Were are the green text stories
Were are the green text stories
Liam Richardson
Matthew Nguyen
I cant tell if this is a joke or you are that much of an aspie
Aaron Kelly
Here's one I've told before
>be 21yo virgin with autism
>join university's hiking club to make friends
>there's a girl in it that also has autism
>when we go on hikes she likes to walk beside me
>at the end of one hike she suggests that we could go on one without the rest of the group
>I agreed so we went on a walk together that weekend
>she brought lunch for us, and we held hands on the way back
>after 3 months of going out with her every other weekend like that I asked her out for dinner
Colton Watson
fpbp
origgiggigg
Zachary Roberts
>green text stories
hahayes giv me reddit respost karma
Evan Perez
Oolahlalah I smell goulash
Zachary Nguyen
No, this is now a FRESCO thread
Cooper Sanchez
Corporate take overs up in here lol
Isaiah Turner
As much as I hate the word, I would describe this content as wholesome
Kevin Martin
I think I'm suppose to go
>awwwwww
because you just gave me diabeetus with your sweet post
Oliver Richardson
COMMMMOON
Sebastian Hill
spiderman 45777 reporting for duty
Brody Wright
>Were are the green text stories
WE ARE the greentext stories senpai!
Reddit and NSA and CIA are probably laughing their asses off at the archives of our wretched existence.
Gabriel Campbell
spiderman thread boys
Mason Watson
This thread needs more spiderman!
Jacob Bailey
All spideys get in!
Josiah Bell
boys look it's a faggot mabye if we all laugth at it he will go away
Justin Ward
posted this one before, but got no replies
>join a group of friends after high school
>get nicknamed the trap lover, it becomes a meme
>only girl in the group get's nicknamed The Trap
>I fall in love with her
Is my life a fucking meme?
Joshua Morris
anticlimactic
I expected you to fuck this up royally
Leo Roberts
picture of spiderman
Levi Gonzalez
Is she trap for real or fem (fem?)
I have no problem with traps.
Wyatt Russell
literally this
i'm an not you green text whore
Thomas Walker
it was a meme
to my knowledge, she's a real woman
Sebastian Collins
Thank you.
I didn't fuck up. We even got married in January
Caleb Russell
How did you proceed? Listen here nigga, don't say you sperged out.
Justin Cruz
I told her I had feelings for her
Thomas Ramirez
And she said
>you're a nice friend but I don't look at you that way?
Ryder Wilson
yeah, something like that. She said she wanted things to stay the way they are. She's okay with the whole situation and we're still good friends
Cameron Hall
Spiderman in the house baby
Isaiah Green
>be me
>alive
Why
Jackson Smith
Only, you aren't.
Cooper Lopez
Huuhh? what makes you think that, user?
Angel Jackson
>spiderman in the house
Do you have a dabbing or party rocking Spiderman?
Eli Long
I expected you to take life sitting down since you're on 4his board. Loser.
No nigga. My folder is from pre dab era.
Jaxon Baker
this made me feel warm when I dead it
what happened after that?
James Johnson
I've got an MC hammer Spiderman
CAN'T TOUCH THIS
DOODOOODO DODODOOODOODOODO
CAN'T TOUCH THIS
Jackson Turner
We had dinner together at a Chinese restaurant, she kissed me on the cheek at the end, we dated for 4 years and got married at the start of the year.
Isaac Martin
Are you going to have brain dead spergy kids?
Jaxson Garcia
I'm just going to post this here
Hudson Mitchell
No. We decided we're not cut out to have children.
Ryder Cooper
>for the celibate
Tyler Bennett
Are you going to move to the suburbs, adopt stray animals and have a garden and go hiking in forgotten trails and hold hands all the time and cook together and watch the films together at night? Sounds like a dream you lucky asshole.
Lucas Carter
Is that jonathan tron?
Lincoln Williams
>Are you going to move to the suburbs
Probably not. We live in a small town right now and we like it here.
>adopt stray animals
Maybe a dog or a cat but not more than two or three.
>have a garden
Yes.
>go hiking in forgotten trails and hold hands all the time and cook together and watch the films together at night?
We already do all those things.
>Sounds like a dream you lucky asshole.
I could never have dreamt I would find a girl who would love me before I met my wife.
Charles Hill
>be fisherman
>break up with first girlfriend ever when I go crabbing last January
>flip the switch and become a machine again, pretending to be human because even some fisherman get uncomfortable around robots
>girl I met on omegle after salmon season ended 2017 calls me
>we start talking all the time
>stop talking to her for a month while I'm crabbing because I can't afford to have feelings during 130hour work weeks
>she calls me again noticeably upset that we haven't talked in so long
>I'm drunk despite 20, tell her I'm not a time whore, "you can talk to literally anyone because you're pretty. It makes me sad to talk to you because I'll never see you"
>she lives in PA, I fish in Oregon Washington and Alaska
>"I asked my parents if you can visit and they said yes! You have to eat dinner with us too at least once though."
>spend a thousand hours on the phone with her until may when stacked out and 2 weeks with my mom in cali
>drive to PA from LA in 3 days using superior fisherman insomnia powers
>spend roughly 3k in expenses, go to Niagra with her, feel like a kid again
>we sex, I tell her that the reason I never went to bone town is because I never loved anyone besides bre(first kiss, died when we were 14)
>I leave to go fishing
>she breaks up with me
>turn 21 and whore myself out because everything I am is a lie, and what isn't is broken
Now 3 months or so has passed, I'm of from fishing, and she just texted me to call her tonight.
Luke Howard
She seems really nice if she's putting up with your troubles. Are you sure you want to remain at sea for the rest of your life?
Adam Murphy
Once I have my own vessel I can take 8 months of the year off. I'll need to save about 50k a year to have it by 24, loan the rest.
Land jobs are boring, land people are cunts and bugmen
Samuel Long
what is she like physically?
Justin Brown
You sound like a character from a sci-fi story.
>Land people
>Buying a vessel
Damn, you sound like a space Cadet.
Landon Nguyen
In town as we speak (the dock)
It's more entertaining to sit around on the boat than go do other stuff. What is there even to do on land besides hunting and hiking? Bars are a waste of time, money, and semen.
Grayson Butler
>be 15
>bring gf with family to camping trip
>out in the wild campsite with no toilets
>we have to poop in the woods
>gf is scared and asks me to come with her
>have to hold her hands while she squats in a hole pooping
>*brraaaaapppphhhfhfhss**plop**plop**brrpppaapp**plop*
And that's how I got a scat fetish
Lucas Perez
She's 5'5", around 130lbs I think, pear-shaped figure with chunky thighs and hips. Her left boob is almost cup size bigger than her right one which she hates but I like.
Carter Bennett
i appreciate this
>tfw 2012 was 6 years ago
/b/ reenactment