>Get bj from girl.
>Sticks finger in my butt.
>Gets poop on it.
>Stops sucking and leaves.
Like what the fuck, am I at fault here or what? It's a fucking ass, what did she expect? Like going to use an enema daily for the off chance that this happens.
Get bj from girl
Alexander Kelly
Ayden Brooks
Girls don't poop maybe she didn't know what was up there
Dominic Watson
Why is there shit just sitting at the top of your asshole? If I stuck a finger in my ass there would be no shit.
Parker Ramirez
Of course there isn't a log of shit in your rectum, but there are bound to be some traces of shit.
Evan Allen
It's your own fault. If anyone ever tries to touch your butt you always fart loudly as a defense mechanism. It's the only way to keep your hole pure.
Caleb Moore
>especially if you are american
Why?
Benjamin Moore
No Bidet
Juan Martinez
Bidets are for gays.
Isaac Brooks
>hiking alongside a river
>slip in the mud
>legs covered in dirt, dust and grime
>decide the best and most effective way to clean off is by smearing it all around with a towel
Aiden Hernandez
In a month you'll be crying for this betrayal of your ass, she could be your girlfriend buddy
William Evans
Good point, how do I best take revenge on my ass?
Jonathan Fisher
Prolapse it.
Brody Foster
>has never heard of a shower
bidets are fucking gay
Cooper King
Bidets are like showers for your ass, retard
>he doesn't enjoy the feelinig of a clean ass
>he'd rather walk around with a mushy feeling in his ass and stink like a skunk
You lost a blowjob for this
Nicholas James
>didn't shower before hanging out with a girl
jesus christ, you're lucky she even showed up to slobber on your unwashed cock
Jack Johnson
>Get bj from girl
>She sticks a finger up you butt
Did she think you were bi or something? I thought most of the heteros think of a man's anus as strictly an exit hole. Do straight men actually want girls to do this, and more importantly, do they?
Carson Diaz
some straight men like being fingered and rimmed by girls I guess
Chase Ortiz
Why install a bidet when you have a shower?
Samuel James
Do you clean the inside of your ass when you shower?
Wyatt Brooks
>not using the shower head for an enema
Never going to make it
Jacob Lee
Because you can always run off to the bathroom and Clean your ass in less than a minute
Henry Russell
nah, if you eat a decent amount of fiber you can go knuckle deep and come out clean
>t.vegan homo
Gavin Rogers
>>t.vegan homo
Classic