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And for my tea I am having a broth
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I doubt it's because their looks are enough, I think the majority of lads just just mash the heart button. they don't even look at the bios or what the lass even looks like

youve basically answered your own questions

wtf japan

I dont. Why are we treating working in another country as something we should be entitled to

Why not just be a NEET for the rest of your life?

Literally why even bother.

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I'll let you in a little secret on how to get matches lad. peep show quotes

I never made any moral judgements about entitlement. I'm just saying we're losing an amazing benefit that can change people's lives for the better.

You really want to attempt tinder?
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Good luck pal, lmao.

I'm a man of expensive hobbies

Like what lad? I'm interested now.

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It would be really nice lad, honestly

THERE'S A CENTIPEDE UNDER MY BED LADS HOW DO I PROCEED

A magician never tells his secrets

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just got back from banging my fit model gf lads. we had a 3some with a lezzer porn star

rip barry

to me to... you

Move house lad or if that isn't possible get yourself arrested and go to jail to get away
What tricks can you do then?
Same.

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List of people to round up and shoot:

Furries
Nonces

missing anyone?

Mate keeps using MD seshes as an excuse to hug me

think he's bent

weebs,gays,feminists,

Haha brilliant lad.

Last night I was in a club and I met these two chinky girls. Both 18 years old. I was thinking they might be twins because they look exactly the same, but I didn't want to seem racist like I think all chinkys look the same.

Well it turned out they were twins, and we went into the toilets together and I shagged them both. they lezzed up too and even licked each other's arseholes. Fucking loved it.

Add trips to that list lad.

You my mate lad? I promise I'm not bent just get very affectionate on it

Jow Forums posters
blacks

the religious/spiritual

deanos

all of them

This was an epic post laddo

Women

Can't bloody stand them. Want them gone.

*humanity goes extinct*

Do you think the frat system would make help out with loneliness at uni lads?

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very excited for the weedman to deliver tonight, i've been dry for three days and i've done nothing but feel like complete shit and unmotivated and anxious

why can't we just legalise weed already lads??? i don't understand!!! i'm so jealous of the dispensary folks in the US

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no it would only benefit those with social skills

fuckin kuffars

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Still unsure as to whether this or the one with the arsenal shirt guy is the funniest nonce hunter video. Unfortunately desuarchives down so can't link that one.
Think these comments might swing it though

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i'm a big fan of student societies at uni, the geek soc at mine was a lovely place to hang out and grab a pint once a week and chat shit about video games, i recommend something like that!

Anyone said potheads yet?
Potheads

Don't posho unis have frats?

Was thinking about how university is free in Scotland for Scottish and EU students.
But English, Welsh and NI students all have to pay fees.

Such an injustice really.

Cut them off. See how they afford free uni then.

I don't know how they justify this blatant racism

Git out ye bastards

It's not that England can't afford free uni. The government just chooses to spend the money differently.

do they have to go to a Scottish university?

People who "debate" brexit on here

Cut us off then you cunt

keep your skirt on duncan

waheeeeeeey got him lads

Just finished my Halo Top birthday cake ice cream. Very nice and only 280 calories so I don't feel like a fatty! Phwoar! Gonna have a nap until comfy hours now. Na night pals.

They just choose to con money from the people don't actually have it. Hence why they're going to uni.

I want to watch some videos of nonces getting busted. Which are the best where they really freak out?

this still one of the funniest things I've seen this year

youtube.com/watch?v=8OzZxjqKG10

>I want to watch some nonces
try a mirror

If England would be better off without Scotland, why did David Cameron and George Osbourne lie so aggressively to keep the union together?

see
also type in "nonce hunter vape" or something, that one was funny

Yeah... I guess that is a downside! lol.
Well the fees for university was meant to enable more university places being available. That was the original argument. I think once you introduce charging for something though, it will never go back to free.

This one is probably my all time favourite. The comments, his voice.

Does anyone have the video of the nonce getting busted outside B&Q and his parents are with him?

I'm seriously considering breaking up with my gf.

She is a complete brainlet and really dull. I know most of you don't think a gf should be there for your intellectual stimulation but I can't fucking stand the really dumb shit that comes out of her mouth and how she avoids anything remotely interesting in favour of sitting there scrolling through facebook and youtube all day.

I was talking to my dad (a doctor) about recent news in the field of medicine and she would interject like a child with such brilliant observations as "isn't it funny how humans are trying to make themselves live longer instead of just enjoying life?" Really embarrassed me in front of my parents.

She brushes off everything with this "I'm enlightened" attitude you might find in 15 year old stoners, walking around like she has everything figured out and everyone else is just a drone or a sheep because they have a job, while she sits in cafes listening to shitty music.

It's like I'm dating a fucking school kid. Is it even worth enduring this just to not feel lonely and having sex?

She sounds like a pain in the arse, why would you even go out with her in the first place?

you sound really boring lad

Yeah sounds like you are fundamentally incompatible lad.

What does she do for money?

NEET 4 lyf, send her my way

You should date girls from here desu

>really embarrassed me in front of my parents.
You sound like the dick in this situation to me lad.
You are doing exactly what you accuse her of. you have the "enlightened attitude"

Why do you even think it's pretending? What doesn't seem plausible about it?

>walking around like she has everything figured out and everyone else is just a drone or a sheep because they have a job, while she sits in cafes listening to shitty music.

Sounds like she does have it figured out if she's enjoying herself in a cafe while everyone else is working some shitty job

WHERE MY BRITFEELS MUMMY GF REEEEEEEE

is she fit tho

just what i was thinking,she had a good point life quality does matter more than how long you live he was just too busy being a pseud

My cousin is a professor and his gf only got 7 C's at GCSE.

Some roastie at work whines on about men who go for "dumb blondes" whilst she is the most miserable unfeminine person to be around and wonders why she doesn't have a gf.

Can't you educate her yourself?

Shippy is a van driver. He's not going to suddenly get a job working in marketing for Mercedes Benz.

Mercedes head office is nowhere near where he lives.

Despite the liar being urged to post proof many times he never does, even though it would be trivial to do so.

The liar never posts to prove he has control of Shippy's Elliott Doxxer trip.

That's not even all the reasons.

Because she mislead me by putting on an act in the first few weeks.

Yeah really boring because I prefer doing something with my life, playing sports, reading, working... rather than social media. How exciting.

We probably are, although she is nice as a person. She doesn't work because she thinks robots could replace all of us and we don't need to "slave away".

Mate I tried really hard to push the conversations to her interests so we could talk about something she was comfortable about, but she basically shat on both of my parent's jobs.

You couldnt even give your own country independence, what am I meant to do?

>She doesn't work

So who is paying her way?

if you cant get an interesting conversation out of someone you're boring

>black BMW
>personalised licence plate
>dance music blaring far too loud
>arm hanging out drivers window
>arm covered in tattoos
was he peak dazza deano lads?

>caring about gcses
Mate. What on earth. The amount of GCSES you have doesn't meant anything.
You must be young still. Wow.

GOOD AFTERNOON GREGGS PRIDE HILL TILDE SPEAKING

I GOT YOU YOU WHORE

this is a fucking larp get a life sado

just ate the most disgusting portion of fish and chips i have ever endured

You sound like a cunt lad

The English owned media bombarded us with lies and propaganda, begging for us to stay. We assumed you desperately needed us so we stayed out of charity to England.

describe it to me friendo

no we didnt we scared you into staying

This has to be bait. Oh my god.
Literally thinking she shat on your parents professions with that comment?
Fuck this.
It's bait.

I'm not worried about academic qualifications or IQ or anything like that. It's simply a case of her being vapid and uninterested in anything not shallow. Like the other guy said we fundamentally disagree on the value of learning things.

Benefits plus I send her about 400 a month.

The fact that you believe me tells you don't know many boring people.

Pride Hill greggs is the first one to show up when you search "Greggs Shrewsbury"

>English owned media
i though murdoch owned it all

>I send her about 400 a month.
HAHAHAHAH no one gives their SO that much cash jesus lad just dump her

The fuck are you talking about dumbass? I didn't specify how she insulted my parents. The comment about medicine wasn't the insult.

laaaaaarp fuck off