it; he did too.
It's a childish non-argument.
>It's a childish non-argument.
Bullshit.
It's a geriatric non-argument.
>roids aren't magic
Roids were conceived with helping bed ridden patients in building muscle mass in mind so they could recover quicker, roids are constantly used in aids patients because it makes their muscles grow and makes sure their muscles are preserved even if they're in a shitty catabolic state.
Roids are given to animals in order to improve feed eficiency, making them accumulate more muscle and less fat even without changing their diet.
You're delusional if you think roids aren't "magic", fucking lmao at your dumbass.
He doesn't have to, just look at any homeless broke ass nigger on aids therapy, they're all fucking cut and lean with abs and striated delts showing.
Why? Testosterone therapy that's why lmao.
So, testosterone wrecks your fat and pumps up your triceps even without excercise. I wouldn't call it magic. It's not even close to being worth the side effects.
100% sweetie gps is coordinated by land based towers and triangulation lmfao. You know nothing about the field.
>Of course you'd believe in creationism
I didn't mention creationism. But I'm not some retard who thinks nothing exploded into everything and somehow ordered itself against all odds into a habitable universe with just the right conditions for life.
>You'd have to be that retarded to think word of mouth is verification of miracles.
When did I say that, exactly? Both Lanciano and Guadalupe have been verified by repeated laboratory tests.
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It's not a non-argument, It's an acknowledgement of the deficiencies of your opponent why he shouldn't be taken seriously.
>Roids were conceived with helping bed ridden patients in building muscle mass in mind so they could recover quicker
Well I'm not bed ridden, so it ain't gonna do much for me.
>just look at any homeless broke ass nigger on aids therapy
The dude in your picture works out.
>I didn't mention creationism.
You denied evolution. Keep backpedalling.
>It's not a non-argument, It's an acknowledgement of the deficiencies of your opponent why he shouldn't be taken seriously.
It's not a non argument. It's a shitty argument though, commonly referred to as ad hominem.
>You denied evolution
I denied abiogenesis, which is impossible. I said nothing about evolution.
>commonly referred to as ad hominem.
No, that would be if I called you a "retarded faggot".
>believing in miracles unironically and not even as a parable
oh no we caught a live one here
When your high morality actually does anything for anyone besides get them killed for being different then you can talk shit but until that time shut your whore mouth heretic
many people workout, but that dude in the picture is also on literal steroids, and is way more lean and muscular than most people that go to a gym and have a proper diet.
In fact he is more muscular than most people that post here, 100% garanteed.
But hey he does resistance band curls and pushups so that must be why he's ripped right?
Lmao.
It's the roids dude.
>Well I'm not bed ridden, so it ain't gonna do much for me.
You don't get it, anabolic steroids increase your baseline lean body mass, and they also make whatever you're eating more anabolic and less adipogenic by default. You don't even have to train or eat much to build more muscle than natties on the most optimal imaginary training program and diet, if you are on steroids.
Oh it's impossible huh? Why don't you prove that claim dickhead
That's just name calling. AdHom is when you go one step further and say you can't be correct because you're a retarded faggot.
Just do it like me. I'm not saying that god isn't real because those who argue for him are window lickers. I'm just saying that you argue for him because you're a window licker.
There are several high-profile miracles that have been scientifically verified. Your rejection of them comes from ideological materialism.
Provided the basis for western morality and society. Without the rule of St. Benedict and the spread of monastic communities, the barbarian tribes of Europe would have given less thought to the value of labour and discipline.
That life cannot emerge spontaneously from non-life is well established.
The charge is still irrelevent. I never used ad hominem. I just pointed out that poor grammar is characteristic o underaged atheist brainlets.
>scientific
you don't even know what that word means, dumb creationist
That which pertain to the scientific method and empirical fallibility. That's why there is a whole medical board at Lourdes to investigate claims of miraculous healing.
>There are several high-profile miracles that have been scientifically verified.
Like what, you being able to read?
Lourdes, Lanciano, Guadalupe, Turin, etc...
>that guy swears it happened
>scientifically verified
No, the scientists who examined them have concluded that they could not have been forgeries.
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>I saw a guy...
Lol fuck off boomer
Are you gonna scource with dailymail or crap you listened on radio?
1 in 1000 people surviving their ass cancer with a 99.9% death rate isn't a miracle
there have been zero miracles or supernatural cases ever
I live in Oviedo, this place is fucking cash
>1 in 1000 people surviving their ass cancer with a 99.9% death rate isn't a miracle
No, but the sudden, inexplicable remission and disappearance of a tumor may be. Look up the Two Volume work "Miracles" by Dr, Craig Keener. Interestingly enough, the majority of working physicians have claimed to have seen miracles.
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>Try it then.
theres a lot of studies done on this you fucking mongoloid, it is true, roiding without lifting builds more muscle than an average natty lifting routine will net you.
then dont roid you fucking retard
not a miracle retard, a miracle would be turning water to wine in front of a camera. Random improbable cancer recovery is no prove at all of divinity
Only because you chose to interpret it as "random". The majority of physicians seem to think otherwise. And that's not even going into the numerous confirmed cases of bleeding hosts, or the image of Guadalupe which was been proven not to be a painting.
>majority of physicians think miracles exist
oh im laughing
See:
nigga i dont even go to sleep that's how intense my workouts are
Oh god, is this guy arguing again that you can't have morality without religion?
I just read the study. Aside from fat loss and triceps, it doesn't do much.
He called human rights a meaningless abstraction, so I don't think he's a moralizer. He seems more like the hurry to the afterlife type.