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Target just denied my applications for a stocking position. I guess you need social skills to fucking unload trucks and put shit on shelves. Any robots got denied this week?

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maybe they hacked your computer and saw gifs like that and realized they dont want a fucking psychopath working for them

If I got denied for my job application at some supermarket, which already happens (applied for cashier, bakery, electronic section, I'll get either one of it) I don't see the reason why we shouldn't off ourselves.

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Where are the other ones of these gifs? I've seen one where the girl gets killed by lasers.

Called a job site to ask if my application needed to be renewed and they told me they had no job positions available.

Why do I even bother

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Why dont you robots just get someone in your family to get you a job? Thats what im doing.

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because not all of our parents are rich and white.

>mfw two of my family members tried to get me a job
>mfw employers don't give a fuck and won't hire me

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Your family has to be rich and white to have connections in contracting and construction? Since when?
It sounds like they arent very high up on the food chain. If the rest of your family are that weak why would they expect you to be any different?

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Stocking jobs are hell. At least the overnight ones.

>have contacts in contracting and construction
My parents work white collar, also fuck you kill yourself faggot

Lol whats your issue man? If they work white collar why cant they get you a job?

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Don't feel too down, my roommate had that job....your not missing out. No matter how fast / well you work it is never enough, and a few lazy people on your team can bring your whole performance down in the eyes of management. As for me I have applied for 10 jobs as a California State employee, with no response yet. These jobs very from anything from DMV worker to freeway landscaper. If I can get my foot in the door at a state job, my pay / benefits will be totally worth it. I have been a NEET since January of this year, living off savings...I wonder how much longer I can keep it up before I go broke. I don't wanna go back to working construction....that is a fate far worse than death. The work itself isn't bad, I don't mind physical labor / working with my hands, but the people that work in construction...God, dealing with them is a fate worse than death. Usually just a bunch of drug addicted alcoholics, that always complain about how much they hate their wives and kids. Aside from beer, football, and how hungover they are, they can't hold a conversation about anything. Pray for me, Lord knows I need it.

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That sucks. You interested in joining the U.S army, user?

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Garden stores, garden supply, or place like ACE Hardware are the places to be. I've worked at about 5 places, but when I landed the garden supply job i've never wanted to leave it. Pay aint great but it's enough, and a solid place to be.

No, been in my job for a couple of years now. Before that i used to always fail at the interview stage. I didn't even pass the interview for mcdonalds. I got lucky with my current job as it was an older guy who was nice who interviewed me so i wasn't anxious and manged to not sperg out for the 10 or so minutes the interview was.

ive kinda always wanted to work with flowers, do you get to be around pretty flowers much in those places user?

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March along, sing our song with the army of the free
count the brave count the true who have fought to victory

Sometimes, part of what I love is the variety. Some days I get to help people with finding stuff to help plants grow, some days I get to go out and take care of the flowers and trees. I feel like all in all, it'd be hard to find a better job for me.

Do they still make people take psych exams?

Im fat right now but if i lose weight i would. My dream job is driving trucks just to young to get that one done right now.
What pisses me off is the questions they asked me were personal they wanted some fuck boy who was exceptional with recommendations and prior experience.

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Yep. Microcenter denied me. Can't find a job after quitting my UPS job last month

For target? Probably not. Haven't had to take one at any of the places I've worked, and my current coworker only took one for a government job. Even then it was apparently pretty lax.

Reach for some of the weirder places you wouldn't normally think about when considering low-level wagie work. consider some random places like Bass Pro, or hardware stores, or even Office Depot. Random places usually look for 'random' people.

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Not every army job needs chads user, plus boot camp is def gonna help get you into shape once you make even a bit of progress outside of it.

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Reapply at the exact same target tomorrow. Keep applying and showing up and harass the managers till they get the point.

>be 25
>recently readmitted to university after taking a 3-year hiatus
>only have two more semesters until I graduate
>had a decent position that paid about $1,000 per week, could work from anywhere in the world
>normally only put in time from 9a-12pm or 1pm

>have another writing job that pays $1,000 per month for about an hour of work per day, Monday through Friday
>traveled tons since I could get paid from anywhere with a net connection

>can't do the more regular job anymore
>applying to positions around campus
>shit pays $12 per hour max, but figure I'll suck it up so I can devote my time to studying

>phone blows up
>every nigga calling me back
>always cruise through interviews, because I'm somehow better at presentations and public speaking than I am at making small talk

>"Wow, user, you have a resume? Most of our applicants don't even have one."

Just fucking kill me.

I applied for Walmart a long time ago and they asked a bunch of questions to see how you'd react in certain situations. They're called "situational judgement tests".

suprisingly found that works a good amount of the time, if they see that you want to work there (and arent "being forced to apply by chaddy daddy") then that can go a long way.

I've been looking to be a trash man seems like hard work but i don't mind long as i get paid.

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I guess with the rep they've gotten, they might wanna redo their approach. How'd it go, user?

Trash man is hella money. People think jobs like that suck on all levels, but if you can handle it, then you're set. Not sure what the hiring practices and demand is for one though.

I wasn't hired. I wouldn't even know if the exam was the reason they didn't want me. At least you don't have to deal with that obstacle.

Sorry to hear that, but you might've dodged a bullet there. Heard walmart is abysmal, you'd be better off at McDonalds, or some similar job. Always shitty when they just axe you or your interview with no given reason- how are you supposed to be able to improve without feedback?